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Stéphane Dissel

@sdissel.bsky.social
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Associate Professor at UMKC. I study sleep, memory and decision-making using the Drosophila model. Also, Pink Floyd is the best band in the history of music, period. research.umkc.edu/dissel/research

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Stéphane Dissel @sdissel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The LEDs are flashing once again in the Dissel lab this morning. It’s clear that optogenetics has revolutionized behavioral neuroscience and circuits dissection. So the prize is well-deserved. With the limitation of only 3 awardees which I am sure will create some discussions in the community.
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Stéphane Dissel @sdissel.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Impressionnant. Bravo
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Stéphane Dissel @sdissel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I swear I used to fill that tank for 20-23$ at some point. Wonder what happened ?
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Stéphane Dissel @sdissel.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Congrats
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Stéphane Dissel @sdissel.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Bourbon✅ Amp✅ Strat✅ Let’s start with some Pink Floyd. Happy Friday
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Stéphane Dissel @sdissel.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
You may have seen it on tv. There it is above my house…go chiefs
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Stéphane Dissel @sdissel.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Efficacité française en action
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Stéphane Dissel @sdissel.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Why I love this sport? Because you can still get better at it when older. First time ever in the 70s. I completely stopped playing between starting my Assistant Professor job in 2018 and submitting my tenure package 2 years ago. My goal for this year was to break 80. Done…
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Stéphane Dissel @sdissel.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Oui…la preuve
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Stéphane Dissel @sdissel.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
That’s what I call success.
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Stéphane Dissel @sdissel.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Fantastic. Sounds very exciting. Will read asap. I’m impressed as to how that project has evolved. Well done
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Stéphane Dissel @sdissel.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
A beautiful hike to lake columbine yesterday. This place is magical.
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Stéphane Dissel @sdissel.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I had the pleasure of visiting UC Boulder last Thursday. Thanks to Ken Wright for the invitation and super cool to see Mark Opp again.
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Stéphane Dissel @sdissel.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Congrats. 🍾 Will read asap. Sounds very cool.
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Stéphane Dissel @sdissel.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Absolutely….it’s becoming insane. I have had so many of my students proudly telling me they use AI. For everything. I told them they won’t be able to ChatGtp their way out of a one to one interview. Most don’t care. It’s a disaster
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Stéphane Dissel @sdissel.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I love this place so much
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Stéphane Dissel @sdissel.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Football won…. This is good for the game. It would have been unacceptable to have any other outcome
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Stéphane Dissel @sdissel.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Did not see but I would say justice has been delivered. This is good for football
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Stéphane Dissel @sdissel.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Good choice for me then. Golf is really good today
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Stéphane Dissel @sdissel.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
For the first time since 1986 I’m not watching the WC final. No interest whatsoever
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Stéphane Dissel @sdissel.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
If France comes back he should be fired on the spot
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Stéphane Dissel @sdissel.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
It’s hilarious.
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Stéphane Dissel @sdissel.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
It’s been hilarious from the start. But I know how this ends
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Stéphane Dissel @sdissel.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
France will come back. You know that right?
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Stéphane Dissel @sdissel.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Does not matter. It’s still not coming home either. There is only one thing that matters in these tournaments, it’s winning. 2,3,4 is losing. We lost on Tuesday. It was over then
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Stéphane Dissel @sdissel.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
No it’s not. Because if it was we would try to play.
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Stéphane Dissel @sdissel.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
It’s actually hilarious. I don’t give a shit about this game. They clearly don’t either. The tournament finished on Tuesday. This is meaningless
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Stéphane Dissel @sdissel.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Well….sure, even better if they are HIGHLY MOTIVATED. As long as they are MOTIVATED, it’s all good.
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Stéphane Dissel @sdissel.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
In addition. We are also looking for a technician/Research Assistant to join our team. Please share Job ID: 60374 erecruit.umsystem.edu/psc/tamext/K...
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Stéphane Dissel @sdissel.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Right. Let’s give this another try…. My laboratory is looking for a motivated postdoc in the field of Neurobiology. We have multiple exciting projects, NIH funding. Experience using the Drosophila model is preferable. Please share Job ID: 60378 erecruit.umsystem.edu/psc/tamext/K...
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Stéphane Dissel @sdissel.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Man….WTF was Tuchel thinking?
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Stéphane Dissel @sdissel.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Sorry mate. England had the game and then decided to shit the bed by going all defensive. Argentina deserves the win.
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Stéphane Dissel @sdissel.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I’m telling you. Come on England. It’s the only thing that can save football. I mean it.
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Stéphane Dissel @sdissel.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
So…. After all… life goes on and I’ll enjoy that French beauty tonight
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Stéphane Dissel @sdissel.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
You have noticed this too….Yes they do, but I think England has enough to demolish them.
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Stéphane Dissel @sdissel.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Mate. I hate to tell you but the lads must beat Argentina. For starters
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Stéphane Dissel @sdissel.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Not funny….
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Stéphane Dissel @sdissel.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Gutted. We did not play. I think for the first time in my life I will root for England. As painful as it is.
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Stéphane Dissel @sdissel.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Yes but if Le Pen/ Melenchon it’s a done deal in my view…
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Stéphane Dissel @sdissel.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I’m French and this is worrying. But the most worrying is if Melenchon finishes second because if it’s Le Pen/ Melenchon in the second round, Le Pen wins easily. That’s guaranteed
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Stéphane Dissel @sdissel.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Honestly…. I don’t think they can beat England…. And definitely not France or Spain. At some point the “luck” will stop. It’s impressive to not give up but I think the other 3 teams left are much much better
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Stéphane Dissel @sdissel.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Yeah…the Swiss were winning this in my view. But don’t worry…. Let’s help Argentina. I have never seen VAR intervene for this kind of stuff. There is a first for everything I guess.
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Stéphane Dissel @sdissel.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
You could not be more corrupt if you tried. It’s unbelievable….
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Stéphane Dissel @sdissel.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I will repeat what I said earlier. I have never seen such an impressive French team. Maroc did nothing. Like nothing at all.
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Stéphane Dissel @sdissel.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
What??? FIFA is corrupt??? Why would even think that?
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Stéphane Dissel @sdissel.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Hop Suisse. Et Samedi aussi.
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Stéphane Dissel @sdissel.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Yeah. It’s rigged. No point watching or arguing about it. FIFA is a joke
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Stéphane Dissel @sdissel.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Dreadful indeed.
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Stéphane Dissel @sdissel.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Martinez is a loser. Killed Belgium before….
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Stéphane Dissel @sdissel.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
To be fair. They should have put Ramos for Ronaldo a long time ago. Portugal deserves this.
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