Ty Ballgame @seatjk.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Hey Seattle, the line at Dick’s is not the line at the atm. It’s ok to be normal. 010 0
Ty Ballgame @seatjk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I just saw someone say that you’re officially old at 36, because that’s long enough to have been born and graduate high school twice and now I’m on tilt. 000 0
Ty Ballgame @seatjk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I know it’s proper table manners to napkin your lap when you sit down, but I’m going to wait for my food because I honestly don’t want to put my silverware directly on this table that I just watched you wipe down with a rag that’s got god knows what on it. 000 0
Ty Ballgame @seatjk.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Marvin Harrison Jr. would be a great wide receiver, but he’s slow, runs bad routes, and can’t catch. Other than that, he’s awesome. 000 0
Ty Ballgame @seatjk.bsky.social · 14/09/2026How long has 3M been doing the Lay’s gambit? “Here’s a little tape to get you started”. 000 0
Ty Ballgame @seatjk.bsky.social · 08/09/2026It's always been President "Guy Who Is Full of Shit at the Bar". 001 0
Ty Ballgame @seatjk.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Ohhhh holiday weekends, where I get to hear a conversation where one person complains about the Fed without being able to name it, and the other offers a rejoinder that the Fed lacks market competition and can just set rates however they like. 000 0
Ty Ballgame @seatjk.bsky.social · 17/08/2026A big f you to whoever is reinforcing the algorithm that has told all the podcasts they need to start with a cold open. 000 0
Ty Ballgame @seatjk.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Taking quick stock of currently active Seattle sports teams: Mariners: Ass Sounders: Ass Storm: Ass Reign: Ass Coming up this fall: Kraken: Ass Seahawks: Fuck yeah World Champs 020 0
Ty Ballgame @seatjk.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Legitimately what the fuck are you doing at the atm?! 000 0
Ty Ballgame @seatjk.bsky.social · 29/07/2026We are letting morons completely destroy this country. 000 0
Ty Ballgame @seatjk.bsky.social · 24/07/2026The guy in my neighborhood who drives like a prick bought a cybertruck, so I guess I respect him for self identifying. 000 0
Ty Ballgame @seatjk.bsky.social · 19/07/20263rd place match goals should not count toward the Golden Boot 000 0
Ty Ballgame @seatjk.bsky.social · 05/07/2026When you’re playing @whatdoyoumeme.bsky.social with normies and getting absolutely cookedstatic.klipy.comOh Come On, That's Funny ReactionALT: Oh Come On, That's Funny Reaction 000 0
Ty Ballgame @seatjk.bsky.social · 05/07/2026If you want to drive like an asshole, I’m actually fine with it, but learn how to read the traffic, dipshit 010 0
Ty Ballgame @seatjk.bsky.social · 19/06/2026The behavior of the Ronaldo stans is identical to the behavior of the Kobe stans. A weird cult of inferiority. 000 0
Ty Ballgame @seatjk.bsky.social · 06/06/2026Whatever the name was of the young predator in that most recent predator movie is Jalen Brunson’s nickname 000 0
Ty Ballgame @seatjk.bsky.social · 29/05/2026A Nike commercial with Drake and KD is for the most insufferable people on the planet 010 0
Ty Ballgame @seatjk.bsky.social · 15/05/2026This Ducks/VGK series has been heinous to look at, but switching to it right after Habs/Sabres in their classics really makes it extra insulting to the eyes. 121 0
Ty Ballgame @seatjk.bsky.social · 03/05/2026Approximately 54% of American adults (roughly 130 million people) aged 16–74 read below the equivalent of a sixth-grade level 000 0
Ty Ballgame @seatjk.bsky.social · 22/04/2026I went into a Zumiez with my kids the other day and the Gen Z worker was literally the most helpful without being obtrusive retail sales person I have ever met. Really made me want to ask why he was so different than ever other sullen weirdo working at the mall. 000 0
Ty Ballgame @seatjk.bsky.social · 20/04/2026If you sell cocktails, you should provide a boba straw. 000 0
Ty Ballgame @seatjk.bsky.social · 27/03/2026Based on how many times I've seen that video of a pitch directly into the catcher's junk, that "Ow! My Balls" show from Idiocracy would be immensely popular if they just put it on air right now. 000 0
Ty Ballgame @seatjk.bsky.social · 19/03/2026I hate when you get that cool haircut you saw on that actor but it never looks good because your face is there ruining it 000 0
Ty Ballgame @seatjk.bsky.social · 17/03/2026The truck whose doors fall apart if you slam them too hard? 000 0
Ty Ballgame @seatjk.bsky.social · 13/03/2026It's a weird feeling to be going through the passport renewal process and not having any confidence that enough people work at the State Department anymore for this to actually happen successfully. 100 0
Ty Ballgame @seatjk.bsky.social · 11/03/2026Sometimes I think about how the only gun reform we got in response to all the school shootings was that they beep out any references to guns in songs on the radio now. 000 0
Ty Ballgame @seatjk.bsky.social · 05/03/2026You guys keep saying "Markwayne" as though it's said like Mark-Wayne. In fact, his name is "mar-KWAYNE". 000 0
Ty Ballgame @seatjk.bsky.social · 02/03/20266 days ago: lol the dumb Dems don't think the government should protect its citizens Yesterday: sorry some of you have to die and that's how it goes 000 0
Ty Ballgame @seatjk.bsky.social · 19/02/2026If you're still calling the helpdesk in the age of AI, you just want to be a pain in the ass. 000 0
Ty Ballgame @seatjk.bsky.social · 14/02/2026Finally had a completely free Saturday morning and couldn’t wait to sleep in. But I’m 46 so instead I woke up at 4:30 for no reason and that was that. 000 0
Ty Ballgame @seatjk.bsky.social · 09/02/2026The Super Bowl has turned me into Denzel Washington. “Ok. Alright.” 000 0
Ty Ballgame @seatjk.bsky.social · 03/02/2026"Review this hour long recorded call before our meeting" "No" 000 0
Ty Ballgame @seatjk.bsky.social · 29/01/2026None of the punishments for any of these actions is death. We have grown numb to the idea that if authority gets angry, authority may end your life, and that’s just going to happen with regularity. 000 0
Ty Ballgame @seatjk.bsky.social · 22/01/2026People always say you should ask questions of others to get them to like you, something I struggle with because I absolutely don’t want to be asked questions because mind your business, mf! 000 0
Ty Ballgame @seatjk.bsky.social · 22/01/2026“Welcome to Spotify, I’m DJ X, and here are the same 5 fucking songs I play every time you try to use me” 000 0
Ty Ballgame @seatjk.bsky.social · 15/01/2026You guys we accidentally let them make it way harder to watch TV while also charging us more for it. 000 0
Ty Ballgame @seatjk.bsky.social · 15/01/2026As recently as like 10 years ago, if you called a business and they couldn't help you, they would still try to help you solve your problem. Now, as soon as the person figures out they can't be the one to help you, the simply cannot wait to tell you to fuck off, even if they say it in a nice way 000 0
Ty Ballgame @seatjk.bsky.social · 14/01/2026The number of people I've seen being like "No way! Cops don't do that!" is crazy. 1 - these are not cops, these are peckerwoods with badges 2 - cops absolutely do this shit 000 0
Ty Ballgame @seatjk.bsky.social · 14/01/2026I have a lot of anxiety about whether or not I'm shaking things well enough. 010 0
Ty Ballgame @seatjk.bsky.social · 07/01/2026Not really enjoying this era where being a big whiny crybaby who rages when he doesn't get his way is seen as peak masculinity. 010 0
