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Sean Satori

@seansatori.bsky.social
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Government litigator with interests in antitrust, IP, cyberlaw, and privacy. Views = own != legal advice. He/him/y’all. Follow me at: belowtheconversation.substack.com

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Sean Satori @seansatori.bsky.social · 2m
May I present to you, the Columbus, OH, sky penis.
A tower in Columbus, Ohio, that looks like a penis.
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Sean Satori @seansatori.bsky.social · 1h
The obvious lies are the point. They determine reality, not us plebs.
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Sean Satori @seansatori.bsky.social · 4h
It’s interesting because it hints at the automatic brain vs the deliberate brain. The former is where loss aversion lives, drilled in there by thousands of years of evolution. The latter hopes to convince the former that it’s wrong sometimes, with varying degrees of success.
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Kathleen Bachynski @bachynski.bsky.social · 4h
“Instead of asking, “Do I want to keep this?” ask, “Would I buy this today?” Modifying the decision-making framework allows a neural calculation in reward and self-relevance systems to shift, too. A teakettle becomes something you can choose — or not — rather than something you stand to lose.”
nytimes.com
Opinion | Neuroscience Can Make Decluttering Easier
Decluttering is a challenge for many Americans, but neuroscience indicates we can make the process easier on ourselves and our loved ones.
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Sean Satori @seansatori.bsky.social · 5h
These people don’t vote on policy. They vote on vibes. Engaging with them about what motivates them is them telling us what excuses they use to explain underlying behavior where the decision is made first and justification constructed second.
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Sean Satori @seansatori.bsky.social · 5h
Some sign of repentance. I get the urge too, but the chances of it happening over the course of a life get less and less as time goes on.
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Sean Satori @seansatori.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I call it the agent priority prior, and it causes so many individual and group problems. It explains everything from looking at the front of a car and seeing the headlights and grill as a face all the way to how fascism works.
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Sean Satori @seansatori.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Not only are they not conscious, the companies aren't even building them toward consciousness.
belowtheconversation.substack.com
The Hard Problem Has a Solution
What evolution built, why experience feels the way it does, and what it would take to build a conscious machine
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Sean Satori @seansatori.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
It’s wrong to claim it’s just America though. This is the whole human race’s roots and it’s always had a rotten core to it.
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Sean Satori @seansatori.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
This is one of those things where you declare “the Earth is healing” and just stand back and observe.
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Sean Satori @seansatori.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
So how exactly is this consistent with the First Amendment?
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Sean Satori @seansatori.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
This is kind of funny because someone published an article earlier today saying young people don’t go out on Friday nights anymore. They even had graphs.
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Sean Satori @seansatori.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I never heard of this game and I just watched some of the gameplay and the tongue grabbing the lightning bugs is sending me straight to the stratosphere…
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Sean Satori @seansatori.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
That is a fish.
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Sean Satori @seansatori.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
From what I gather it's mostly related to the minerality of your water (more minerals, more sediment, less efficient heating).
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Sean Satori @seansatori.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
That's a serious record. Ours got to like 13 before the hot water lasted for 5 minutes and then was gone.
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Sean Satori @seansatori.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
So, true story, a couple of months ago, there was a rainbow in front of me, and I literally saw where it ended, and there was no pot of gold.
static.klipy.com
Elf: You Sit On A Throne Of Lies
ALT: Elf: You Sit On A Throne Of Lies
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Sean Satori @seansatori.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The Earth is so cool sometimes. Sorry, big water puddle needs to explode right now, please come back later.
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Sean Satori @seansatori.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Fascism relies on violence to push itself deeper into the fascist psyche. That’s why it’s associated with ritualized violence, pogroms, etc.
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LSM @slukemorgan.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Good thread but should've started with "time for some game theory"
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Sean Satori @seansatori.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Right? It's not either/or. Religion is one of the best-marketed technologies of all time.
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Sean Satori @seansatori.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Life hack: the first item on a todo list should be - write a todo list. That way you always get to check off at least one task.
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Sean Satori @seansatori.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
So I learned that private equity is rolling up a bunch of independent marinas, boat yards, and marine contractors and raising prices for everyone in the process. They call it a “lifestyle” ecosystem, but it’s really just too much money splashing around on Wall Street wrecking everything good.
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Sean Satori @seansatori.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Yes, that is the specialized group at DOJ that violates people's civil rights.
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Sean Satori @seansatori.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Inject it straight into my veins…
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Sean Satori @seansatori.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
That’s why I believe it’s going to backfire, mightily. He thinks he is pumping up the base. In reality, he’s sickening all but a tiny lost part of it.
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Sean Satori @seansatori.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I learned a lot about virtue from playing Ultima IV when I was a kid. Kind of fun carrying that art forward in my life.
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Sean Satori @seansatori.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It strikes me that Hegseth’s “public execution” might be the thing which really ends this administration. Up until now, the violence has been present, but limited. This is broadcasting the depravity of this administration to the entire country.
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Sean Satori @seansatori.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
And we need more of it. If people want character to matter, then we need to make it an issue.
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Sean Satori @seansatori.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Leadership in a nutshell. Blame it all on other people.
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Sean Satori @seansatori.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Yeah bar discipline territory at minimum, not to mention judicial discipline.
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Sean Satori @seansatori.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I call these mentor issues; not so much passing it up, but just acknowledging that I still don’t know everything yet and checking in with someone else is a great option.
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Jess Calarco @jessicacalarco.com · 08/10/2026
It's telling that men would rather try to invent tech to replace humans' role in caregiving than step up as equal partners in parenting. Telling, that is, in that it shows how financial capitalism and patriarchy work together to dissuade men from doing "unprofitable" labor, like the work of care.
X post from AI industry insider Alvin Sng :

