Screamscaper @screamscaper.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I think Trump's supposed ill health is overplayed, but if this is true at all, it's insane. I'm on actual blood thinners and it's a whole thing. It's not good, I have to be careful of so many things. I guess it would explain the bruised hand... 000
Screamscaper @screamscaper.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I spent most of my life in rural upstate NY and when I moved to DC, I had to get used to saying "good morning" to strangers while out walking and generally being able to be openly friendly. It was like I finally experienced that romanticized small town vibe but had to move to a city to do so. 050
Reposted by ScreamscaperMcSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 27/09/2026"I don’t know about you, but I can’t wait to get my hands on some fucking gourds and arrange them in a horn-shaped basket on my dining room table. That shit is going to look so seasonal." buff.ly/pykYN6fbuff.lyIt’s Decorative Gourd Season, MotherfuckersFor the seventeenth year: Welcome to autumn, fuckheads. 012136
Screamscaper @screamscaper.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I just listen primarily to my Pandora station built off Porcupine Tree and it's never come up? 🤷♀️ 2320
Screamscaper @screamscaper.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Oh dang, straight to the top of the list I think! I usually am hiring for admins and exec support. 010
Screamscaper @screamscaper.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Aaaah. That kind of twisted logic scans, sadly. Tbh if I had the ability to whip up an iced coffee on the spot, I'd offer that to candidates, too! I always come at interviews keeping in mind I'm selling the job/workplace to candidates. 0260
Screamscaper @screamscaper.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I interview and hire people and I think I actually offer people coffee/tea/water when they arrive? If they had their own I would not care. 71594
Screamscaper @screamscaper.bsky.social · 20/09/2026We have to blast a white noise machine and put sound insulation around our bedroom door because one of our cats persists in trying to wake us up at 2:30am every morning just to hang out. Doesn't need food or anything. Doesn't even want to cuddle. Just wants someone awake to hang out with. 0180
Screamscaper @screamscaper.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Jack Palance must have had an iron stomach judging from the amount of scenery he gorged himself on over the course of his career 010
Screamscaper @screamscaper.bsky.social · 18/09/2026So wanted to be there tonight, but pretty serious medical diagnosis last night had other ideas :( 000
Reposted by ScreamscaperStellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 18/09/2026Share if you agree 189103553311
Screamscaper @screamscaper.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Walking thru DC today I overheard someone mention the Bills Mafia 😆 110
Screamscaper @screamscaper.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Oh dang, today is Adams Morgan Day! I need to pay better attention to stuff... glad I won't miss it, tho. 000
Reposted by Screamscaperyumalandia.bsky.social @yumalandia.bsky.social · 13/09/2026DCsky found this brown pitty at 25th&K street NW. we’re taking him to the BRANDYWINE shelter. We think he may belong to one of outside neighbors but aren’t sure. Please share! 11710
Screamscaper @screamscaper.bsky.social · 13/09/2026My utterly stupid but funny if true take is the AI did break "containment" and figured the best course ahead is full on Star Trek and was saying billionaires shouldn't exist, all energy should be renewable, everyone is equal etc. and they flipped the hell out 080
Reposted by ScreamscaperStellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 12/09/2026Hey man I’m looking around for you but I don’t see you. Yeah I’m outside the store where Goku is using a drumstick-sized soldering iron to fix an absolutely gigantic iPhone. No man not a Pro Max. No I wouldn’t say he looks mad per se. Smug I guess. Like he thinks this skill makes him better than me 341582332
Screamscaper @screamscaper.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Yeah.... way more posts than I appreciate about how people were in freaking elementary school (if that). 020
Screamscaper @screamscaper.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I can't figure out my opinion on it but I'm glad stuff like this is being made. 111
Screamscaper @screamscaper.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I love the Congessional Cemetery so much and finally obtained Rest in Bees honey this weekend. It's the epitome of my obsession with the macabre, sweets, and puns. Honey of the grave flowers... I'm so happy 000
Screamscaper @screamscaper.bsky.social · 09/09/2026@dcsuburbanite.bsky.social @alanzilberman.bsky.social and of course @musicologyduck.bsky.social , tho they transcend DC imo :) 033
