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Sebastian Crane 🏳️‍⚧

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Chair of the @fdroidorg Board of Directors and @w3c Invited Expert Just send a DM if you'd like to chat on Signal or XMPP! 🌉 bridged from ⁂ social.seabass.systems/@seabass, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact

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Sebastian Crane 🏳️‍⚧ @seabass.social.seabass.systems.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2026
[OH, German, Vereinsrecht] "Speak to your accountant about your organization's Geheimnützigkeit"
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Moof! 🔜 OpenTransport2026 @moof.space · 30/09/2026
#Interrail has a 50% discount on continuous passes, you say? I just refunded one of my passes that I got at 25% discount, and bought two, only paying up the 25% difference. Bargain. That’s travel for some of next year sorted.
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Sebastian Crane 🏳️‍⚧ @seabass.social.seabass.systems.ap.brid.gy · 25/09/2026
My time at InnoTrans with @aroma was absolutely wonderful! I'm going to miss her, and I'm going to miss being surrounded by trains and railway equipment brought into Berlin from all over the world. But there's one thing I'm not going to miss about this trip, and that's changing from the 727 to […]
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Sebastian Crane 🏳️‍⚧ @seabass.social.seabass.systems.ap.brid.gy · 25/09/2026
I am proud to have given @aroma her first Schienenersatzverkehr experience as we attempt to get from Bestensee Bf. to Messe Süd in Berlin! I'm sure she'd have preferred to be at the final day of InnoTrans by now, but at least this is an authentic Deutsche Bahn adventure :neofox_laugh_sweat […]
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David Gerard @davidgerard.circumstances.run.ap.brid.gy · 23/09/2026
hm, i thought KDE was trying to make up for platforming the nazi. lots of people today saying "let's give KDE a chance!" nope, they're now doubling down further. this post is a study in the art of nazi apologetics in online discourse - removing the […] [Original post on circumstances.run]
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@1stname_buncha_num @MaddieM4 @arthsmn 

Bringing an on-going discussion from outside into a thread with which it bore no relationship, and ad hominem attacks on another user (even if it turned out they deserved it).

The correct way to proceed is to alert mods, sysadmins or another participant in the discussion privately.

What happened is akin to someone walking into a restaurant and seemingly randomly punching another patron. They're going to get thrown out.
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Sebastian Crane 🏳️‍⚧ @seabass.social.seabass.systems.ap.brid.gy · 23/09/2026
Please, Königs Wusterhausen, fix your bus infrastructure! On the street outside the railway station, there are half a dozen bus stops. They're numbered, although you'll have to squint at the tiny writing under the "Haltestelle" sign to find out which is which. There is not, however, enough space […]
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Sebastian Crane 🏳️‍⚧ @seabass.social.seabass.systems.ap.brid.gy · 19/09/2026
A bit of an update for mutuals and others who interact with me here on Fedi - I'm going to start favouriting posts a lot more liberally than before, using them more like read receipts. This doesn't mean I didn't like your posts before! When I joined the Fediverse by starting this self-hosted […]
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Sebastian Crane 🏳️‍⚧ @seabass.social.seabass.systems.ap.brid.gy · 17/09/2026
OH: "@1 seems like the kind of being to have thesis _offences_ "
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Sebastian Crane 🏳️‍⚧ @seabass.social.seabass.systems.ap.brid.gy · 17/09/2026
_We're here! We're queer- curl: (56) Recv failure: Connection reset by peer_ credit to @kuriko
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Sebastian Crane 🏳️‍⚧ @seabass.social.seabass.systems.ap.brid.gy · 17/09/2026
OH: "You may have the ATC autism, but I have the airline autism and that is not a valid Delta flight number"
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abadidea @0xabad1dea.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 16/09/2026
A lot of people don't know there's two fundamentally different types of PTSD and/or have heard the terms but don't understand the distinction being made. There's "standard" PTSD, which I'll call "simplex" PTSD, and "complex" PTSD, which you'll see written C-PTSD. - Simplex ("normal") PTSD […]
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Sebastian Crane 🏳️‍⚧ @seabass.social.seabass.systems.ap.brid.gy · 16/09/2026
Goodbye Barcelona :neofox_melt_sob_heart:
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Sebastian Crane 🏳️‍⚧ @seabass.social.seabass.systems.ap.brid.gy · 14/09/2026
Beepers with communication readiness lights,,,
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Sebastian Crane 🏳️‍⚧ @seabass.social.seabass.systems.ap.brid.gy · 14/09/2026
OH: If Virgin Trains exists, where is Slutty Trains?