My wife: Can you read our baby a book?
Me: I can just play an audiobook from my phone.
My wife: But then it won't be in your voice.
Me: I can train a voice model.
Parenting hits different when you work in Al.
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Sean Satori @seansatori.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Always bet against humanity.
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Sean Satori @seansatori.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Damn you for this ear worm! 🪱
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Sean Satori @seansatori.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Frankly it took a while after law school before I got back into my book reading groove. That said, it was the sheer crushing weight of reading not that every course book I picked up was in this or that category.
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Sean Satori @seansatori.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
But what if you could write a book so good that you would have this effect on someone. Like nothing else in their lives would ever compare to the experience of your narrative. Of course, it could also be the opposite and what you’ve written is so bad they are scared off other books altogether.
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Sean Satori @seansatori.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Well, no chance of reversing the liability finding, but a decent chance of knocking $5M off the verdict. I’ll take it.
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Sean Satori @seansatori.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I wrote something about consciousness and what it would take to build a conscious AI. If you like it, please subscribe.
belowtheconversation.substack.com
The Hard Problem Has a Solution
What evolution built, why experience feels the way it does, and what it would take to build a conscious machine
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Capital B @capitalb.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Darnese Foster was one of the thousands of Black women who lost their jobs when Elon Musk and his Department of Government Efficiency gutted the federal workforce. More than a year later, she is still looking for work to support her family. bit.ly/4y624cM
capitalbnews.org
The Unseen Toll: Depression, Anxiety Plague Black Women a Year After DOGE Layoffs
Part 1 of a three-part series, FIRED: The DOGE Layoffs Hit Black Women Hard, a collaboration between MindSite News, Capital B, The 19th, and The Nation, edited by MindSite News. Photographs by Kuwilil...
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🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸🇺🇦🇨🇦🇲🇽🇬🇱🇵🇦🇻🇪 Chappell's Femininomenology of Spirit @ofvick.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"No Way to Prevent This," Says Only Faction of Party To Whom This Regularly Happens
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Sean Satori @seansatori.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This again is proving my point that AI is a very useful tool if you are already an expert at something.
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Sean Satori @seansatori.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
So this is the first time I’ve used ChatGPT to help think through an appeal recommendation and it is proving itself to be a super helpful tool. It’s not finding the issues for me, but it’s able to examine the entire record and answer questions about it. I’ve identified all the issues so far.
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Sean Satori @seansatori.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Missed an opportunity for good old Lionel Hutz.
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Lionel Hutz: I Move For A Bad Court Thingy
Alt: Lionel Hutz: I Move For A Bad Court Thingy
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Sean Satori @seansatori.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I really need to consider being on the other side of the v at some point. Like one or two cases like this and I could just move onto my sailboat and never have to worry about $$$ again.
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Sean Satori @seansatori.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Just got hit with a $19M dollar judgment in one of my cases, in case anyone was wondering how my morning was going…
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The Fig Economy @figgityfigs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Sometimes my wife and I like to send each other text messages as though they’re democratic fundraising messages, and I believe she has produced the jewel of the form.
, it's
and I
have some personal news to share with you.
Being a mom is one of the greatest joys of my life, and I feel deeply that we should have salad tonight
This year has been challenging in many ways, and I have immense gratitude for the kindness and support of family, community, and people like you who have continued to stand by me through everything. It means the world, and I wanted you to be among the first to know that squash is in the oven and kale is in the fridge.As many of you are aware, ve been navigating one of the most challenging periods of my day while waiting for dinner.
Facing baseless federal hunger brought on by not eating since lunch, fighting for the working kids of this country, and now caring for a mean toddler and helping him grow up in a world that isn't always easy. But it has also reminded me exactly why I do this work and who I do it for.
I will never stop working to eat dinner. I will never stop fighting for what is right, even when there is also some feta in the fridge. And I will never stop being so very thankful that you are by my side in this important work and that there is tahini in the pantry for dressing
With love and gratitude,
stop to end
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Sean Satori @seansatori.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Tort law can be partisan once you get to mass torts. Or even just significant personal injuries and medical malpractice. Because how dare a business be forced not to externalize their harm on the public.
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Sean Satori @seansatori.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I had never heard of this before and when I looked at it I realize that Riemann had discovered that prime numbers make a sound and that each zeta zero is a note in the chord. Which, coincidentally, is where Zeta Zero speakers get their name.
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Sean Satori @seansatori.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Yeah, my ConLaw Professor was Marshall Breger, and he brought in his really good friend named Antonin Scalia to teach our class constitutional interpretation. A really nice guy, but apolitical he was not. Some of my best memories of law school were arguing vociferously with him.
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