David Shute @seadave9000.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Amazing scoop from Portishead Localreach magazine. 000
David Shute @seadave9000.bsky.social · 31/05/2026Peter Capaldi, surely. McCoy works fine but you have to start with "Vester" 000
David Shute @seadave9000.bsky.social · 24/05/2026Any idea what this is? I thought it might be a peony but I know nothing about flowers 253
David Shute @seadave9000.bsky.social · 07/01/2026Best Call Saul is the gentler British version I assume. 020
David Shute @seadave9000.bsky.social · 01/12/2025The Michael Gambon one is the best for two reasons: 1: it's amazing it took so long for Who to adapt A Christmas Carol (although using the same title was a bit on the nose.) 2: The flying sharks perfectly recreated a nightmare I'd had twenty years prior. That last one might be specific to me. 110
David Shute @seadave9000.bsky.social · 30/11/2025Also could you write my name in the corner instead of yours? There's no money in it. Cheers. 000
David Shute @seadave9000.bsky.social · 30/11/2025"Actually there's a lot of artistic skill involved in carefully crafting AI prompts!" Hey Rembrandt, I've got this cool idea for a painting: It's a grumpy-looking dude with a big collar, moodily lit against a dark background. Bash out 50 of them for me and I'll pick the one I like best." 110
David Shute @seadave9000.bsky.social · 19/11/2025A long time. Would've been shorter if someone could have posted bail, but unfortunately my love is pretty skint right now. 000
David Shute @seadave9000.bsky.social · 23/10/2025An American pancake shop institutes a strict dress code, and their security staff must locate and eject anyone wearing jeans. IHOP Denim Hunters. 122
David Shute @seadave9000.bsky.social · 20/10/2025"𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐫𝐞𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐦𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐚𝐛𝐞!" W𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘣𝘢𝘣𝘦? "𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐚𝐛𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫!" 𝘞𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘱𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘳? "𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫 𝐨𝐟 𝐯𝐨𝐨-" 𝘞𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘵𝘢𝘭𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘵? 010
David Shute @seadave9000.bsky.social · 09/10/2025We are all lying in the gutter, but some of us are looking up at the underside of a crashed bus. 000
David Shute @seadave9000.bsky.social · 10/07/2025Alisdair Becket-King was SHOT by a TOY that was pointed APPROXIMATELY AT HIM 050
David Shute @seadave9000.bsky.social · 10/07/2025Alistair Beckett-King was killed by A HARPOON fired by A DISGRUNTLED AUDIENCE MEMBER on HIS BIRTHDAY 1120
David Shute @seadave9000.bsky.social · 23/06/2025My goodness, he's even more majestic than I imagined. 120
David Shute @seadave9000.bsky.social · 10/05/2025I can heartily recommend this. An excellent guest. 121
David Shute @seadave9000.bsky.social · 30/11/20247-D's definition made me chuckle when I got it, thanks! 000
