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There are only two seasons: Nebraska Passport (May 1 to Sept 30) and Curling. Fan of Jesus, Culvers, Runza, Kwik Trip, PBS, Psych, Firefly, Leverage, Corner Gas, The Princess Bride, Emma Thompson, Cary Grant, and Willa Cather's O! Pioneers

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seashmore @seashmore.bsky.social · 2h
See, and my favorite Eddie Murphy movie is Shrek 2. Followed closely by Shrek.
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seashmore @seashmore.bsky.social · 9h
Not everyone is doing nothing but sitting at home all day, waiting for their therapist to be available. It isn't 2020 anymore.
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seashmore @seashmore.bsky.social · 15h
haha....going only off of his name and a picture of him double fisting Fanta, I was going to look it up.
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seashmore @seashmore.bsky.social · 17h
I haven't seen the original. But based on the context provided in the sequel and what I know about 80s comedy, I doubt it'd be my style of humor. I'm an odd duck.
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seashmore @seashmore.bsky.social · 23h
Ames is a college town, though.
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seashmore @seashmore.bsky.social · 23h
Those look really good!!
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seashmore @seashmore.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I have seen Coming 2 America, but not Coming to America. Didn't realize I picked up the sequel at the library. It was enjoyable, probably moreso than the original would have been, I'm guessing.
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seashmore @seashmore.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
How many times would you wear it in the next year? Divide the cost by that many times, and if it's $20 or less, get it. Life is short, and you can't take it with you.
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seashmore @seashmore.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The headline alone is rage inducing. I need to be heading to bed soon, and some accounts of SA trigger me sometimes, so I will absolutely not be reading this.
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seashmore @seashmore.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The club hosting the 2027 College Curling Nationals made a post about it. Someone asked when tickets for spectators go on sale.
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Kitty Forman (Debra Jo Rupp) Laughing Hysterically
ALT: Kitty Forman (Debra Jo Rupp) Laughing Hysterically
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seashmore @seashmore.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Gus Burton Guster on Pluto (Psych)
Alt: Burton Guster from Psych, introducing his signature come on, "You heard about Pluto? That's messed up, right?'
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seashmore @seashmore.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Shout out to the Examiner for using the quote about taking out LA and SD. Although you'd think a comment like that would make a headline, I haven't seen any other local news outlets quoting it at all.
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Dark Laughter @darklaughtertdb.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The year is 2045. A student taps his foot trying to remember if Johnson, Clinton, Trump, or Nixon was the one who was impeached more than once. He finally picks A because he's using too much time on one question and they probably wouldn't have four C answers in a row.
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seashmore @seashmore.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Sometimes, you have to forego finding out how the problem occurred and just move to rectifying it.
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seashmore @seashmore.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
What is the movie that came out before you were born that you've watched the most times?
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Carrygran: I Wish I Had a Million Dollars
Alt: Jimmy Stewart at Gower's drugstore saying "I Wish I Had a Million Dollars" before pushing on the lighter.
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seashmore @seashmore.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I could see that.
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seashmore @seashmore.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Do not go gently.
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seashmore @seashmore.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Not counting the painting above the light switch in the basement, The Neverending Story freaked me out. Also, an Unsolved Mysteries episode had 6 year old me convinced Jack the Ripper was hiding in our bathroom. Specifically in the gap between the sink and the shower wall/access to the pipes.
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seashmore @seashmore.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Oh, honey honey!
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seashmore @seashmore.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Jealous!
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Nick Pettigrew @nick-pettigrew.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
I'm convinced AI is our generation's radium - a discovery with genuinely useful applications in specific, controlled circumstances that we stupidly put in everything from kid's toys to toothpaste until we realised the harm far too late where future generations will ask if we were out of our minds.
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seashmore @seashmore.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Look, if my skip has the energy to shout the whole time I'm with the rock, I'll summon the energy to sweep. Just don't expect anything less than tee line weight if I'm throwing the next shot.
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seashmore @seashmore.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Probably the same stuff you do now?
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seashmore @seashmore.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Getting ready for bed, only to realize I've been wearing two bras all day today. Like, how?????
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seashmore @seashmore.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"Nothing really matters, anyone can see." Second time I've posted that as a reaction today, btw.
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seashmore @seashmore.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Saw somebody in a sweatshirt that said "I'M brOKen" on the back and I wish I had thanked them before they left.
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seashmore @seashmore.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
SAD's gonna be a bitch this year. Haven't noticed it the last few because of constant depression.
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seashmore @seashmore.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I've only been to one play that ended early and abruptly for no apparent reason. Come From Away I had to look up the ending to make sure it wasn't a scripted meta plot device.
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seashmore @seashmore.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The two seasons: -Nebraska Passporting -curling
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seashmore @seashmore.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Vanilla Ice: Stop! Collaborate and Listen
Alt: Vanilla Ice: Stop! Collaborate and Listen
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seashmore @seashmore.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
We all make questionable decisions when sleep deprived. At least you have cheese.
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seashmore @seashmore.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Heathens!
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seashmore @seashmore.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
They've taken to shouting now that it's open window season. (Busting out my accordion despite not knowing how to play it.)
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seashmore @seashmore.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Oh, no!
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seashmore @seashmore.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
New curling team name just dropped?
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seashmore @seashmore.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
People be peopling.
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seashmore @seashmore.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
May the insurances be swift and generous.
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seashmore @seashmore.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Chumbawumba has an idea.
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Chumbawamba - The day the nazi died
YouTube video by Huppelplopp1848
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seashmore @seashmore.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Yaaaaaay!! 🧵
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seashmore @seashmore.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
There are more rapists (okay, fine, alleged rapists) at Cornell than there are transgender athletes.
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seashmore @seashmore.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Seems to me it did come from the fraud department, though. 😉
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seashmore @seashmore.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Petty me would consider forwarding that message to the biology professor and the tutor. (Assuming they would take issue with it.)
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seashmore @seashmore.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Vitamin C and garlic to boost the immune system.
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czech hunter biden @conkrete.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
ai slop lib accounts are a special kind of brain damage. like do you think they're capable of interpreting the image before they just go "orange man bad" and post it. are there any other thoughts in there but "orange man bad"
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seashmore @seashmore.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I've heard it on both the country and adult stations in town. (The latter added a light dance beat in the background, which is dumb, imo.)
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seashmore @seashmore.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Core memory of listening to the radio on my Walkman while doing the dishes. MmmBop comes on and I immediately run to share it with my dad. I had an instinct it was going to be a hit and didn't want him to miss out on adding it to the collection he used to DJ weddings.
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seashmore @seashmore.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
*fine TIME
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seashmore @seashmore.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
What a fine first me to be reading Shadow of the Hegemon. (Which I just realized I left in my car and I don't want to put pants on again.)
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seashmore @seashmore.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Fed is best.
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seashmore @seashmore.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Had plans to pick up some toys while my niblets are being put to bed, but kitty had other plans.
Black cat on my lap.
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