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Sylvie D. Parris

@sdparris.bsky.social
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Writer, pet servant, lover of nature, puns and trivial data. Unsolicited DMs are just like Spam, deep fried then tossed in the trash #vaccinessavelives #prodemocracy #secularhumanist Follow my author journey on Inkitt inkitt.com/sylviedparris

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Sylvie D. Parris @sdparris.bsky.social · 11h
$100,000 Amex bill? JFC I’m stressed out about a pending dental bill that’s a fraction of that, and not a donor in sight.
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Sylvie D. Parris @sdparris.bsky.social · 14h
I grew up in NE Tennessee and went to Spruce Pine every summer then lived for 18 years in Rodman, NC. I miss it, even though i’m where I should be now.
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Sylvie D. Parris @sdparris.bsky.social · 17h
I know where that is! Such a gorgeous part of the world.
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Sylvie D. Parris @sdparris.bsky.social · 17h
Daisy thinks she needs to be on the table with her bestie, Lucky.
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Sylvie D. Parris @sdparris.bsky.social · 17h
How to fix this? Pay teachers decent wages, salary cap supervisors, and football coaches, let teachers unionize, fully fund classrooms, free meals, encourage the arts over sports, end religious based oppression. www.kxan.com/news/texas-p...
kxan.com
Texas lawmakers consider five-day school week mandate over concerns of academic drop off
“I find it a little sad and disturbing that we’re talking about Mississippi being ahead of Texas,” State Senator José Menéndez said.
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Sylvie D. Parris @sdparris.bsky.social · 20h
Same thing when I worked for DOT, and favoritism for certain vendors was strictly prohibited.
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Sylvie D. Parris @sdparris.bsky.social · 20h
Skin of a manta ray??? What the irreverent fuck!!! Make these people poor!
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Sylvie D. Parris @sdparris.bsky.social · 22h
Only if it is out of his own pocket, and confirmed to be so.
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Sylvie D. Parris @sdparris.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I do not doubt that the number is much higher.
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Sylvie D. Parris @sdparris.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
There is a boy named Max Alexander, doing just that and his creations are gorgeous maxalexander.shop?srsltid=AU7g...
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Couture by Max Alexander
Max Alexander, youngest fashion designer merchandise.
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Sylvie D. Parris @sdparris.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
My kids called Jan Crouch, “scary lady” a name I suggested.
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Sylvie D. Parris @sdparris.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I bought a shirt and set the date on my calendar for the occasion
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Sylvie D. Parris @sdparris.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Ah, the old collectible coin scam.  it only works because people keep buying the junk.
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Sylvie D. Parris @sdparris.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Jim Bakker finally died?
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Sylvie D. Parris @sdparris.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Not ironically, an article out of Houston talks about school redistricting, because of falling birth rates and not enough young families moving into the district.
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Sylvie D. Parris @sdparris.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I bet that the super PAC is largely funded by taxpayers and not the rich ones.
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ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Sylvie D. Parris @sdparris.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Thanks to the bullshit of the Trump economic policies, things will get even more expensive.
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Sylvie D. Parris @sdparris.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
What kind of voodoo magic is this?
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Sylvie D. Parris @sdparris.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
How many are actual people? When I ditched the place it was overrun with bots.
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Sylvie D. Parris @sdparris.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
She’s voting for the man who cheated on her repeatedly…wtF!
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Sylvie D. Parris @sdparris.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Bulldoze it, turn it to a nature preserve
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Sylvie D. Parris @sdparris.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
a quote from my favorite Sufi poet.
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Sylvie D. Parris @sdparris.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I do not see how these people are appealing or would consider them letting any body part next to mine or that of my family.
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Sylvie D. Parris @sdparris.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
One window in the thing, stuffed full of oxygen breathers. Everything would have perished from carbon dioxide poisoning within hours.
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Sylvie D. Parris @sdparris.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It had to take serious muscle control to manage it. Tim Conway was the improv god.
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Sylvie D. Parris @sdparris.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This is my favorite sketch. Watching them fall apart is wonderful. I’d read that Conway had a habit of rehearsing the scene as planned and then just let lose for audiences.
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Sylvie D. Parris @sdparris.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
So glad I got my passport last year.
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Sylvie D. Parris @sdparris.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Why is this guy preaching instead of overseeing our military?
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Sylvie D. Parris @sdparris.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Okay, the word pumping had my brain reject my next thought.
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Sylvie D. Parris @sdparris.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If I had a working magic wand, this loudmouth coward would wake up in Kiev, can’t speak the language and the air raid siren just sounded.
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Sylvie D. Parris @sdparris.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
But…he has a bright future ahead…. Meanwhile his victim is lucky she gets proper medical care.
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Sylvie D. Parris @sdparris.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
They want those they see as a burden or the nonconformist to die, the old, the disabled, the poor, the refugee, the immigrant.; the LGBT, the person of color, the non-Christian, the non-right kind of christian. It’s a rehash of the Aryan way.
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Sylvie D. Parris @sdparris.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I have a friend in a nursing home and it’s not even a decent one. For her to lose that setting would be devastating
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Sylvie D. Parris @sdparris.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
He could be the guy whose face is behind the poster
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Sylvie D. Parris @sdparris.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Oh, I have enjoyed it all day long, as well as the horrified expressions of their staffers.
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Sylvie D. Parris @sdparris.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Troy Nehls is mine. If I get a response, it’s never an actual confirmation that anyone read it.
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Sylvie D. Parris @sdparris.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Wow!
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Sylvie D. Parris @sdparris.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
After decades decimating the school lunch program, nationwide, they want to restore things to the way things they thought things were. Of course, there’s no funding, as it’s “better spent” on putting kids into concentration camps.
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Sylvie D. Parris @sdparris.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Happily so.
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Sylvie D. Parris @sdparris.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The system is ridiculous.
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Sylvie D. Parris @sdparris.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Anne, who’s reading comprehension sometimes suffered could not understand why people were making such a big deal about a trifle.
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Sylvie D. Parris @sdparris.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Maybe people don’t like that they have to offer.
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Sylvie D. Parris @sdparris.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I’d call it superb conflict resolution skills.
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Sylvie D. Parris @sdparris.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I thought he was creepy when he married Katy Perry for five minutes.
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Sylvie D. Parris @sdparris.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Do you live in Texas? Do you know what our options are here? Do you know that the need to choose the most palatable candidate also means knowing that none fit all our wants? Do you know that a true stance for all the oppressed has yet to happen in human history? We can only take steps towards it.
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Sylvie D. Parris @sdparris.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Trump is describing the moment in enthusiastic bombastic fashion while Xi is hoping the tour ends soon and not in the gift shop.
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Sylvie D. Parris @sdparris.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I got to see him in concert a few years ago. He is brilliant and very funny.
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Sylvie D. Parris @sdparris.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
He will be growing into those murder mittens.
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Sylvie D. Parris @sdparris.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I agree. All other nations need to have other plans to “wash their hair”.
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