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Seaspray

@seasprayg1.bsky.social
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seaspray Transformers Parody Account ran by @thedaftram.bsky.social (any comments made by the account should NOT be taken seriously as they're jokes.) Autobot Naval Defense, also SFW.

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Seaspray @seasprayg1.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Back from vacation, what's up guys? I saw Mal has been very active lately.
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Seaspray @seasprayg1.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Pipes and Tailgate genuinely cried.
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Seaspray @seasprayg1.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Just spoke with the rest of the Minibots, Guess who's going on a vacation with most of them? Me! Bumblebee didn't want to go surprisingly.
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Seaspray @seasprayg1.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
MY BEST MAN IS A FATHER
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Seaspray @seasprayg1.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Hey guys I'm ba- Oh. Oh scrap.
static.klipy.com
What is going on? Oh god!
ALT: What is going on? Oh god!
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Seaspray @seasprayg1.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
You think life on other planets are just as beautiful as life on Earth?
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Seaspray @seasprayg1.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Wanna know what I was doing for a month? Me, Beachcomber and Trailbreaker were just going on a break. Turns out we all love nature.
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Seaspray @seasprayg1.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Been on vacation, What'd I miss?
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Seaspray @seasprayg1.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
ok so to clarify This account, despite being G1, is ALL universes. Cause if Sideways can do it, why not Seaspray?
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Seaspray @seasprayg1.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
O-oh. He's just ripping him apart. Good grief.
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Seaspray @seasprayg1.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Amalgamous just decided to fist fight Liege Maximo. Somehow Amalgamous won.
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Seaspray @seasprayg1.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
oh.
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Seaspray @seasprayg1.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Bruticus is TERRIFYING! The Combaticons? Not so much. In fact aside from Swindle they're actually decent guys.
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Seaspray @seasprayg1.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
If there's any others out in the cosmos, come to Macaddam's bar! Amalgamous Prime awaits you, same with Starscream, Powerglide, Punch and myself.
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Seaspray @seasprayg1.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
The sky was actually clear for once, it was a very nice day.
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Seaspray @seasprayg1.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Nearly been a week, gotta admit I've just completely run out of steam to post.
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Seaspray @seasprayg1.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Gotta be honest, haven't been posting much.
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Seaspray @seasprayg1.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Just found out we have other board games. Which ones do you recommend?
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Seaspray @seasprayg1.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Scrabble is fun.
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Seaspray @seasprayg1.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Quiet. Stillness. Like water. It's poetic. It's calm. It's... Oddly nice?
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Seaspray @seasprayg1.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Drinking some nice energon and looking at the view below. It's peaceful.
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Seaspray @seasprayg1.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Gotta say, Alchemist Prime's bunker seems cozy. Wonder how deep it goes?
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Seaspray @seasprayg1.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Spacious too! Starscream's here too.
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Seaspray @seasprayg1.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
A decision has been made: Both accounts are staying up, and will keep tabs with Amalgamous' Crew.
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Seaspray @seasprayg1.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Recent developments have appeared on here which resulted in the disbandment of a certain community, I feel it is necessary to tell you all that I don't know what's going to happen with both the Amalgamous account as well as Seaspray. But if the worst comes to worst, Thank you for sticking around!!!
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Seaspray @seasprayg1.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Just found out that this place has cable, whoever was here really liked watching TV, but we're too busy playing Monopoly.
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Starscream @starscreamarmada.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
This abandoned factory Seaspray found and set up shop in is pretty cozy, it certainly beats living in a million year old wrecked Minicon ship on the moon
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Amalgamous Prime @shapeshifterprime.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
I am sending out this message in hopes there ARE others, I have scheduled maintenance within the Elite Guard's security systems which should then give me time to find out what's REALLY going on.
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Amalgamous Prime @shapeshifterprime.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Curious... The original timeline merged with the one with the Unicron Universe... Vector Prime, if only he were here, he'd help me understand. I think, I should organise a team...
