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DEF-G @scriban.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

This was the giveaway for the #SeaKraken home opener. Sure, it’s the NHL, but it’s still the NHL *in Seattle*

DEF-G @scriban.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Like, this could plausibly have been something your 2nd grader wrote in crayon on a worksheet they brought home from class that day.

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DEF-G @scriban.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

He's got the brain (and self-control) of a dim four year-old.

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DEF-G @scriban.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

All I can say as an Expos fan (RIP #NosAmours) is that I wish nothing but the worst on both the Phillies and the Braves. May you join the rest of the NL East in hell.

DEF-G @scriban.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

But he has all the degrees, Radley.

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DEF-G @scriban.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

OK, supplemental apology, b/c I neglected to mention that I'm a Montrealer living in Seattle, so there's going to be *twice* the annoying posts. Time for another #SeaKraken season. #SEAvsCGY

DEF-G @scriban.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Why's Whiskey Dick the default color of an emoji?

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DEF-G @scriban.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

lol one of Schmitt's dumdum twins was an intern at the "New Civil Liberties Alliance".

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DEF-G @scriban.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

OT, but why do none of these guys know how to *stand* like a normal person?

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DEF-G @scriban.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

True, but we're all now making daily use of stuff that didn't initially appear to have broadly-based utility, and was also far too expensive for most budgets.

DEF-G @scriban.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

From Threads (laudatory)

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DEF-G @scriban.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

What the fuck’s a gee-gee? #ChaGheill

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DEF-G @scriban.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

me at the job interview:

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DEF-G @scriban.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

You all look great and normal and not at all weird.

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DEF-G @scriban.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Twitter is the place to go when you want to follow an account that seems to be dedicated to two things: Beyoncé, and depicting Lady Gaga as an Israeli agent.

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DEF-G @scriban.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Me to the Republican Party:

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DEF-G @scriban.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Hmm…I think I see the strategy here.

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DEF-G @scriban.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

In Trump’s America, we would rather enrich the sanctioned enemies of democracy than engage in free and fair trade with our closest ally.

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DEF-G @scriban.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

You can never go wrong blocking Brazilians on this web site.

DEF-G @scriban.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Nice to be home with the boys. #VANvsSEA

DEF-G @scriban.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Carleton; definitely a top-two university in Ottawa. #ChaGheill

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Nobody poured concrete like Canada in the 60s. May I present just one of my daily nightmares as a teenage driver: the Turcot Interchange.

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The US is at war (trade and otherwise) with the world, and somehow Everton is still catching strays.

These guys are marketing geniuses.

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Huh. What a stupid thing to think and say.

DEF-G @scriban.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

This "reporter" will feel absolutely no shame, because he's a young Republican (ie, neo-Nazi) party activist. Propaganda and lies are what he's supposed to produce.

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DEF-G @scriban.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

The cowards enabling Trump are doing so with the expectation that they’ll be on top no matter which party’s in charge. They expect everyone in America, and the rest of the world to forget who the collaborators were, and to just fall back in line when things “return to normal.”

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DEF-G @scriban.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

*jerking off motion, in metric, and bilingual*

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DEF-G @scriban.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Yeah, didn't see Jacobin making a lot of noise about this: