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Seth @seasideseth.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

The reasons for it will change as aimlessly as the breeze until he finds one people will accept, and then after it’s locked in he will announce it’s solely to honor him.

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Seth @seasideseth.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I wish mine was that cheap. Currently paying almost $1900/mo for two people with fairly ok coverage

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Seth @seasideseth.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

A shirt that says Dunning-Kruger 2024

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Seth @seasideseth.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Not to be rude, but does this mean you’re the side piece?

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Seth @seasideseth.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

And while I’m not that old, I know history is worth knowing, and that fucking up a country’s governance for cheap oil will cause long term problems. But hey, maybe we’ll get in right in Venezuela this time…

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Seth @seasideseth.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

And I’m under your bed

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Seth @seasideseth.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Simple plan for that. Indefinite blockade and mow the lawn every year or two. You know, a “forever war”.

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Seth @seasideseth.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Do we know if that’s her actual opinion or one given to her off camera by her producers again?

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Seth @seasideseth.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Its also pretty dumb to say in other words, then use the same words

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Seth @seasideseth.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Not to mention the fact that polygraphs aren’t even admissible in court because they’re unreliable

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Seth @seasideseth.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

Untrue. They also have health insurance and pensions.

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Seth @seasideseth.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

Even if he is receiving a “full view”, he’s still Homer picturing a bear riding a unicycle to circus music

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Seth @seasideseth.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

Using Ukraine’s colors, no less.

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Seth @seasideseth.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

What makes this more believable is that donny begged Mexico to build the wall at their expense because he promised they would, then they didn’t.

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Seth @seasideseth.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

I love how she absolves herself of her years of rabid support for donny by pretending she now knows better

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Seth @seasideseth.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

Has don threatened Spain with ridiculous consequences or called her a pig yet?

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Seth @seasideseth.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

No need to be bothered by people that do this, just jump into their conversation with them. They switch speaker off pdq

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Seth @seasideseth.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

Speaking of, can someone ask Bondi if that lil’ Epstein fracas is on again since the DOW is back below 50k?

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Seth @seasideseth.bsky.social · 15/02/2026

The best part is that you get to choose to disassociate with the ability to have food delivered. Once you accept these terms and set a zero accomplishment goal for the day, it’s pretty nice for a bit

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Seth @seasideseth.bsky.social · 22/06/2025

Finally, the first Saturday in 14 weeks without rain

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Seth @seasideseth.bsky.social · 12/06/2025

The second time I’ve seen a deer in broad daylight on the marsh. It also seemed confused as to why it was there.

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Seth @seasideseth.bsky.social · 10/05/2025

I bet there’s a Small Hadron Collider joke in there somewhere

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Seth @seasideseth.bsky.social · 03/05/2025

Whatever he tells them to think.

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Seth @seasideseth.bsky.social · 02/05/2025

Potentially less noisy while operating

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Seth @seasideseth.bsky.social · 25/04/2025

Or, none of that happened and he fell asleep on the toilet and had a weird dream.

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Seth @seasideseth.bsky.social · 25/04/2025

He also thinks Herschel Walker is a competent person.

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Seth @seasideseth.bsky.social · 18/04/2025

I would like clarification if we are abandoning Ukraine, which would be a massive gift to Putin, or abandoning talking about a currently unachievable peace deal, then bulking up weapons deliveries.

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Seth @seasideseth.bsky.social · 15/04/2025

I don’t usually see the turkeys flying around the salt marsh, but I suppose they know what they’re doing better than I.

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Seth @seasideseth.bsky.social · 09/04/2025

The amount of calls I’m getting from Canadians for reservations is down entirely. That’s not even exaggerating. Usually I’d have hundreds of calls from Canadians by now. I just crossed into tens of calls.

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Seth @seasideseth.bsky.social · 08/04/2025

There was a particularly cunning and elusive raccoon that routinely raided my dumpster years ago. I named her Trashley.

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Seth @seasideseth.bsky.social · 08/04/2025

She holds it like a Sloppy Joe that’s about to leak out

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Seth @seasideseth.bsky.social · 27/03/2025

It feels like the cup should be styrofoam, on an avacado green Formica table.

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Seth @seasideseth.bsky.social · 05/03/2025

Ha, nope. We are now in mixed nuts with broken glass territory

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Seth @seasideseth.bsky.social · 05/03/2025

I’m an American and I know it for sure.

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Seth @seasideseth.bsky.social · 05/03/2025

Yup, he didn’t even need to tentatively hold up a cutesy lil’ sign, which I’m sure would have been devastating.

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Seth @seasideseth.bsky.social · 14/02/2025

Bannon should start a campaign to raise money for it like he did with the wall 😆

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Seth @seasideseth.bsky.social · 12/02/2025

The one about Action Park in NJ. I lost count of how many times I said holy shit

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Seth @seasideseth.bsky.social · 11/02/2025

Oh don’t be silly. She knows very well what she’s doing

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Seth @seasideseth.bsky.social · 11/02/2025

Definitely looking forward to my upcoming trip there!

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Seth @seasideseth.bsky.social · 09/02/2025

I made the drive there a couple times when I lived in Reno. Such a cool, interesting, beautiful, and nearly alien landscape.

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Seth @seasideseth.bsky.social · 27/01/2025

That’s way better than a reservation, IMO. I once told a server I’d like the vegetable pudding because I couldn’t think of squash.

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Seth @seasideseth.bsky.social · 26/01/2025

I also recommend Fail Army. People falling down in a variety of ways always cheers me right up

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Seth @seasideseth.bsky.social · 23/01/2025

Someone must have convinced his base that due diligence is a fee they have to pay

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Seth @seasideseth.bsky.social · 17/01/2025

Ha, as though it’s because of the weather and not that Don doesn’t want a small crowd to make him look bad

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Seth @seasideseth.bsky.social · 17/01/2025

I saw this a couple months ago. I’d never heard of it before. Came across it while endlessly browsing for stuff to watch. I almost didn’t watch it but it caught my eye just enough. What a great movie. I was not expecting it to be so odd, absurd and funny. I will definitely watch it again

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Seth @seasideseth.bsky.social · 15/01/2025

In case you haven’t, have a test done for food sensitivity. Our dog needed to be switched to a “bland diet” when she was getting on in years. She wouldn’t eat because it made her feel sick until we made the switch.

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Seth @seasideseth.bsky.social · 10/01/2025

and it appears you’ve misplaced your kazoo

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