Mike Scully @scullymike.bsky.social · 07/04/2026CBS Will Replace Colbert with ‘Byron Allen’s Comics Unleashed’ The slogan: “Just Pretend It’s 3AM and Your Cat Stepped On The Remote!” 151
Mike Scully @scullymike.bsky.social · 05/04/2026Looks like Easter’s no longer his favorite holiday 040
Mike Scully @scullymike.bsky.social · 25/02/2026Honestly, Democrats, would it have killed you to give one standing ovation to a corrupt, racist, pedophile? 0130
Mike Scully @scullymike.bsky.social · 31/01/2026Hottest ticket at the movies is “Melania”, specifically the seat behind Barron 041
Mike Scully @scullymike.bsky.social · 18/12/2025JFK didn’t have a brain when Kennedy Center was named so Trump qualifies 081
Mike Scully @scullymike.bsky.social · 18/12/2025Re Trump renaming Kennedy Center: Has RFK brayed in? 050
Mike Scully @scullymike.bsky.social · 18/11/2025Trump: “So how do you like what I’ve done with the Oval Office?” MBS: “Well, it’s a little gaudy for my taste, but if you like it…” 040
Mike Scully @scullymike.bsky.social · 30/09/2025Hegseth: “But the most important reason I’ve gathered you all here is, I need you to tell my wife I was with you last night.” 050
Mike Scully @scullymike.bsky.social · 19/09/2025Line at end of every TV drama Season 4 trailer: “I’m gonna burn it all down…” 060
Mike Scully @scullymike.bsky.social · 19/09/2025Canceled family Disney+ account today. Grandkids pissed, but they understood when I explained that late night talk shows are in danger of becoming extinct due to government oppression. 1746458