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Lauren Singer

@script-tease.bsky.social
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I'd rather be petting something furry, but I'm probably coding.

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Lauren Singer @script-tease.bsky.social · 24/09/2024
Amazing!
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Lauren Singer @script-tease.bsky.social · 23/09/2024
Is that baby possibly not a Northern Cardinal? Their beaks are black. Did momma adopt?
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Lauren Singer @script-tease.bsky.social · 19/09/2024
A picture of Kamala Harris with the text "I choose Democracy Nov. 5".
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Lauren Singer @script-tease.bsky.social · 17/09/2024
🤣🤣🤣
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Lauren Singer @script-tease.bsky.social · 13/09/2024
This is Marsha showing off the squishy bunch of babies that she made. It's just too much goodness to keep to myself.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 11/09/2024
me explaining the difference between the candidates to a young person: so one of them is endorsed by taylor swift and the other is endorsed by a guy who threatened to rape taylor swift.
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Lauren Singer @script-tease.bsky.social · 10/09/2024
On my way to a watch party. I feel like I'm headed to a bar fight. 🤮 Come on Kamala... Take him down.
My keys in my hand.  Two charms.  One says "Fuck Trump".  The other is a comma and "La".
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Lauren Singer @script-tease.bsky.social · 08/09/2024
Unusual guest at my pond today. Awesome poser! #birds
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Lauren Singer @script-tease.bsky.social · 04/09/2024
Hello small friend. You made my morning.
Tiny chipmunk peering at the camera with her little hands clenched.
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Lauren Singer @script-tease.bsky.social · 26/08/2024
Mandatory after a single offense. 😂
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Lauren Singer @script-tease.bsky.social · 20/08/2024
So good. So true. So infuriating.
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Lauren Singer @script-tease.bsky.social · 16/08/2024
Obviously the answer.
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Lauren Singer @script-tease.bsky.social · 15/08/2024
Do NOT mess with us. We've seen shit.
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Lauren Singer @script-tease.bsky.social · 14/08/2024
Sadly this tracks.
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Lauren Singer @script-tease.bsky.social · 14/08/2024
Let me know when this airs?
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Lauren Singer @script-tease.bsky.social · 13/08/2024
Gorgeous!
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Lauren Singer @script-tease.bsky.social · 12/08/2024
This is the (only) way!
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Lauren Singer @script-tease.bsky.social · 11/08/2024
How does he miss the point every time?
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Lauren Singer @script-tease.bsky.social · 11/08/2024
Mine was today. 😫
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Lauren Singer @script-tease.bsky.social · 11/08/2024
All I can say is... Enjoy.
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Lauren Singer @script-tease.bsky.social · 11/08/2024
Did everyone know this was a Chappell Roan thing except me? This just keeps getting better and better! 👸🪖
Harris / Walz camo hat
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Lauren Singer @script-tease.bsky.social · 11/08/2024
Right????
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Lauren Singer @script-tease.bsky.social · 11/08/2024
Wherever you go... There you are!
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Alan Baxter @alanbaxter.bsky.social · 11/08/2024
Super accurate.
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Nikki .⋆*☆.•🦋 @bleudawn7.bsky.social · 11/08/2024
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Lauren Singer @script-tease.bsky.social · 11/08/2024
Yup. Made it four years without being slimed. Got it last week on a bus. I was wearing an N95 mask. 😷
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Lauren Singer @script-tease.bsky.social · 10/08/2024
Asked if Mr. Trump might have confused the two California politicians because they are both Black, Mr. Brown said, “I wouldn’t want to conclude that he can’t tell Black people apart, because I’d hate for him to think that I’m Beyoncé.” And then he burst out laughing. 😂😂😂😂😂
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Lauren Singer @script-tease.bsky.social · 10/08/2024
Didn't we just have CatDay? Never mind. I don't care. #InternationalCatDay
My cat Basil being a good boy.
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Lauren Singer @script-tease.bsky.social · 10/08/2024
I too wish to visit your sister's house!!
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Steve Silberman @stevesilberman.bsky.social · 09/08/2024
What an absolute grotesque sh*t @washingtonpost.com's Kathleen Parker is. "Without her beauty, Harris might be joining Biden in retirement. All you have to do is imagine her spoken words coming from a less-attractive package. Or put her on radio."
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Lauren Singer @script-tease.bsky.social · 08/08/2024
The purist from Florida votes "nay".
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Lauren Singer @script-tease.bsky.social · 07/08/2024
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Lauren Singer @script-tease.bsky.social · 07/08/2024
👀 Who spiked my latte with rainbows and fairy dust? 🌈🧚️
Harris / Waltz intro rally
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