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Hooty McOwlpants 🇨🇦 @sea-ehm.bsky.social · 04/01/2026

My resolution this year is to lose 15 pounds. As of today I only have 20 more to go.

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Hooty McOwlpants 🇨🇦 @sea-ehm.bsky.social · 26/11/2025

Everything I want is either too expensive, illegal or doesn't text me back.

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Hooty McOwlpants 🇨🇦 @sea-ehm.bsky.social · 23/10/2025

Why do we pronounce the “G” in longevity twice?

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Hooty McOwlpants 🇨🇦 @sea-ehm.bsky.social · 28/09/2025

I'm trying to make myself a snack and my pizza says to "bake for 18-21 minutes". How do I bake sometime for -3 minutes?

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Hooty McOwlpants 🇨🇦 @sea-ehm.bsky.social · 25/09/2025

If you are autistic and take Tylenol, do you get pregnant?

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Hooty McOwlpants 🇨🇦 @sea-ehm.bsky.social · 18/09/2025

There are many reasons why I don't like Facebook. The biggest one is the "memories" feature because it shows me 6 years ago wearing the same shirt I have on right now.

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Hooty McOwlpants 🇨🇦 @sea-ehm.bsky.social · 15/08/2025

When the Hulk goes into a vicious rage and destroys everything, "he's incredible". When I do the same thing, "I'm an bad drunk".

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Hooty McOwlpants 🇨🇦 @sea-ehm.bsky.social · 11/08/2025

I don't want to adult today. I don't even want to human today. Today, I want to Goat. I'm going to eat all day and lie in the backyard and head-butt anyone who tries and stop me

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Hooty McOwlpants 🇨🇦 @sea-ehm.bsky.social · 25/07/2025

If you are mourning Hulk Hogan today instead of Terry Bollea, you know how to accept a trans persons new name

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Hooty McOwlpants 🇨🇦 @sea-ehm.bsky.social · 22/07/2025

We should have listened when the modems screamed at us.

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Hooty McOwlpants 🇨🇦 @sea-ehm.bsky.social · 18/07/2025

I found out my wife was cheating on me at a Linkin Park concert. We tried so hard and got so far but, in the end, it didn’t even matter.

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Hooty McOwlpants 🇨🇦 @sea-ehm.bsky.social · 18/07/2025

I found out my wife was cheating on me at a Red Hot Chili Peppers concert and I don’t ever wanna feel like I did that day.

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Hooty McOwlpants 🇨🇦 @sea-ehm.bsky.social · 06/07/2025

Took the batteries out of the carbon monoxide alarm because the loud beeping was giving me a headache and making me feel sick and dizzy.

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Hooty McOwlpants 🇨🇦 @sea-ehm.bsky.social · 22/06/2025

In my defence, I was left unsupervised

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Hooty McOwlpants 🇨🇦 @sea-ehm.bsky.social · 13/06/2025

I don't buy cookies or cakes because I'll sit there and eat them all. And yet everyday I look in the cupboard and I'm disappointed I don't have any cookies or cakes.

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Hooty McOwlpants 🇨🇦 @sea-ehm.bsky.social · 05/06/2025

I'VE DECIDED ON MY NEW CAREER. I'M GOING TO BE A BACKWARDS STRIPPER. I COME ON THE STAGE NAKED AND PEOPLE PAY ME TO PUT MY CLOTHES BACK ON.

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Hooty McOwlpants 🇨🇦 @sea-ehm.bsky.social · 28/05/2025

So we are getting a tree cut out of our backyard and they are going to remove the stump by grinding it out. I looked at the guy and told him he lost a glorious opportunity to name his business/service “Stump and Grind” and he gave me a look like I was either a genius or an idiot.

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Hooty McOwlpants 🇨🇦 @sea-ehm.bsky.social · 20/05/2025

So the person that I pay once a week to pick up poop in my backyard just figured out that I don’t have pets.

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Hooty McOwlpants 🇨🇦 @sea-ehm.bsky.social · 06/04/2025

Z + Z x Z = 20. Solve for Z Let’s see if my math geek friends remember their studies. This was on a Harvard entrance exam.

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Hooty McOwlpants 🇨🇦 @sea-ehm.bsky.social · 26/03/2025

What do vegan zombies eat? GRAAAAAAINS

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Hooty McOwlpants 🇨🇦 @sea-ehm.bsky.social · 25/03/2025

Why is pink considered to be a totally different colour than red but light green is considered to be a lighter shade of green?

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Hooty McOwlpants 🇨🇦 @sea-ehm.bsky.social · 22/03/2025

Carney is running for Prime Minister of Canada.🇨🇦 Poilievre is running for governor of the 51st state. 🇺🇸

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Hooty McOwlpants 🇨🇦 @sea-ehm.bsky.social · 20/03/2025

I hate it when people come to MY house, knock on MY door and then ask me why am I not wearing pants.

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Hooty McOwlpants 🇨🇦 @sea-ehm.bsky.social · 14/03/2025

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Hooty McOwlpants 🇨🇦 @sea-ehm.bsky.social · 02/03/2025

A new high resolution image of Pluto causes some concern...

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Hooty McOwlpants 🇨🇦 @sea-ehm.bsky.social · 23/02/2025

When CANADA wins an international hockey championship, it’s business as usual. When the USA wins an international hockey championship, it’s a MIRACLE …. And then Disney turns it into a crappy movie.

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Hooty McOwlpants 🇨🇦 @sea-ehm.bsky.social · 21/02/2025