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seamania.bsky.social @seamania.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Don Seaman (@seamansays)
I wrote the original piece decades ago now. I post it every year, because I have to. My memories of that day are still fresh. To some, it’s just history. To those of us who were here for it, we need t...
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seamania.bsky.social @seamania.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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How To Ruin Your Children’s Lives In 11 Easy Steps
Bringing up teenagers has always been hard. But if you try really hard to screw things up, you’ll find that in the end it’s all been worth it. Here are 11 ways to successfully make their lives hell.
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seamania.bsky.social @seamania.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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What Is Love?
How You Define Love Is The Eternal Question
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seamania.bsky.social @seamania.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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THE 80’s Song
One You Can’t Forget
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seamania.bsky.social @seamania.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Nothing but another Paul Revere moment here… donseamanportfolio.com/2026/05/16/t...
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The Less-Than-Zero Sum Presidency
Just another Paul Revere Moment… The Less Than Zero-Sum Presidency Nothing New Here, Just Another Paul Revere Moment The sheer, brazen cheating on a national level is astounding.  But it…
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seamania.bsky.social @seamania.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
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Don Seaman on X: "When I heard Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer the other day, an entire @southpark episode broke out. Here's what came of it." / X
When I heard Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer the other day, an entire @southpark episode broke out. Here's what came of it.
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seamania.bsky.social @seamania.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
I don’t know about you, but I can’t shake the feeling that we’re in a four-year, real-life version of the Allstate “mayhem” commercial.
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seamania.bsky.social @seamania.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Sometimes, the sky just hits different here in NJ.
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seamania.bsky.social @seamania.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
I talked to someone the other day who said they couldn’t afford their egg habit anymore, so to save money they were switching to cocaine.
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seamania.bsky.social @seamania.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
It’s amazing to watch in real time Elon’s transition into the second My Pillow guy.
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seamania.bsky.social @seamania.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
I’ve posted 7 things on this app and have amassed an “astonishing” 107 followers. To the likely three actual flesh and blood humans that follow me, I thank you.
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seamania.bsky.social @seamania.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
I’m so not ready for Elon and the Felon to have the keys to the White House.
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seamania.bsky.social @seamania.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Need some unsolicited parenting advice? Here’s an article I wrote a while back that gives some practical tips, although your results may vary. citylifestyle.com/articles/how...
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Insidiously Raise Better Humans
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seamania.bsky.social @seamania.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
We have a ton of unmatched socks that we finally started sorting to pair up. So where does the dog decide to lay down?
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seamania.bsky.social @seamania.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Choose positivity. Choose to build people up, not break their spirit. Choose to be a good human. It’s that simple.
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seamania.bsky.social @seamania.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
After another day of working all day, then turning around and working long into the night, someone said to me “I don’t know how you do it.” I told her that it’s simple - when you don’t have a choice, the choice is easy.
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