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Seaside Public Library

@seasidelibrary.bsky.social
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(Seaside, Oregon) www.seasidelibrary.org

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Seaside Public Library @seasidelibrary.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Could just one of his handlers tell accordion hands the definition of asylum?
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Seaside Public Library @seasidelibrary.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
old accordian hands is totally off his rocker today.
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Seaside Public Library @seasidelibrary.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Super Intelligence is like a big strong man with tears in his eyes calling me "Sir."
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Seaside Public Library @seasidelibrary.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
These "yellicopter" sessions never get old.
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Seaside Public Library @seasidelibrary.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
He sounds chill.
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Seaside Public Library @seasidelibrary.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
NBM is astonishing kitchen-sink cinema and, quite possibly, Ray Winstone's best performance. 10/10.
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Seaside Public Library @seasidelibrary.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Was dumb spelled with a B? Many people don't know dumb is spelled with a B.
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Seaside Public Library @seasidelibrary.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
"Simple" is the correct word choice.
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Seaside Public Library @seasidelibrary.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Now do books.
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Seaside Public Library @seasidelibrary.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Peng trim.
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Seaside Public Library @seasidelibrary.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
He wrote this one his own self.
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Seaside Public Library @seasidelibrary.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Gene Wilder is ABSOLUTELY MESMERIZING!
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Seaside Public Library @seasidelibrary.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Here's a question: If you were swimming down a railroad track and a wheel fell off your canoe, how many minutes would it take to kick a hockey puck around a stop sign eight miles?
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Seaside Public Library @seasidelibrary.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Truer words were never spoken.
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Seaside Public Library @seasidelibrary.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
The new Carlos Castenada biography just hit our shelves and we love it! It's a jim dandy, rip-snorting, imperial treasure. The conman has been outed. It took only five decades to remove the mask. Better late than never, right? www.washingtonindependentreviewofbooks.com/bookreview/a...
washingtonindependentreviewofbooks.com
American Trickster: The Hidden Lives of Carlos Castaneda | Washington Independent Review of Books
The Independent is an important voice in the community of readers and writers dedicated to book reviews and writing about the world of books.
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Seaside Public Library @seasidelibrary.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
We have been following the El Nino weather pattern heading this winter. Experts predict, “It will be warmer in some places, colder in others, wetter in some, drier in others”. Cool. That narrows it down.
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Seaside Public Library @seasidelibrary.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
We see what you did there...
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Seaside Public Library @seasidelibrary.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
and here come the accordion hands...
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Seaside Public Library @seasidelibrary.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
"You can go home again, the General Temporal Theory asserts, so long as you understand that home is a place where you have never been."
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Seaside Public Library @seasidelibrary.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Simon & Garfunkel's greatest hits go hard at high volume.
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Seaside Public Library @seasidelibrary.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Everybody have fun tonight. Everybody Wang Chung tonight.
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Seaside Public Library @seasidelibrary.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
You kids can keep your goggles and snapchats. This is a right proper search engine thank you very much.
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 15/07/2026
Please avoid all salads, including word.
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Seaside Public Library @seasidelibrary.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
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Seaside Public Library @seasidelibrary.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
"Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning." Winston Churchill
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Seaside Public Library @seasidelibrary.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
something something something fourth wall time space continuum
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Seaside Public Library @seasidelibrary.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
“You've gotta dance with them what brung ya.”
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Steve Herman @newsguy.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
The refurbished Qatar-gifted Air Force One has a shelf of fake books, including some simply labeled "Library." www.independent.co.uk/news/wo...
independent.co.uk
Trump ruthlessly mocked for fake ‘library’ books on new Qatar-gifted Air Force One
Members of the Trump administration showed off the lavish interior of the new plane for the first time as the president headed to North Dakota
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Seaside Public Library @seasidelibrary.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Did he have a sandwich, too?
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Seaside Public Library @seasidelibrary.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
June 25th is "National Catfish Day."
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Seaside Public Library @seasidelibrary.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
You don't tug on Superman's cape. You don't spit in the wind. You don't pull the mask off the old Lone Ranger. And you don't mess around with Jim.
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Seaside Public Library @seasidelibrary.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
The Obama Presidential Center opens today in Chicago. Attached is an image of some dignitaries in attendance. Fun fact: Michelle and GW are besties. We recommend googling their interactions over the years. 100% Delightful!
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Seaside Public Library @seasidelibrary.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
You've read "The Medium is the Massage" by McCluhen. You've read "Amusing Ourselves to Death" by Postman. We recommend "Screen People" by Megan Garber.
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Seaside Public Library @seasidelibrary.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
The real deal.
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Seaside Public Library @seasidelibrary.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
And what is so rare as a day in June? Then, if ever, come perfect days; Then Heaven tries earth if it be in tune, And over it softly her warm ear lays; Whether we look, or whether we listen, We hear life murmur, or see it glisten …
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Seaside Public Library @seasidelibrary.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
“The game I play is a very interesting one,” says Nobel Laureate Richard Feynman in a low-resolution video posted to YouTube. “It’s imagination in a tight straitjacket.”
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Seaside Public Library @seasidelibrary.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Spring time, the only pretty ring time. When birds do sing, hey ding a ding, ding, sweet lovers love the spring.
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Seaside Public Library @seasidelibrary.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
The dearest ones of time, the strongest friends of the soul--BOOKS.
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Seaside Public Library @seasidelibrary.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Don't meet your heroes.
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Seaside Public Library @seasidelibrary.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
High school librarians are cool.
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Seaside Public Library @seasidelibrary.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Every book is a children's book if the kid can read.
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Seaside Public Library @seasidelibrary.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
"What then must we do?" Tolstoy asked the same question. He wrote a book with that title. He got so upset about the poverty in Moscow that he went one night into the poorest section and just gave away all his money. You could do that now. (from "The Year of Living Dangerously")
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Seaside Public Library @seasidelibrary.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
We would guess the librarians liked you as much as you liked them. Maybe more.😀
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Seaside Public Library @seasidelibrary.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
There are only two plots in all of literature: 1) A person goes on a journey. 2) A stranger comes to town.
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Seaside Public Library @seasidelibrary.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
I'd like to be Under the sea In an octopus's garden In the shade...
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Seaside Public Library @seasidelibrary.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
These days of disinheritance, we feast On human heads. True, birds rebuild Old nests and there is blue in the woods.
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Seaside Public Library @seasidelibrary.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
The nitrogen in our DNA, the calcium in our teeth, the iron in our blood, the carbon in our apple pies were made in the interiors of collapsing stars. We are made of starstuff.
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Seaside Public Library @seasidelibrary.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
“Kathy, I’m lost,” I said, though I knew she was sleeping. “I’m empty and aching and I don’t know why.” Counting the cars on the New Jersey Turnpike. They’ve all come to look for America.
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Seaside Public Library @seasidelibrary.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
2+2=5
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Seaside Public Library @seasidelibrary.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
You're either on the bus or off the bus.
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