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Amalgamous Prime @shapeshifterprime.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
they fucken gutted him man they took away his thing buddy i'm so sorry
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Seaspray @seasprayg1.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
I think it's time to answer some questions. Leave them below and I'll answer as best as I can.
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Seaspray @seasprayg1.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Just read up on Sentinel "Magnus" on this monitor. How can anyone put up with him?
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Einar Oli Benediktsson @einarprimacron.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Seaspray Body: Animated Seaspray Color: G2 Seaspray #seaspray #transformers #g2
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Seaspray @seasprayg1.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
I remember now! Wheeljack made a of teleporter, he didn't know that it could do this, he thought it was local teleportation. Me and Hound offered to try and Wheeljack agreed, Hound went first and he was somehow fine. Then I went, I apparently experienced some temporal anomaly. That's my story.
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Amalgamous Prime @shapeshifterprime.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
I know what I must do. The Space Bridge is opened. Set course to Universe TF-A-26122007.
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Seaspray @seasprayg1.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Huh...Wh- What? This is impossible...
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Seaspray @seasprayg1.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Thinking of Beachcomber again, good friend to have. Sometimes I think he'd like it here where it's peaceful and nature is just beautiful. Now I get why he's a pacifist, all this fighting... It never ends and I think I see Gears' or Huffer's views too. Oh Primus, I miss them.. I miss them all...
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Seaspray @seasprayg1.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
You know, this place looks neat, I've set up some sort of base here using whatever was left. I found this television though, cable included and also this.. entertainment system? What kind of autobots use entertainment systems? I CAN think of one though. I miss that Beetle.
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Seaspray @seasprayg1.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Test, test... 2nd transmission set to... anyone BUT the Decepticons.
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Seaspray @seasprayg1.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THEY GOT HIM
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Seaspray @seasprayg1.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Hello, Cybertron Elite Guard, this is Seaspray, Autobot Naval Defense. Can you hear me? Respond if you can, I'm not from this world and I need to speak to somebody who knows my situation. Thank you, over and out.
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Seaspray @seasprayg1.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Day 9: So I just found out from some transmissions that this is known as the "Cybertron Elite Guard". From what I gather, this community formed after the Cybertron War, interesting. Perhaps I could get in communication with them, good idea? ...Probably, I'll see if I can get this up and running..
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Seaspray @seasprayg1.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Day 8. Day 6 was uneventful and yesterday my communicator was damaged by some idiot throwing a snow-like beverage, and I had to source parts from a local scrapyard... Hey... speaking of local... on my travels I DID see an old factory, looks rough but I think it may be a good place to camp out...
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Seaspray @seasprayg1.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Haha lol
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Seaspray @seasprayg1.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Day... Communcator... Disrepair... Water Damage probably caused by... Still no way to get... Can't find... May offer... in exchange for... Seaspray.... and out.
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Seaspray @seasprayg1.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Day 5: Still no luck. However, I have asked a few locals about where in Detroit I was and the responses I got were... quite vulgar. First off, rude. And second of all, is there anyone that can offer directions around these parts?
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Seaspray @seasprayg1.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Where is this "Optimus Prime?"
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Seaspray @seasprayg1.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Day 3: No chance, although I have been observing things for a while. Turns out that a figure named "Sentinel Magnus" had taken over Autobot reign, and that he "has his head up his aft." Which doesn't seem very pleasing to hear... Everyone looks so different here, am I the weird one in this place?
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Seaspray @seasprayg1.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Day 2: Apparently I've traveled from one Earth to another, I'm no longer at the Ark. but rather a city called "Detroit". I've met a different Powerglide who was helpful enough to clear things up for me.
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Seaspray @seasprayg1.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
WHAT'S SEASPRAY'S ARC? In a setting of TFA characters, I think I'm the only G1 character that's here. The idea was that somehow, Seaspray becomes a dimensional anomaly, wobbly wobbly timey wimey stuff. That's all from me.
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