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Shadow Wolf

@sdwolf.com
124 followers 254 following 661 posts

Furry, Firefighter, NREMT, and Firearms Instructor, not necessarily in that order. I do computer stuff for a living, and spend it all on bills and dumb shit

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Shadow Wolf @sdwolf.com · 23h
Nope, take it off! Pretend I'm not here!
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Shadow Wolf @sdwolf.com · 23h
Fuck yeah
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Shadow Wolf @sdwolf.com · 04/10/2026
Ooh sounds like fun. Would be happy to
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Shadow Wolf @sdwolf.com · 04/10/2026
Love doing this to cuties in fursuit 😘
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Shadow Wolf @sdwolf.com · 29/09/2026
The level of unprofessionalism in our government is absolutely insane. It used to be before you accused someone, you took the five minutes necessary to fact check these things.
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Shadow Wolf @sdwolf.com · 26/09/2026
I misread this as "could be a slutty kitty" and I was so confused.
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Shadow Wolf @sdwolf.com · 26/09/2026
Shep goes blep
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Most riveting thing I've seen all week
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Shadow Wolf @sdwolf.com · 23/09/2026
My health insurance premiums are going up by 23% next year. Literally 600 dollars more a year for them to cover nothing until I get shot or hit by a truck. On top of that, they're canceling GLP 1 coverage in its entirety. So that's not an option anymore. Luigi did not one single thing wrong.
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Shadow Wolf @sdwolf.com · 22/09/2026
It's all your fault. Feel free to pin me down and use my muzzle for that any time though. 😅
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Shadow Wolf @sdwolf.com · 22/09/2026
I appreciate the organic growth you experienced from your completely normal site being inundated by furries all the way to having a fursona and actively attending conventions.
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Shadow Wolf @sdwolf.com · 22/09/2026
Oh my fucking god I was not expecting to be hard as a rock the second I opened bluesky but here we are. 🫠😍🥵
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Ryker 🔜 Furpoc, MFF @rykertheshep.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
(Part 3) You know puppy, teasing you has got me all worked up. Well, since you're being so good sitting there, why don't I give ya something special? Hope ya like it, puppy. (CW: 🍆💦)
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Shadow Wolf @sdwolf.com · 18/09/2026
I would shatter this nearly instantly
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Shadow Wolf @sdwolf.com · 18/09/2026
I hate this so much. Why did it make me laugh out loud
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Shadow Wolf @sdwolf.com · 17/09/2026
Thanks!
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Shadow Wolf @sdwolf.com · 17/09/2026
Woo my credit score went back above 800 for the first time in years.
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Shadow Wolf @sdwolf.com · 17/09/2026
*salivates*
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Shadow Wolf @sdwolf.com · 14/09/2026
I'm going to jail for driving my Deutz and plow across a state owned road and subsequently plowing the entire road into a new field. (I've been playing the hell out of Farming Simulator)
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Shadow Wolf @sdwolf.com · 13/09/2026
I would actually, literally, die. My body does not possess the flexibility or tinyness to articulate like this
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Shadow Wolf @sdwolf.com · 13/09/2026
I can't see Raww without seeing @doryuuz.bsky.social and I'm not sure this isn't intentional.
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Shadow Wolf @sdwolf.com · 10/09/2026
Another Sheptember moment, @olivertfion.bsky.social notified me that Max decided he needed a blanket fort this morning.
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Shadow Wolf @sdwolf.com · 09/09/2026
The usual three? Hubris, inexperience, saturation? It's not THAT bad I don't know what resources we have I was focused on other priorities
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Shadow Wolf @sdwolf.com · 09/09/2026
I made the mistake of voting for Trump the first time around. I thought it would be new and different to get a non career politician in the office, make some good change, fix some broken things. There's a difference between making mistakes with good intent, and making mistakes knowing it is bad.
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Shadow Wolf @sdwolf.com · 09/09/2026
Got to don the Class As today for an award ceremony. 25-26 so far 998 service hours 270+ students taught CPR 180+ calls 30+ off duty responses 12 PR events And multiple Fire Rehab command operations, successful search and rescue, and TEMS/Rescue Task Force support deployments What Free Time?