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Moof! 🔜 OpenTransport2026 @moof.space · 13/09/2026
OH: His pronunciation isn’t so much received as delivered.
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Sebastian Crane 🏳️‍⚧ @seabass.social.seabass.systems.ap.brid.gy · 13/09/2026
OH after I was singing The Mikado: "What is this, intentionally absurdist??"
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Sebastian Crane 🏳️‍⚧ @seabass.social.seabass.systems.ap.brid.gy · 07/09/2026
[self-OH, mh] "competitive DSM-5 bingo"
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Maartje @maartje.dev · 01/09/2026
Having @OV add a new pin to my backpack… (sorry NL should also be there but that one fell off into the tracks in France, if a freight driver sees in in Bourget call me) Nach der letzten Prüfung heute bin ich voll qualifizierte Zugchefin Deutschland! 🇩🇪🚂🚂🚂🥳🥳🥳
OV adding a german flag to my backpack
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Alexis Bushnell @alexisbushnell.toot.wales.ap.brid.gy · 04/09/2026
Hi #Wales , please sign this Senedd petition asking that they immediately unfreeze the pause on gender affirming care: petitions.senedd.wales/petitions/24… This is super important, we need to show that there is enormous demand for them to do this so sign it, share it, stand over your […]
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Quixoticgeek @quixoticgeek.v.st.ap.brid.gy · 18/08/2026
Yesterday I posted a picture of a hole in the side of a train and asked what it was for. Here's the answer. It's to put flags in. Such as this red flag. Red flags are important signals, they mean that a live firing exercise is in progress and it's not safe to […] [Original post on social.v.st]
Photo of the front of a TGV Inoui train with a red flag sticking out the side.
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mx alex tax1a - 2020 (6) @atax1a.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 16/08/2026
this polarrhoid camera is being a pain in my ass
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Lina Lastname @lina.ohai.social.ap.brid.gy · 21/08/2026
new blog post! lina.sh/blog/hijacking-e164-arpa i hijacked some telephone infrastructure of a few islands over the span of multiple months; and accidentally logged information of a few hundreds of thousands of phone calls going to military bases in the process.. it's a really really […]
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Moof! 🔜 OpenTransport2026 @moof.space · 20/08/2026
For those of you who have experienced the wonder of #Stuttgart #S21, there is now a demo available of a simulator. For those of you who have not yet had the unalloyed pleasure of experiencing #S21, Germany’s premier and much-publicised station upgrade project for Stuttgart’s main station, this […]
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Sebastian Crane 🏳️‍⚧ @seabass.social.seabass.systems.ap.brid.gy · 19/08/2026
A new one for me in the category of "how to be anti-social on public transport": this evening I saw two parents each holding a hand of their small child, the three of them all with arms fully outstretched, and in doing so taking up the entire width of a flight of stairs clearly marked with "up" […]
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Sebastian Crane 🏳️‍⚧ @seabass.social.seabass.systems.ap.brid.gy · 19/08/2026
I'm currently making my way to Berlin on the RE8 train, which I caught from Holthusen. Considering the positively diminutive community which this station serves, it is remarkably well-looked after, in my opinion. RE8 Holthusen b Schwerin Bahnhof -> […] [Original post on social.seabass.systems]
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sodiboo :pride_heart: @sodiboo.gaysex.cloud · 17/08/2026
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Joseph Scrimshaw on Twitter



Daylight Saving Time is increasingly hard to notice when my digital services are like, "What? Nothing happened. We know what time it is."

And my stove is left blinking and screaming, "IT HAPPENED! TIME SHIFTED UNNATURALLY! THEY'RE ALL LYING! ONLY I KNOW! ONLY I REMEMBER!"
