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Mike Scully

@scullymike.bsky.social
476 followers 57 following 16 posts

Writer: Simpsons, Parks & Rec, Everybody Loves Raymond, Duncanville, Carmichael Show, and lots of canceled stuff!

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Mike Scully @scullymike.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
CBS Will Replace Colbert with ‘Byron Allen’s Comics Unleashed’ The slogan: “Just Pretend It’s 3AM and Your Cat Stepped On The Remote!”
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Mike Scully @scullymike.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Looks like Easter’s no longer his favorite holiday
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Mike Scully @scullymike.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Team USA, you got outplayed again
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Mike Scully @scullymike.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Honestly, Democrats, would it have killed you to give one standing ovation to a corrupt, racist, pedophile?
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Mike Scully @scullymike.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Hottest ticket at the movies is “Melania”, specifically the seat behind Barron
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Mike Scully @scullymike.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
This Unsecured Network better be secure…
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Mike Scully @scullymike.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
JFK didn’t have a brain when Kennedy Center was named so Trump qualifies
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Mike Scully @scullymike.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Re Trump renaming Kennedy Center: Has RFK brayed in?
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Mike Scully @scullymike.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Trump: “So how do you like what I’ve done with the Oval Office?” MBS: “Well, it’s a little gaudy for my taste, but if you like it…”
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Mike Scully @scullymike.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
Are Jonas Brothers the last great rock band?
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Mike Scully @scullymike.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Hegseth: “But the most important reason I’ve gathered you all here is, I need you to tell my wife I was with you last night.”
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Mike Scully @scullymike.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Line at end of every TV drama Season 4 trailer: “I’m gonna burn it all down…”
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Mike Scully @scullymike.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Canceled family Disney+ account today. Grandkids pissed, but they understood when I explained that late night talk shows are in danger of becoming extinct due to government oppression.
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