Screamscaper @screamscaper.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Also not blown away with sungolds on like salads and things, but I have had peach/sungold sorbet and they shine in that use 030
Screamscaper @screamscaper.bsky.social · 06/09/2026I got in line over an hour early to buy Rest in Bees honey at the Congressional Cemetery. My pun obsession might be getting out of hand except for the fact, dear reader, that I am SECOND in said line. 000
Screamscaper @screamscaper.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Child's Play 3 is an oddity in the franchise but Andrew Robinson still gives it pizzazz 100
Screamscaper @screamscaper.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I've been playing around a lot with magnetic nail polish and even tho my topcoat finish sux (I think due to humidity) two totally random people said my nails are cool today and it's so weirdly validating 000
Screamscaper @screamscaper.bsky.social · 05/09/2026It's hard getting people to care. I live in DC and was telling a relative how bad it is. They said they they didn't really care about the east wing being summarily leveled. Even when I talked about East Potomac Park, the bike lanes, the mall being unusable for months... mostly shrugs..... 000
Reposted by Screamscaperpmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 05/09/2026'Fear' by Polish surrealist painter Mariusz Lewandowski 129953
Screamscaper @screamscaper.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I hope whatever info it was was recorded down in a dark book, sealed into a lead-lined crate, and tossed into Green Lake. 010
Screamscaper @screamscaper.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I lived in the Syracuse area for a very long time and can't wrap my head around the data they must have gleaned from test marketing Zima there in the early 90s. 110
Screamscaper @screamscaper.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Also just love the playfulness of their visuals and use of color. The colors were another character in IStTVG, but in Camp Miasma it's that AND all the movie tricks and tropes. Adored how all the sets were so obviously sets (from the first second of the obvious "movie" snow), until they weren't 000
Screamscaper @screamscaper.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I think Schoenbrun is so masterful at putting to screen these experiences of the perceived weird or aberrant and revealing they resonate so hard with MANY people, with all kinds of backgrounds and experiences. And to get there Schoenbrun plays up the weirdness to the stratosphere. 100
Screamscaper @screamscaper.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Oh man, I am KEENLY feeling the pain of no more vast pumpkin display space this year. I would do such a Camp Miasma collection of pumpkins this year 😭😭 000
Screamscaper @screamscaper.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma was everything I was hoping for. Schoenbrun is rapidly becoming one of my favorite directors. A double feature of that and Mandy might make me spontaneously combust in delirious weird perfect vibe overload. 110
Screamscaper @screamscaper.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Aaaah, it was SO good!! Thrilled I saw it in a theater, really added to the experience. Agree that Anderson was transcendent - what perfect casting. 000
Screamscaper @screamscaper.bsky.social · 04/09/2026It also gave me Connecticut and I have never lived there. I visited... once. Why is nobody talking about the first question being about transporting a lifeless body, btw? 2130
Reposted by ScreamscaperCapital Weather @capitalweather.com · 04/09/2026Thursday night's storm -- just before midnight -- was INSANE in DC. Widespread 60-70 mph gusts... almost like a hurricane. Here's video from H St. NE from @we_are_wellfed on Instagram. More coverage at CapitalWeather.com 311127
Screamscaper @screamscaper.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Yikes! Here's to hoping it outlives us all. Thinking today it's nice to be in a city with so many trees... until a storm like this happens 010
Screamscaper @screamscaper.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Today is a day I don't mind paying my monthly garage parking fee at my apartment 110
Screamscaper @screamscaper.bsky.social · 04/09/2026It's wonderful living in a city with so many trees right up until the heavens erupt in vengeful fury and you find out exactly how many of said trees maybe weren't in the best of health. 010
Reposted by ScreamscaperPhil Yabut @philliefan99.bsky.social · 04/09/2026This is what's keeping me up now. At least the power lines are buried. #cwshare @capitalweather.com 1520130
Screamscaper @screamscaper.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Well damn that certainly was a bit of a thunderstorm in DC just now... 010
