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screamlet @screamlet.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i FINISHED BOOKS this month!!!!
September 2026 storygraph write-up: 4 books, 1091 pages, average rating 3.31
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screamlet @screamlet.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
my knockoff hobonichi weeks coming apart at the literal seam two months before i can move into next year's planner- hey!!! keep it together!!!! (there's an extra outer plastic cover that'll help *but still*)
book binding coming apart at the literal seams
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screamlet @screamlet.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
starting a collection
new york times paywall blocking duncan sheik's obituary
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screamlet @screamlet.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
did this spiky-haired infant know that one day he'd have, like, so many fucking watches
debut hobi in 2013 with tall spiky hair and a gold chain holding a microphone that says "j-hope"2026 hobi with tall spiky hair and two very expensive watches
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screamlet @screamlet.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
can't wait to learn about this new ca-
national geographic article about a cat with 50% of the cat blocked off by a demand to "enter your email to read this article"
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screamlet @screamlet.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
me, opening instagram: how could that possibly be tr-
hoseok wearing a leather hat made exclusively for homosexuals and i cannot describe it, it looks like a painter's cap but also the coolest mom at the PTA meeting but also it's leather also hoseok looks beautiful and is smiling as always
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screamlet @screamlet.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
i've been choking on the bounty at the namseok buffet since they came back from the military. we're allowed to be friends now?!
hobi showing his wallet (ans giant Louis Vuitton bag), narrating: "and inside i have pokémon cards namjoon gave me"hobi holding up a pokémon card: "a unique cubone"
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screamlet @screamlet.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
the world is what it is but: taehyung
jimin, taehyung, and namjoon on stage: jimin looking like a windswept angel, namjoon looking away, and taehyung standing between them looking into the camera like he's a chuck jones cartoon and he knows exactly what you're thinking
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screamlet @screamlet.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
NAMJOON NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
namjoon in toronto maple leafs gear, like actual hockey gear, helmet jersey pants gloves skates stick, girl what are you doing
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screamlet @screamlet.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?
namjoon and taehyung on the i-land show, taehyung is talking into a microphone emphatically while namjoon has put his head down, all the way down, in exasperation
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screamlet @screamlet.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
what the hell man who looks like this
jin at baltimore day 2 holding up an "I ♥️ bts" sign and making a heartjin at baltimore day 2 holding up an "I ♥️ bts" sign and making a heart
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screamlet @screamlet.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
a complicated man! (book 17, 122-132)
from book 17 of emily wilson's odyssey translation, menelaus to telemachus as relayed to penelope: "when menelaus asked why i had come to glorious sparta, i told him the truth in detail, and he answered, "stupid cowards! the bed they want to lie down in belongs to someone truly resolute. as when a deer lays down her newborn suckling fawns inside the leafy den of some firrce lion, and goes off to the slopes and grassy valleys to graze. then he comes back to his own bed and cruelly destroys both little ones. so odysseus will destroy them all."
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screamlet @screamlet.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
The Ancient Texts
tumblr screenshot: tech enthusiasts say, "everything in my house is wired to the internet of things! i control it all from my smartphone! my smart-house is bluetooth enabled and i gav give it voice commands via alexa! i love the future!
programmers/engineers say, "the most recent piece of technology i own is a printer from 2004 and i keep a loaded gun ready to shoot it if it ever makes an unexpected noise."tweet from april 21, 2024, by janel comeau @/verybadllama: 
what i thought dating a software engineer would be like: honey i got an AI robot maid to do all our cooking for us."
what a dating a software engineer is actually like: "if that microwave connects to the internet we're heating all our food with a blowtorch from now on."
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screamlet @screamlet.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
3 / 4 / 2ish
Titled "Settle This Debate" and below is three rows showing coffee, toast and steak labeled 1-6.
First row is six cups of coffee.
