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Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 11h

I reviewed Paul Greengrass's THE UPRISING, a movie that might have been something really special if only someone had remembered to write it. www.patreon.com/scumbelievab...

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Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

After almost a decade, I am raising prices for my Patreon a little bit. All existing members, your benefits and price are locked in and won't change. New pricing only applies to new subscribers. Nine years of film crit, fiction, and cultural writing! www.patreon.com/c/scumbeliev...

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Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

When they go low, we go, uh, well, it's not entirely clear, but nobody likes it.

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Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

After twenty years and countless viewings, I finally wrote about SPEED RACER and the glorious impossibility of reaching for infinity. www.patreon.com/scumbelievab...

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Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I reviewed Mike Flanagan's CARRIE, a limp and lifeless adaptation which sands away everything ugly and difficult about the original novel and replaces it with... not much, actually. www.patreon.com/scumbelievab...

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Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I reviewed the weird, lightning-quick, and exhilarating THE RIVALS OF AMZIAH KING, which hits even when it gets a little corny. This movie's got cast-iron balls. www.patreon.com/scumbelievab...

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Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

HALLOWEEN DAY NOSFERATU (1922) NOSFERATU (1979) NOSFERATU (2024) SHADOW OF THE VAMPIRE (2000)

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Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

THE VOURDALAK: 10/21 THIRST: 10/25 VAMPIRE HUNTER D: BLOODLUST: 10/28 Come and join us! Membership only $10 a month.

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Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

After six long years, vampires are coming back to the Deadlights Theater! Come and join us for... SUCK IT A month of vampire movies leading up to an all-day Halloween marathon! BYZANTIUM: 10/4 CARMILLA: 10/7 BRAM STOKER'S DRACULA: 10/11 BLOOD FOR DRACULA: 10/14 www.patreon.com/c/scumbeliev...

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Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

before you point out one of the times i got in trouble for saying something stupid or inflammatory online:

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Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I reviewed COYOTE VS. ACME, which I really, really wanted to like. A great concept, but unfortunately the stiff, joyless cel-shaded animation just sinks it before it's out of the gate. www.patreon.com/scumbelievab...

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Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I think I could wreck a medium-sized dog. Like 40 pounds. I would not come out unscathed, but I'm confident I could win.

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Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

do I hate Harold Bloom? yes. do I think he's an awful snob, and that King has some unacknowledged literary merit? absolutely. does he have a point? yeah, man. he has a point.

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Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Got a few hours to kill. Say odd shit to me. Ask me anything, and I'll answer!

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Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

A fun new frontier: AI scam emails for authors who aren't even me!

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Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

My finished sleeve by the unbeatable @zasshu.bsky.social. bearded vultures feeding on the bones of a dead fallow deer.

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Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

THE WRONG GIRLS is a scream, classic stoner movie, but you have to know going in that they don't kiss or fuck each other.

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Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

this is how i feel whenever someone our age is like "i have an anxious attachment style, because of my abandonment issues" like okay but we're forty.

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Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Got a few hours to kill. Let's do some questions! Ask me anything!

Samuel L. Jackson in EVE'S BAYOU saying "Hey, Cis"

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Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I reviewed TEENAGE SEX AND DEATH AT CAMP MIASMA, a movie that struck so close to my heart I found it hard to put my feelings about it into words. Weird, personal, intimate, sleazy, and beautiful. www.patreon.com/scumbelievab...

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Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Cinema's biggest and smoothest brain is back at the wheel, and we're about to get either the best or worst movie of all time.

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Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I reviewed the limp and listless THE END OF OAK STREET, which feels like the final word on David Robert Mitchell as a director. The guy who made IT FOLLOWS is nowhere to be found in this tedious, incurious mess. Some interesting dinosaur stuff, but that's about it. www.patreon.com/scumbelievab...

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