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Screech (Ste) @screechyboy79.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Google confirms it happened .. I am not going mad! 😆

Screech (Ste) @screechyboy79.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

The 1990 hoax claimed that a revolutionary face cream made from rhinoceros spit could magically remove wrinkles from the face—with the comical side effect of transferring them down to your backside. Why do I still remember this 36 years later?

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Screech (Ste) @screechyboy79.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

It was Rhinos spit I just looked it up! Close 🤣

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Screech (Ste) @screechyboy79.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I can always remember falling for the That's Life skit about the face cream coming from Rhinos bums 😆 They don't make TV like that any more!

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Screech (Ste) @screechyboy79.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Its good fun, we are far from the best team around but we have a great laugh each week!

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Screech (Ste) @screechyboy79.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I captain a local pub darts team, its called a Robin Hood

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Screech (Ste) @screechyboy79.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Steve Gerrard Gerrard The Etihad cheats are toast Your medal is in the post Steve Gerrard Gerrard

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Screech (Ste) @screechyboy79.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I mean it kind of is but still better than the slop on TV most nights

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Screech (Ste) @screechyboy79.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I found it occasionally amusing and it reminded me of things I had long forgotten! Didn't love it or hate it

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Screech (Ste) @screechyboy79.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Now go and visit the rest of the squad please 😆

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Screech (Ste) @screechyboy79.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

It's a dull watch again, might go and mow my lawn

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Screech (Ste) @screechyboy79.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Anyone else just sat watching the Dom wonder goal on loop? Utterly mesmerizing 😍

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Screech (Ste) @screechyboy79.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I'm with Will... Whisky will keep the infection away or at least that's what I tell my wife!

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Screech (Ste) @screechyboy79.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I thought players asking for cards was now deemed to be a yellow card offense? That's about the tenth time Simeone Jnr has done it the cock end

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Reuben Armstrong @reubenarmstrong.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

That backheel

Was that Bobby Firmino? No it was Ronald Araujo!

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Screech (Ste) @screechyboy79.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Before people start their detailed expert analysis of Rio on the RW can we please remember he is 18 and it's not his natural position!

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Screech (Ste) @screechyboy79.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Turkish Airlines will take some getting used too, it could be worse I guess 🤷🏻‍♂️

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Screech (Ste) @screechyboy79.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

How many kids have they had? because I've never once thought to myself I might request another kick in the bollocks 😆

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Screech (Ste) @screechyboy79.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

It stinks to high heaven, the inconsistency from one game and one week to the next is infuriating!

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Screech (Ste) @screechyboy79.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Having reviewed the penalty shout on Gakpo it's clear we were wronged... I am fully expecting another PGMOL apology letter to add to our growing collection. You should be able to trade them in for points at the end of the season!

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Screech (Ste) @screechyboy79.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

VAR intervened because of a clear and obvious, ref went to the monitor... Who asked him or them to look at the offside?

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Screech (Ste) @screechyboy79.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

I've got to mention Gakpo... Given all the speculation last week and the criticism he has had (from myself included) he was excellent first half

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Screech (Ste) @screechyboy79.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

You've got this Elaine, wishing you a speedy and full recovery

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Screech (Ste) @screechyboy79.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

As disappointed as I am with our transfer window not plugging all the gaps in our squad I look over at our neighbours and it gives me great comfort... Could be worse lol

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Screech (Ste) @screechyboy79.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Kinell' he could paddle a canoe up Niagara Falls!

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Screech (Ste) @screechyboy79.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

I'm still reeling we let Diaz go so easily, poor bit of business that and we have missed him massively.

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Screech (Ste) @screechyboy79.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

So, is that our transfer window done? Will there be any surprises? 🤞🏻

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Screech (Ste) @screechyboy79.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Great question, all of the above I suspect.

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Screech (Ste) @screechyboy79.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

We will have pissed him off in the process but we needed to keep him imo and not weaken our fragile squad further. Hopefully he is professional enough to pull his socks up and crack on

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Screech (Ste) @screechyboy79.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

And for the record I hope you are right!

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Screech (Ste) @screechyboy79.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

I admire your confidence in us getting a replacement considering it has taken us all summer to almost not quite maybe sign Barcola.

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Screech (Ste) @screechyboy79.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

No he has literally been crap for one season... We are two games into this one and he has a goal and an assist to his name. Sell him abroad, sell him to Spurs but we shouldn't be bolstering the ranks of our rivals to the detriment of our own squad depth.

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Screech (Ste) @screechyboy79.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Why the fuck would City be after him then?

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Screech (Ste) @screechyboy79.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

He was excellent in his first season, terrible last season but frankly who wasn't? You don't strengthen rivals... End of

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Screech (Ste) @screechyboy79.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

It's been going on so long and with the lack of other signings, I'm honestly underwhelmed... We could sign a Messi Regen right now and it wouldn't be enough

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Screech (Ste) @screechyboy79.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Barcola isn't going to be enough to appease this fan base it's not even the bare minimum... they had better have something pretty fucking special planned!

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Screech (Ste) @screechyboy79.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Me too... We need strength in depth and we have weakened across the park. Barcola can't fix all this

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Screech (Ste) @screechyboy79.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

You don't sell to a rival, it's a fucking disgrace

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