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Seamus Alphonsus 🇨🇦 @seamus-ohanlon.bsky.social · 14h

Hey Hoekstra, get the fuck out of OUR country!

Seamus Alphonsus 🇨🇦 @seamus-ohanlon.bsky.social · 14h

Russia above using NBC? Nope. Would they unleash deadly virus on Ukraine? Europe? UK? Dumfukistan? Canada? Any country supporting Ukraine? Yup.

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Seamus Alphonsus 🇨🇦 @seamus-ohanlon.bsky.social · 15h

Saw Digger Friday night. More people need to see Digger. The whole fucking planet needs to see Digger.

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Seamus Alphonsus 🇨🇦 @seamus-ohanlon.bsky.social · 16h

“Canada is way smarter than the US, according to a new report.” No shit, really??? In other news, the Earth is declared round and water appears to be wet…

static.klipy.com

Sealyx Naked Gun Facepalm Scene

ALT: Sealyx Naked Gun Facepalm Scene

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Seamus Alphonsus 🇨🇦 @seamus-ohanlon.bsky.social · 16h

This is who Alberta seppies wanna join? Fascist chickenshits who talk tough and run away like cowards when threatened by a much smaller enemy that they attacked. And claimed to have beaten. Repeatedly.

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Seamus Alphonsus 🇨🇦 @seamus-ohanlon.bsky.social · 18h

Canada should be able to execute hostile foreigners on its soil. So if, for example, you’re the ambassador to a country south of us. And in your spare time, you’re helping plot secession? Well, we should be free to aerate your ass. And the asses of all those you help send. Fuck the orange man.

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Seamus Alphonsus 🇨🇦 @seamus-ohanlon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Russia is ground zero for a plague after a vial of Yersinia pestis breaks in Siberia? Russian fuckery is a thing. Unintended consequences are likely a thing here, too. Guessing Putin had other plans. He’s being accused of covering it up. At least Russia will be wiped out with the rest of us.

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Seamus Alphonsus 🇨🇦 @seamus-ohanlon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Why I hate Dumfukistan and pray for the demise of its leader - through any means? Mebbe this?

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Seamus Alphonsus 🇨🇦 @seamus-ohanlon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Hot take: the former co-owner of Sooke Brewing Company now has plenty of time to look at evidence.

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Seamus Alphonsus 🇨🇦 @seamus-ohanlon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

CNN asks: what’s next for Christa Pike after a botched, amateur hour execution? Pain, horrible pain and an agonizing final few days of life.

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Seamus Alphonsus 🇨🇦 @seamus-ohanlon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Alberta’s been wronged. So has Saskatchewan. Manitoba. BC Québec First Nation, Métis and Inuit people. See where this is going? Poilievre is the undisputed king of Canadian grievance politics - real or imagined. He needs to leave as leader. Because he’s not a leader.

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Seamus Alphonsus 🇨🇦 @seamus-ohanlon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

So Kristi Noem has filed for divorce. Wonder who will get his boobs in the settlement?

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Seamus Alphonsus 🇨🇦 @seamus-ohanlon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Why can’t I get a seatmate like Katy Inzer when I fly? Instead, I get the unwashed, the unsober, the antisocial, the loud (but not Katy-type loud) and the obnoxious. And if my air travel amiga is gonna make an “inappropriate sound,” I’d rather a moan or an O than a fart.

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Seamus Alphonsus 🇨🇦 @seamus-ohanlon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Soooo… Flydubia stocks musta taken a dive today, huh? Too soon?

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Seamus Alphonsus 🇨🇦 @seamus-ohanlon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Aww, fuck. He’s still breathing. And talking shit about Canada. Blue wave in November? Cook this fucker. Fry all of them.

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Seamus Alphonsus 🇨🇦 @seamus-ohanlon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Eat the rich? Nah, tax the fuck out of them. And if you can’t? Well, there’s other ways. They can’t arrest you all.

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Seamus Alphonsus 🇨🇦 @seamus-ohanlon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Come November, it’s time to put them to sleep. It’s the only humane thing to do. And the safest thing for the country. But then you still have to deal with the cancer.

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Seamus Alphonsus 🇨🇦 @seamus-ohanlon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

www.cbc.ca/player/play/... An online comment to this story. There’s stupid and then there’s stupid. My alter ego pointed out that he was perhaps severely let down by his high school education and that he should seek compensation for same. To say that he lost his shit would be an understatement. 🤣

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Seamus Alphonsus 🇨🇦 @seamus-ohanlon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I wish someone would punch Trump in the face, really hard, for every lie he tells in a day. Bigger the lie, harder the punch. Elder abuse? Nope. Abuse by the mendacious, fascist elderly. He needs to be punished. Still no one holds him to account in any meaningful way.

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Seamus Alphonsus 🇨🇦 @seamus-ohanlon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Tried updating this with Grok, swapping out Kim for Putin. Even Grok would not touch it. 🤣

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Seamus Alphonsus 🇨🇦 @seamus-ohanlon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Conservatives wingnuts: Carney’s deals with China are selling us out to become communist country. Trump: hey China, wanna buy US-made weapons? Conservative wingnuts are dead quiet.

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Seamus Alphonsus 🇨🇦 @seamus-ohanlon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

This feels like in middle school, when the kid you grew up with all of a sudden dumps you as a friend that starts hanging out with the bad kids.