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Sebastian Crane 🏳️‍⚧ @seabass.social.seabass.systems.ap.brid.gy · 16/08/2026
If you're at FrOSCon (near Bonn, Germany) today, why not come to the F-Droid stand in the project exhibition hall? F-Droid is a FOSS app store for devices running Android - privacy respecting, secure and completely funded by donations. This is our […] [Original post on social.seabass.systems]
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Sebastian Crane 🏳️‍⚧ @seabass.social.seabass.systems.ap.brid.gy · 16/08/2026
This tram is so busy, we've _almost_ got a kind of FOSDEM vibe going on :neofox_laugh_sweat: (@ 66 ➡️ FrOSCon / Sankt Augustin Zentrum) #NowTräwelling #FrOSCon #froscon26 #froscon2026 traewelling.de/status/8758398
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Sebastian Crane 🏳️‍⚧ @seabass.social.seabass.systems.ap.brid.gy · 14/08/2026
Anybody going to this weekend's FrOSCon who has an old laptop or tablet they'd be happy to part with? A prolific F-Droid volunteer currently can't join video calls with the rest of the team, due to not having a working camera on their device. As long as it has Wi-Fi and can handle a video call […]
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Moof! 🔜 OpenTransport2026 @moof.space · 11/08/2026
We spent the afternoon pottering round a museum. ⁃ We loved Lucy ⁃ We saw a lot of copper and bronze. Some of it was good quality, some of it was pretty bad ⁃ Having run out of copper we got increasingly ironic ⁃ At one point I suffered from binaural bilingual and probably bisexual brain dumps […]
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Noujoum @noujoum.ohai.social.ap.brid.gy · 10/08/2026
Wenn die Freiwillige Feuerwehr als Überraschungsbesuch mit Martinshorn zum Sondereinsatz vor meinem Haus ausrückt, sich mit nem Bierkasten und Grillwürstchen zum grillen in meinem eigenen Garten selbst einlädt, mir für meinen besonderen Einsatz für die Ortswehr […] [Original post on ohai.social]
Eine silberfarbener Gedenkteller, auf dem oben das Logo der Freiwilligen Feuerwehren eingeprägt ist (historischer Feuerwehrhelm, Leiter, Feuerwehraxt etc.) und darunter der Satz "Herzlichen Glückwunsch zum 40. Geburtstag von den Kameraden der FF", der Name der Ortsfeuerwehr ist dabei verpixelt
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Wendy Palmer @wendypalmer.mastodon.au.ap.brid.gy · 05/08/2026
Friend sent me this and I feel attacked #books #TBR #Tsundoku
A chalkboard sign with a Highland Books logo, reading: well, well, well…if it isn’t Miss “I’m not going to buy any more books until I’ve read my TBR stack” rolling into the bookstore.
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Maartje @maartje.dev · 03/08/2026
TCS is the only railway still doing locomotive changes in Bad Bentheim (well we brought them back) which turns out people are no longer used to it and consider it a huge show today 😁
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Sebastian Crane 🏳️‍⚧ @seabass.social.seabass.systems.ap.brid.gy · 31/07/2026
Are there any friendly Fedi folks in the UK who have a sofa or airbed I could crash on for Saturday and Sunday night? I'll be setting off from Oxfordshire on Saturday evening, so anywhere south of Manchester should be within range by rail. Selfies and references for vibe-checking purposes […]
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Sebastian Crane 🏳️‍⚧ @seabass.social.seabass.systems.ap.brid.gy · 31/07/2026
[screaming, mention of blood, shitpost] "Shower gel with the fragrance of blood" AAAaaaAaahhhhh :neofox_shocked:
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Sebastian Crane 🏳️‍⚧ @seabass.social.seabass.systems.ap.brid.gy · 29/07/2026
Today I used an Xbox Series X video game console for the first time. I say "used" rather than "played" because I've been in front of the screen for over half an hour and have yet to see anything resembling a game. Upon inserting the game's disc, the machine informs me that it must be installed […]
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Terence Eden @edent.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 26/07/2026
Would you like to be able to optionally add a location to your social media posts? What would you do with that information? What new uses would it unlock for you? shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/07/scattered-…
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Scattered thoughts on social geolocation
I want to be able to share my location with my friends on social media. Twitter (RIP) had a way to attach an optional location to a post. Facebook still lets me check in to venues. But neither ActivityPub (Mastodon) nor AT Protocol (BlueSky) allow me to do that. I've been banging on about this for a while so was delighted to be invited to chat with the GeoSocial Task Force on their monthly call. But, before I start, please remember that these proposals are not mandatory. If you don't want to share your location, then please don't share your location. This is an optional feature which shouldn't be used by people with a strong need for privacy. We were primarily discussing the nascent Geographical Microsyntax proposals. Firstly, I _love_ the idea of being able to share my location. I want my friends to know I'm in town for a gig. I want people to think I'm cool because I'm seeing some experimental theatre. I want to virtue signal that I'm giving blood. Similarly, I want to be able to find social media posts by location. What's happening right now in Paris? Did anyone else hear that sonic boom in London? Which cool people are also at this gig with me? But, I do think these proposals have some issues which need to be addressed. ## User Research The primary thing