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Shadow Wolf @sdwolf.com · 09/09/2026
Sheptember 8th. Max stares out the door waiting for you to come visit
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Rob Sheridan @rob-sheridan.com · 05/09/2026
My cousin’s shirt took me a second. He said “it’s great because anyone who would be offended by it couldn’t understand it anyway.”
A shirt with the following words in rainbow colors:
Fluorine
Uranium
Carbon
Potassium
Titanium
Rubidium
Uranium
Magnesium
Platinum
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Shadow Wolf @sdwolf.com · 05/09/2026
Yeah they hit that right on the money.
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Shadow Wolf @sdwolf.com · 05/09/2026
Happy birthday Gale!!!!! 🥳
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Shadow Wolf @sdwolf.com · 05/09/2026
I suck em instead
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Shadow Wolf @sdwolf.com · 04/09/2026
The goodest of boys getting some ice cream after his vet appointment today. Max gets a clean bill of health to ring in Sheptember
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Shadow Wolf @sdwolf.com · 03/09/2026
Absolutely not me out here researching new Mexican law regarding tort and negligence when a corporation knowingly sells faulty products to consumers with intent to harm them. Pretty sure attesting under oath to congress that you knew and willingly caused harm breaches reasonable care.
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Shadow Wolf @sdwolf.com · 03/09/2026
Went to see Coyote vs ACME today and it was definitely worth it. Such a fun movie
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Shadow Wolf @sdwolf.com · 02/09/2026
Without saying your age, what is your favorite movie that came out when you were 20 years old? (Fun fact this is just another way to say your age, that is how math works)
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Leo DiCaprio Taking Photo by Water
ALT: Leo DiCaprio Taking Photo by Water
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Shadow Wolf @sdwolf.com · 01/09/2026
Only if they're using lights and sirens. Around here if you hit an emergency vehicle using lights and sirens you're absolutely getting cited or arrested depending on the circumstances.
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Shadow Wolf @sdwolf.com · 30/08/2026
MASONIC PANIC
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Shadow Wolf @sdwolf.com · 30/08/2026
When Trump is ousted in 3 years, I want the next president to immediately sign what I'll refer to as the "My Cousin Vinny Rebuttal" executive order. "Everything that guy said was bullshit" Revoke in one pen stroke literally everything Trump did or said. Revert to 1 Jan 2025. Ctrl A Ctrl X.
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Shadow Wolf @sdwolf.com · 30/08/2026
Wow what a nice bobcat!
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Shadow Wolf @sdwolf.com · 29/08/2026
These machines make folk music. Magazine loading night at the doghouse.
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Shadow Wolf @sdwolf.com · 28/08/2026
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Shadow Wolf @sdwolf.com · 28/08/2026
"Hello, boss? Yeah I need to fly to our LA office... why? Uh... reasons and they need help"
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Shadow Wolf @sdwolf.com · 28/08/2026
No. No no no no. You stop that and tell them stop pretending to be grownups. I can't be old I'm only... Oh.
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Shadow Wolf @sdwolf.com · 24/08/2026
Awwww look at you with your cute skirt. Squee 🥰
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Shadow Wolf @sdwolf.com · 23/08/2026
Almost forgot about Alaska!
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Shadow Wolf @sdwolf.com · 22/08/2026
Is it time?
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Doogle Fullmetaljacket
ALT: Doogle Fullmetaljacket
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Shadow Wolf @sdwolf.com · 19/08/2026
You can't preemptively apologize for being canceled over writing something that someone decided they post emptively don't like and therefore need to cancel you! You've got to be canceled first!
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Shadow Wolf @sdwolf.com · 17/08/2026
Oh I will so fuckin volunteer for QA testing and any cybersecurity related duties you need. Do it do it do it.
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Shadow Wolf @sdwolf.com · 17/08/2026
He will not, in fact, stop.
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Shadow Wolf @sdwolf.com · 15/08/2026
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Captain Hook: Who Amongst Us Does Not Belong?
ALT: Captain Hook: Who Amongst Us Does Not Belong?
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Shadow Wolf @sdwolf.com · 13/08/2026
I'm not encouraging destruction of property, but i am saying that in theory if one wanted to deflock an entire city overnight, this would be a helluva tool to do it. Nearly silent, and will cut through 3 inch aluminum tube in <15 seconds.
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