Seamus Calder @seamuscalder.bsky.social · 12/10/2026"What is man's greatest flaw?" "Baby, you're looking at him" 000
Seamus Calder @seamuscalder.bsky.social · 11/10/2026If this Guardians - White Sox series taught us anything: It's if God is real, even he doesn't wanna go to Cleveland 020
Seamus Calder @seamuscalder.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Today feels like a great day to randomly become a holiday 000
Seamus Calder @seamuscalder.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Today feels like a great day to randomly become a holiday 000
Seamus Calder @seamuscalder.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Today feels like a great day to randomly become a holiday 000
Seamus Calder @seamuscalder.bsky.social · 16/09/2026If you start noticing a lot of top 10 lists and instagram videos about your neighborhood, congratulations, you're about to be gentrified. 000
Seamus Calder @seamuscalder.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Today would be a great day for it to happen. Because it will forever be overshadowed by a horrible tragedy he mocked as it happened. 010
Seamus Calder @seamuscalder.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Somehow Elon Musk also only has founder status for all his kids instead of actually inventing anything 000
Seamus Calder @seamuscalder.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Say it with me: Stop Playing Football On Weekdays 010
Seamus Calder @seamuscalder.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I'm not sure how I feel about my mental health being reliant on this guy for the next 14 weeks 001
Seamus Calder @seamuscalder.bsky.social · 04/09/2026One episode in and Richard Ayoade is already one of my favorite Taskmaster contestants 120
Seamus Calder @seamuscalder.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I played Jean Grey in Spider-Man is about to be the Time's 2006 Person of the Year for acting resumes 000
Seamus Calder @seamuscalder.bsky.social · 28/08/2026A gestapo is still a gestapo even when they arrest someone you disagree with 010
Seamus Calder @seamuscalder.bsky.social · 12/08/2026A rare X-Men '97 complaint. ...that's not how Multiple Man's powers work. 000
Seamus Calder @seamuscalder.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Today seems like a good day to randomly become a world holiday 000
Seamus Calder @seamuscalder.bsky.social · 09/08/2026#FightingGame folks do I invest in #MarvelTokon or #AvatarLegends ? 000
Seamus Calder @seamuscalder.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Spider-Man's true super power has always been internalized trauma 010
Seamus Calder @seamuscalder.bsky.social · 02/08/20267:08 pm August 1st 2026 I finally realize that the song Sk8er Boi is pro Sk8er Boi and is actually a diss track on the 𝒊𝒎𝒑𝒍𝒊𝒆𝒅 single mother who said see ya L8er Boi 000
Seamus Calder @seamuscalder.bsky.social · 26/07/2026I say this based on nothing but if Psych was made today Shawn Spencer would be obsessed with Timothee Chalamet 100
Seamus Calder @seamuscalder.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Sometimes I just think about what an absolute fucking menace this dude would have been if he played with ABS Challenges #SFGiants #BrandonBelt 040
Seamus Calder @seamuscalder.bsky.social · 17/07/2026I don't know if there's a correlation but I recently started taking medication for my ADHD and earlier today I was listening to Pearl Jam and I understood everything Eddie Vedder said 140
Seamus Calder @seamuscalder.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Why the hell is there a halftime show during the World Cup finals? 000
Seamus Calder @seamuscalder.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Hell yeah X-Men 97 gave Morph a Sokka episode 010
Seamus Calder @seamuscalder.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Say what you want about Gen Z but man they see a door and you can bet your ass they're gonna stand right in front of it 010
Seamus Calder @seamuscalder.bsky.social · 09/07/2026I spoke to my old friend Mitch McConnell this morning, he said that Ann Landers is a boring old biddy! 000
Seamus Calder @seamuscalder.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Nobody steal this idea! It's a video game like Katamari Damacy except you're not controlling the prince, you're just some guy on the ground trying to not get rolled up 020
Seamus Calder @seamuscalder.bsky.social · 28/06/2026Happy Pride SF! Have a great parade and I hope 4 assholes on the #sfgiants are really uncomfortable today. 120
Seamus Calder @seamuscalder.bsky.social · 16/06/2026Disclosure Day was like watching National Treasure if it starts with them needing to steal the Declaration of Independence but not telling you why and then ends when they figure out how to read the clue on the back of the Declaration of Independence Oh and it's two and a half hours 020
Seamus Calder @seamuscalder.bsky.social · 12/06/2026It's important to keep tasting your food while you cook, so that when you finish you're full and feel like you wasted your time 010
Seamus Calder @seamuscalder.bsky.social · 12/06/2026 I was watching Law & Order and being a cop seems pretty easy. Like you roll up to a crime scene and they go hey somebody got murdered and we got three suspects a random lady, a vaguely Latino guy, and Vincent D'Onofrio obviously it's the Latino guy 010
Seamus Calder @seamuscalder.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Obsession is basically a Modern Baseball album 000
Seamus Calder @seamuscalder.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Reason 1056 Why James Dolan Should Sell The Team 010
Seamus Calder @seamuscalder.bsky.social · 05/06/2026When Trump says he'll be at game 3 of the NBA Finals 000
Seamus Calder @seamuscalder.bsky.social · 05/06/2026I don't know about you but I love when a movie's like "oh no someone's killing all these highschool students" "Egads! How old are they?" "Seniors?" Immediately followed by unnecessary full frontal nuditystatic.klipy.comHomer Simpson: Oh And By The Way I Was Being SarcasticALT: Homer Simpson: Oh And By The Way I Was Being Sarcastic 020
Seamus Calder @seamuscalder.bsky.social · 04/06/2026Has anyone considered the asshole isn't actually passing these cognitive tests, he just memorized the sequence? 000
Seamus Calder @seamuscalder.bsky.social · 03/06/2026I'm surprised Trump is so passionate about keeping men out of women's sports since we know he can only win against women 100
Seamus Calder @seamuscalder.bsky.social · 25/05/2026Donald Trump dying and New Day showing up in AEW are the things I'm most looking forward to 030
Seamus Calder @seamuscalder.bsky.social · 24/05/2026Couldn't go to the wedding because he had a shooting arrangement I see 020
Seamus Calder @seamuscalder.bsky.social · 23/05/2026Jaxson Dart is just this year's Kurt Suzuki and next year he'll be last years SGA 010
Seamus Calder @seamuscalder.bsky.social · 22/05/2026Y'all know Betty Boop was originally a dog right? 020
Seamus Calder @seamuscalder.bsky.social · 10/05/2026One time I shit my pants walking home and I had to shake the poo down my leg and dump it on the sidewalk and then immediately ran into the girl I had a crush on and tried to convince her it was a dog turd. That was the most embarrassed I've ever been until I watched tonight's #SFGiants game. 020
Seamus Calder @seamuscalder.bsky.social · 09/05/2026If you paint a reflecting pool it doesn't reflect anymore, you just have a pool 000