missing from the proposal is any form of understanding what users want to do with a geotagged post. You see a post like: > Hanging out with friends. I just checked in to _Leicester Square_. What do you expect to happen when you click that link? * See who is at the location? * Read more information about the place being discussed? * Find all posts at that specific address? * Discover posts which are _close_ to there? * Something else? What other things do people want to do with geotagged posts? * Find all posts within 5Km of me? * Discover users who have posted near me? * Get emergency alerts for the city I'm in? * See what's trending in a specific country? Without knowing what people might want to do with this information, it's rather hard to design a service which meets their needs. ## To micro or not to micro? Where I disagree with the proposals is the idea of using inline text as a form of microsyntax. Proposals like "I am in /London/ eating ice-cream" or "Checked in to Leicester Square L:N123456" fail for a couple of reasons. Things like #hashtags and @mentions developed organically on social networks before they were eventually adopted by the platforms themselves. It is rare that a top-down diktat can be used to tell people how they _should_ be formatting their posts. More importantly, people are _crap_ at formatting things consistently! Every event I go to has people using `#Event` alongside `#Event2026` or `#Event26` or a hundred variations. Even if users could format it consistently, names are ambiguous. Is `🌐:Paris` the one in France or Texas? I'm strongly of the opinion that text is for text, not syntax. ## Openness 🆚 Centralisation Saying that you're on a specific point on the globe doesn't always provide useful information. Even with altitude, it isn't always possible to work out if your in the Starbucks or the Costa next door. Do you want to say you're in a train station, or a distinct platform, or even a specific train journey? There are various services which offer unique IDs per loosely-defined place. Google Maps provides a Place ID for every thing that it knows about. There's a similar service from FourSquare. But both of those are closed and proprietary systems - they can only be updated by the company that creates them. Wikipedia's Wikidata has IDs for lots of places, similarly OpenStreetMap has nodes with names which can be used to identify locations. But all of these suffer from the same flaw; they are centralised. If Google kills its service then all those Place IDs die. This has happened before. Yahoo used to run the Where On Earth IDentifier service but discontinued it. While OSM and Wikipedia are great projects, they're still centralised. If you're banned from OSM, you can't create a new node. So, to my mind, the _primary_ way of identifying a place has to use a fully open, globally agreed, and unrestricted standard. ## Location Plus Plus The obvious choice is latitude and longitude as defined by WGS 84. It allows for arbitrary precision anywhere on the planet. No one can stop you issuing lat/long just because a country is under sanctions. The standards community can't revoke your access to it. The co-ordinates are well understood by almost all software. There are some alternatives. Google's Plus.Codes build on top of lat/long to make something more human readable. But, crucially, human readability is _not_ the issue here. This is metadata which should never be shown to a human. If a user interface wants to format a lat/long they can do so as a Plus.Code or any other format. ## GeoJSON There are dozens of competing ways to mark up a location. It seems sensible to me that, given most major social media protocols use JSON, adding GeoJSON would be the simplest way to add geographic information to a post's metadata. At its most basic, a single "Point" can be shared like so: { "type": "Feature", "geometry": { "type": "Point", "coordinates": [-0.13005,51.5103] } } It can have as much or as little precision as needed. If the place being checked into has a name, it can also be added - this could be used for display purposes within the message { "type": "Feature", "geometry": { "type": "Point", "coordinates": [-0.13005,51.5103] }, "properties": { "name": "Leicester Square" } } The `properties` can be as complex as the sender wants. For example it could add Wikidata references, OpenStreetMap IDs, telephone numbers, or some cool new thing which hasn't been invented yet. Here's a maximalist example of checking in to a park: { "type": "Feature", "geometry": { "type": "Polygon", "coordinates": [ [ [-0.1303791,51.5099976], [-0.1295305,51.5100444], [-0.1297077,51.510947 ], [-0.1308786,51.5105859], [-0.1308893,51.5105793], [-0.1303791,51.5099976] ] ] }, "properties": { "name": "Leicester Square", "WikiData": "Q848912", "OSM": "4082589", "GooglePlaceID": "ChIJPcTFENIEdkgR94E58rgB69o", "PlusCode": "9C3XGV69+4X", "Quinfrob": "🌐89451_𰻝", "address": { "road": "Leicester Square", "neighbourhood": "St. James's", "quarter": "East Marylebone", "suburb": "Covent Garden", "city": "City of Westminster", "ISO3166-2-lvl8": "GB-WSM", "state": "England", "ISO3166-2-lvl4": "GB-ENG", "postcode": "WC2H 7NA", "country": "United Kingdom", "country_code": "gb" } } } ## What's Next My personal opinion is that the following needs to happen: * Talk to some users - find out what they might use this for. * Work with privacy advocates to reduce possible harms (for example, being able to redact a location from a previously shared post). * Discuss with developers about how they'd work with this metadata. * Clients should start adding GeoJSON metadata to their posts, even if it can't be displayed yet. You can read the minutes of the meeting and I'd encourage you to join the next call.
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Jess👾 @jesstheunstill.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 03/10/2025
sets timer for 10 minutes on phone 30 minutes go by no timer went off checks phone the timer:
A screenshot of a calculator app from an android phone. The number at the top which has been typed in is "10"
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Enalys :dragn_verified: @enalys.mastodon.zergy.net.ap.brid.gy · 24/07/2026
These new European banknotes ideas are quite nice. :dragn_thinkhappy: #Euro #Europe #Banknotes
An obviously fake 50€ banknote, it is orange with some color matching neofoxes on it.
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Sebastian Crane 🏳️‍⚧ @seabass.social.seabass.systems.ap.brid.gy · 23/07/2026
Today I took a fun day trip to Denmark with a friend - for both of us this was our first time visiting the country, and a great opportunity to go on some fun railway lines! After travelling on some pleasant but largely unremarkable S-Bahn trains of […] [Original post on social.seabass.systems]
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Moof! 🔜 OpenTransport2026 @moof.space · 21/07/2026
On the rails…STFU it’s #TGVTuesday Today it’s @darkphoenix’s turn for a whimsical treat. When they were reminded by DB Navigator that they could take a TGV to Karlsruhe, they pounced on the idea. So we’re doing a silly and taking a TGV to Karlsruhe. Today’s […] [Original post on cupoftea.social]
Wendy the DBJUNGLESKOG sat on one side of a 4-seat table an upstairs second class compartment of a TGV Euroduplex.
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Sebastian Crane 🏳️‍⚧ @seabass.social.seabass.systems.ap.brid.gy · 20/07/2026
I managed to achieve a bucket list item of mine today: to make a journey on Berlin's newest S-Bahn line, S15! The train itself was just an ordinary BR 481, used on several lines in Berlin. Towards Hauptbahnhof, the S15 leaves Gesundbrunnen and […] [Original post on social.seabass.systems]
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Sebastian Crane 🏳️‍⚧ @seabass.social.seabass.systems.ap.brid.gy · 20/07/2026
I'm on PKP Intercity's amazingly comfortable IC 56 Wawel service from Kraków to Frankfurt an der Oder! #NowTräwelling #CrossBorderRail traewelling.de/status/8476962
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Sebastian Crane 🏳️‍⚧ @seabass.social.seabass.systems.ap.brid.gy · 18/07/2026
On my way to #FSFE25 - the 25th anniversary of the Free Software Foundation Europe! (@ 52 ➡️ Kobierzyńska) #NowTräwelling traewelling.de/status/8459262
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Matthias Kirschner @kirschner.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 16/07/2026
First meeting in Krakow for those already present for #europython and #fsfe25 🤗
table with several people looking in camera
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Moof! 🔜 OpenTransport2026 @moof.space · 15/07/2026
Warszawawawawawawawawa
Stacja kolejowa w nowoczesnym budynku z szklanymi fasadami, otoczona zieleniä, pod jasnym niebem i obok linii napowietrznych.
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James Smith 💾 @floppy.org.uk · 14/07/2026
This morning I've had three "hey I'd like to work on this" comments on various GitHub issues. Nowadays I have to waste my time looking at the accounts to make sure they're not LLMs or people wanting to use LLMs, and all those 3 were. One was out and out pretending to be a human; two were doing […]
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Sebastian Crane 🏳️‍⚧ @seabass.social.seabass.systems.ap.brid.gy · 14/07/2026
It feels surreal to be heading back to continental Europe again so soon after returning from my last trip - but here I am, on the 21B bus towards Barnstaple railway station! #NowTräwelling #CrossBorderRail traewelling.de/status/8423855
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Sam Tygier @samtygier.fediscience.org.ap.brid.gy · 12/07/2026
Dovestone moor fire is making Manchester very smoky. My Air Gradient read over 70 µm/m^3 indoors, it is unpleasant outside. #WildFire #AirPollution #HomeAssistant
Graph of PM2.5 concentration measured in my house with an Air-Gradient and Home Assistant. Shows a peak this evening at over 70µm/m^3.Map from NASA Fire Information for Resource Management System, showing active fire in the Peak District and a plume of smoke over Manchester
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