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Seamus Alphonsus 🇨🇦 @seamus-ohanlon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

And yet another complete fucking goof right here in Alberta. Not all conservatives in the province are idiots but a lot of them sure try hard to make sure that people know that they are. All I can say is, “fucking pick a lane, buddy.”

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Seamus Alphonsus 🇨🇦 @seamus-ohanlon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Imagine being this big of an asshole and yet still thinking you’re a Christian

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Seamus Alphonsus 🇨🇦 @seamus-ohanlon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I call it celebrating poor American marksmanship…

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Seamus Alphonsus 🇨🇦 @seamus-ohanlon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

The funniest people I know are not exactly what one would call emotionally well adjusted.

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Seamus Alphonsus 🇨🇦 @seamus-ohanlon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

David Eby rolled a very risky pair of dice in calling a snap election. He may find folks prefer the currently rudderless BC Con ship to his style of leadership.

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Seamus Alphonsus 🇨🇦 @seamus-ohanlon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I just wrote a hilarious Bugs Bunny story in Word. File name: whats_up.doc

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Seamus Alphonsus 🇨🇦 @seamus-ohanlon.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Oh Donny! Why can Americans not hit such large targets? Canada is doing just fine. Dumfukistan? Well, hiring incompetent orange people ain’t working out for them. Fuck off with this racist bullshit, you fucktacular douchenozzle.

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Seamus Alphonsus 🇨🇦 @seamus-ohanlon.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

So the sienna shitgibbon - who famously claims NOT to need anything from Canada - wants Canadian potash. But at a reduced price. We can’t always get what we want. For example: I want to see his lifeless husk hurled into an active volcano. And the price of southbound potash quintupled. At least.

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Seamus Alphonsus 🇨🇦 @seamus-ohanlon.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

So I have one question: why in the FUCK is Dumfukistan getting oil from a Russian oil port in Novorossiysk. Perhaps if Russia would get the fuck out of Ukraine and stop killing civilians, this would not happen? Oh, and fuck off, Rubio, you dried up little Cubano turd. You’re a shell of a man.

thehill.com

Rubio says Ukraine targeted US-linked ships, infrastructure

Secretary of State Marco Rubio said Tuesday that the Ukrainian military targeted U.S.-linked ships and infrastructure several times in recent months. “The one thing we are concerned about, however…

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Seamus Alphonsus 🇨🇦 @seamus-ohanlon.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Life just keeps getting better for ol’ Collarbone, huh? Looksmaxxing not paying off so he goes and proves why women would chose a bear over him…

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Seamus Alphonsus 🇨🇦 @seamus-ohanlon.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Random thought: there's probably a million and one great places to dump a body in Canada. But you'd probably get eaten by a bear trying to do so.

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Seamus Alphonsus 🇨🇦 @seamus-ohanlon.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Steven Cheung, reporting for duty on official newsdesk of Peoples Republic of Dumfukistan!

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Seamus Alphonsus 🇨🇦 @seamus-ohanlon.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

So Dumpy goes out and brags about this sweetheart deal on potash, cheaper than Canada’s, that he’s getting from Belarus, the backwards, neighbour and supporter of war crimes. Turns out, Belarus has no potash to sell Dumfukistan. Maybe wait til a deal is signed before bragging, dumfuk?

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Seamus Alphonsus 🇨🇦 @seamus-ohanlon.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Mostly Russian soldiers? No shame at all. Wipe everyone of them out.

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Seamus Alphonsus 🇨🇦 @seamus-ohanlon.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

ruzzia wants peace, Jared tells us. Putin wants to end the war, he says. Yet currently in the Ukrainian city of Olehsky, ruzzian occupying forces are blockading the city. No food getting in. No meds. No water. But, no. ruzzia is not targetting civilans. We hear it time and again. 🤬🤬

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Seamus Alphonsus 🇨🇦 @seamus-ohanlon.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

On the left, an RCMP detachment. On the right, a Tim Hortons. I’ve always wondered whether this was an example of extreme laziness or strategic franchise placement.

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Seamus Alphonsus 🇨🇦 @seamus-ohanlon.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

How many weeks til the midterms? And does he strike Canada or go harder on Iran? Cuz now we’re both in the same sentence…

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Seamus Alphonsus 🇨🇦 @seamus-ohanlon.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

No one was eating the cats. No one was eating the dogs. But Lauren Boebert was going to town on the pussy in her office.

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Seamus Alphonsus 🇨🇦 @seamus-ohanlon.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Welcome to Quantico: where men are men and the sheep are exhausted.

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Seamus Alphonsus 🇨🇦 @seamus-ohanlon.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Eric is the end results of what happens when the glue fumes are introduced in-vitro. LOVE the Gulf of Mexico - nice ‘fuck you’ to dad. And a bit of a self-own. Eric, come on up. In winter. We’ll look after you right. 😈 That’s a promise.

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Seamus Alphonsus 🇨🇦 @seamus-ohanlon.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

You know what Janice McKinnon can do? She can go fuck herself. Rotten fucking slag needs to go lick Trump’s ass and get it over with. Or she can go lick Boebert’s clam. She’s useless otherwise.

nationalpost.com

Opinion: Time to lower our elbows and make a deal

The delaying tactic of refusing to renegotiate CUSMA until the current American tariffs are addressed has clearly failed

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Seamus Alphonsus 🇨🇦 @seamus-ohanlon.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Today’s FBI! You’re encouraged to fuck the dog! O brave new world… 🤣

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