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Scruffy Beardstroker

@scruffyb.bsky.social
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As cap'n of the Scurvy Mermaid, bringin’ some joy is now me crusade. To do so with me shanties I try, & I always respond with a rhymin’ reply.

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Scruffy Beardstroker @scruffyb.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
You arrogantly decide you’re entitled to her work, But she doesn’t offer it, so you act like a jerk. Affronted by rejection to your rude expectation, You chose childish revenge to handle the situation? Grow the fu*k up! She did nothin wrong. If you had sense to ask nicely you might’ve got along.
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Captain Daggers McTimbers 🗡️ (Harriet Morris) @daggersmctimbers.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
Last day of fundraising for PASIC! We’ll be playing a bunch of board games before we wrap up our fundraising week. We’ve made £1025 out of £1250! Watch: twitch.tv/DaggersMcTimbers Donate: www.justgiving.com/page/harriet...
Chris holding up the box for Harmonies while I lean on my hand, smiling at the camera.
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Chris Marlow @chrismarlow666.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
We're LIVE, playing Lord of the Rings: Battle for Middle-Earth , raising money for PASIC - a charity for kids with Cancer! twitch.tv/DaggersMcTimbers Just passed £600 - please donate! www.justgiving.com/page/harriet...
Chris holding up Lord of the Rings Duel, looking evil, whist Harry has Elf ears.
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Chris Marlow @chrismarlow666.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
We're on Day 2 of the big weekend charity stream, and we have already raised oved £600! It's an amazing amount, but we're not done yet. If you can spare any pennies at all, it would be incredibly appreciated: www.justgiving.com/page/harriet...
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Our Geeky Weeky Fundraiser for PASIC - Cancer Support for Children and Young People
Help Harriet Morris raise money to support PASIC - Cancer support for children and young people
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Chris Marlow @chrismarlow666.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Pluto offers everyone a day trip to Hades. You’re invited too. Our fab production of Orpheus in the Underworld, Offenbach’s dazzling musical extravaganza, opens tonight at 7.30. Great tunes. Laughter guaranteed. Book online now – or on the door from 7pm. concordiatheatre.co.uk/shows/orpheus
5 "Gods" with me in the cetnre, dressed in extravagant outfit - punk rocker, posh horse riding ourfit, green suit, blue dress, flashy dinner jacket etc.
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Scruffy Beardstroker @scruffyb.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Aye! And here’s the commemorative shanty, written for all me pirate peers. To celebrate bein part of somethin special, these seven amazin’ years!🍻
Arrgh! Upon this deck we stand
after seven years afore the mast,
And through many ups and downs,
we’ve always had a blast.

We came from different backgrounds,
from distant ports of call.
We found each other randomly,
but mere chance, ‘twas not at all.

The fates all spun their threads,
to ensure that we should meet,
And like lost pieces of a jigsaw,
y’all made my life complete.

A dream of being pirates,
made reality against the odds,
Thanks to the hard work and dedication,
of the mighty Rare Sea Gods.

It wasn’t all plain sailin’,
it didn’t quite go all as planned.
But with conviction for their vision,
they made something truly grand.

They filled the world with adventure,
with experiences we all hold dear.
Tall tales, new factions, & season events,
so much added year on year.

A history to remember,
a legacy that will endure.
In the memories made, the lives it changed,
and friendships forged galore.

So here’s to seven years!
Here’s to each fantastic sail!
To hardship defyin’ friendships
and long may they prevail.

And for this ever-changin’ playground,
this pirate home from home,
We give our thanks to the mighty Sea Gods,
for givin’ us this place to roam.

Thanks to those who’ve joined us,
be ye landlubber or buccaneer.
The community we’re part of,
always fills our hearts with cheer.

So a Happy Anniversary,
to our Sea of Thieves we say.
The future’s lookin’ very bright,
‘tis a pirate’s life all the way.
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