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@screemonster.bsky.social
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Some sort of awful gremlin not a dedicated AD account or anything but might post rude stuff so 🔞

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Scree @screemonster.bsky.social · 2h
What in the goddamn
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Scree @screemonster.bsky.social · 2h
... this just made me think I should make a pro wrestler character who rips her shirt off and flexes before eating people (this is considered an illegal move)
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Scree @screemonster.bsky.social · 3h
newt rhymes with cute coincidence?
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Scree @screemonster.bsky.social · 4h
this is how it feels all the time when you're actually left handed
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Scree @screemonster.bsky.social · 4h
sometimes those things are john carpenter things
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Scree @screemonster.bsky.social · 4h
honestly I get this with a lot of characters, especially when it's people rushing to make fanart based off of, like, literally just a screenshot or something, and they just give every character the same generic horny personality like some sort of cum addicted shapeshifter mimicking people's bodies
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Scree @screemonster.bsky.social · 5h
a guy from elite dangerous with a pumpkin on his head at the window being a sicko
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Elder Scrolls Items @tes-itemsbot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Hot Goblin
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Scree @screemonster.bsky.social · 10h
twitter
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Scree @screemonster.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I have not played this game but I absolutely love the way the internet has latched onto and embraced this horrid little man
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Scree @screemonster.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
here are a variety of creatures although I should probably get a proper refsheet of Zoe the ghostcat but it's kinda awkward for a character whose primary visual trait is the forbidden alpha channel
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Scree @screemonster.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I read this post and started humming the mother brain theme without even thinking about it
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Scree @screemonster.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
gacha game about forum trolling call that umad musume
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Scree @screemonster.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
there is no form of poster more loathesome than the well actually reply guy
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Scree @screemonster.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
no more will people have to worry about some shithead stealing their fursona art to slap onto some shitty generic sex-addict chatbot
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Scree @screemonster.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
me seeing cute furry lady and being like "I want to be captured by that"
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Scree @screemonster.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I mean it does stand for biggest/little fur con
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Scree @screemonster.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
making someone big and round so they can make others thin and flat
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Scree @screemonster.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I have no mouth and I must scream (horny)
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Scree @screemonster.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
yeah it's literally in jeff's emails, he's talking about how they're great for sex trafficking because they're vulnerable to exploitation and nobody believes them if they speak up
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Scree @screemonster.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
the bit towards the end in the ancient los angeles vampire temple, they strap him into a weird sarcophagus thing with a wesley snipes shaped outline carved into it then slam the lid onto it
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Scree @screemonster.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I need to replace my washing machine soon and if they try to sell me one with wi-fi I am going to feed it to them
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Scree @screemonster.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
now thinking about that one bit from Blade
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Scree @screemonster.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
oh right I got my terms mixed up it's the "free state project" that's the new hampshire bear thing
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Scree @screemonster.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
isn't that where all the freepers were moving to back in 2010 to try and make some kind of libertarian paradise and then all their roads fell apart and their burbs got invaded by bears because nobody wanted to pay for garbage trucks
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Scree @screemonster.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
what was fun was being a ling player and having to deal with the whole "uhh well your book isn't coming out for another few years yet so we're just making your games a split canon"
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Scree @screemonster.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
what always gets me is when there's a natural disaster or something and you get people smugly going "well they deserved it for voting the way they did" as if gerrymandering isn't a thing or that the people most severely affected actually voted for the Bad Party
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Scree @screemonster.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
yeah, don't even have to follow through on it, just, yanno they're in there and they can't stop you
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Scree @screemonster.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
well now I need to play duke nukem 3d again
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Scree @screemonster.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
destruction 100
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Scree @screemonster.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
this happened to me with washing machines once
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Scree @screemonster.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
endo for bullying purposes is very fun and good
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Scree @screemonster.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
there was some stuff out there about people getting copyright strikes from them just for drawing any green sheep, not even their own copyrighted content, and if there's one thing the internet looooooooves it's abuse of copyright takedown notices
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Scree @screemonster.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
nooo noooooooo NOOOOOOOOOO internet celebrities aren't allowed to be real people they're supposed to perform their brand at all times reminds me of people screaming their childhood's ruined because someone from their favourite kid's show got a role in a film where they say swears
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Scree @screemonster.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I should contrive more excuses for my rabbit to ruin her broomstick's gas mileage
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Scree @screemonster.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
yes good yes good predbunnies are the best
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Scree @screemonster.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
oh no this is adorable
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Scree @screemonster.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I thought the penis was evil and its good counterpart was the gun did zardoz lie to me
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Scree @screemonster.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
the above post but edited into the bad dudes intro
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Scree @screemonster.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I dunno what webtoon this is but it reminded me of the live action ATLA director talking about how he's removing the problematic parts of sokka's character (and thus completely wrecking his character development by giving him nothing to develop)
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Scree @screemonster.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
the funny part is the people going "UGH CAN'T ANYONE TAKE A JOKE" the fuckin "just a prank bro" of standup
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Scree @screemonster.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Surprised blink, short stunlock for easy follow-up into a grapple
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Scree @screemonster.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Gob-omb
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Scree @screemonster.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
and if you're right and they don't like it then they downvote you
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Scree @screemonster.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I did a summer job on a dairy farm once and we had a cd player in the milking shed and found that the cows were noticeably more chill on the days we had the bob marley cd in they weren't particularly keen on NWA or Metallica (but that might have been because it was st anger)
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Scree @screemonster.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
cuddling and teasing about being food and playing tummy noises on your phone
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Scree @screemonster.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
what if that shirt was made of something stretchy and elastic so there was a bit of give to it but it was still clingy enough to pull taut and snug what then
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Scree @screemonster.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I love when you draw space and spaceships though
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Scree @screemonster.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
reminded of someone who used to play in the changeling game I was part of and her character was a trans man, specifically with the fae side being a man and appearing to all the other lings as a guy despite the mortal body being a woman he was also a troll so people learned not to misgender him fast
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Scree @screemonster.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
well, most of them are specifically more for doing than getting done to :p
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