1. Black
2. Extra Strong
3. Strong
4. Medium
5. Weak
6. Extra Weak
Second row is six slices of toast
1. Untoasted
2. Light
3. Golden
4. Medium
5. Dark
6. Burnt
Third row is six cuts of steak
1. Rare
2. Medium rare
3. Medium
4. Medium Well
5. Well Done
6. Very Well Done
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screamlet @screamlet.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
actually wait found these at walmart a few months ago, we're good here
picture from walmart bookshelf: titles: "a courtship for the amish nanny" "carnival cold case" and "justice unleashed"
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screamlet @screamlet.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
they were having a great time!
jimin and taehyung in sleeveless shirts singing to "idol" jimin's eyes are closed as he sings and his elf hair is at its full strength. taehyung is having a great time!jimin and taehyung walking together, jimin's hand on taehyung's shoulder, both of them are very sweaty and it shows jimin and taehyung in sleeveless shirts, taehyung with a neon green windbreaker tied around his waist. taehyung is singing while jimin looks on smugly and proudly
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screamlet @screamlet.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
huh i did not expect these to be so complementary with each other (and a pleasantly accurate surprise on the trans flag vibes)
My Big 3 + Venus Pantone palette: Libra Sun, Capricorn Moon, Gemini Rising, Libra Venus - #D986A8 #5C6571 #63B6D5 #E8B3C6. Made with pantonecolors.net/pantone-birth-chart #big3 #pantonechallenge #zodiacpantone
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screamlet @screamlet.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
this next week, or month, is going to be so long and so absurd
snippet of the imdb page for the odyssey 2026: director: christopher nolan. writers: christopher nolan and homer
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screamlet @screamlet.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
god's strongest soldiers are actually the fans in these sections who spent 2/3 of the concert in the blazing sun
crowd view of tottenham hotspur stadium and the large portion of the upper decks in the sun
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screamlet @screamlet.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
idk man, it's jungkook and he's beautiful???
jungkook singing wearing a dark grey tank and green jacket, with damp hair hanging in his face
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screamlet @screamlet.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
jinkook did jinkook tonight, don't even worry about it
jin blowing a kiss while jungkook sticks his gold microphone against his mouth
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screamlet @screamlet.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
there was only one belt?????
hobi in a bright yellow tank top and a brown hat with a belt on the brim
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screamlet @screamlet.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
night 2: loverboys
jin singing wearing a sheep hattaehyung in a calico loverboy hat
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screamlet @screamlet.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
my phone literally ran out of storage during the concert so consider this shot a miracle
jimin in a puppykitty hat waving good night
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screamlet @screamlet.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
worth it 🥹💜
jungkook carrying jin around the stage as they laugh
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screamlet @screamlet.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
hardest working churro pigeon in london
pigeon with a churro
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screamlet @screamlet.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
have to recommend this guy because it's one of the few gel pens that doesn't smear when writing left-handed and also it is so short and cute. it's almost impractically small in my hand but that and the color are what make it decadent www.jetpens.com/Uni-ball-One...
Uni-ball One P Gel Pen - 0.5 mm - Banana Body
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screamlet @screamlet.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
wait i'm a dummy how quickly we forget the girlfriend (gender neutral) era, jesus christ
jungkook in a black and white calvin klein ad, looking very androgynous with his long shaggy hair as he smiles at the camera
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screamlet @screamlet.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
it's not that i wasn't fully on the jungkook express before but since they came back from enlistment i think i understand the whole "when did my brain become molten lava and why is he smiling about it" jungkook thing (gifs @/jung-koook on tumblr) jung-koook.tumblr.com/post/8193268...
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screamlet @screamlet.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
good boy jimin in his white shirt and hands on his hips smiling his good boy smile
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screamlet @screamlet.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
💜💜💜
bts in the 2020 winter package taking a group picture, surrounding yoongi with the caption "hug him, hug him" (as they hug him)
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screamlet @screamlet.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
actually endearing how bad they are at fake laughing
bts in their purple oreo commercial, jimin looking surprised that you caught him eating an oreo while the six other clowns (badly, so very very badly) pretend to laugh
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screamlet @screamlet.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
ok i'm not insane- at some point it was january 2023 and this happened and i was Fine
ovechkin and crosby at the all star game skating with ovechkin's son between them
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screamlet @screamlet.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
it was january 2017 and i had never felt more alive
crosby and ovechkin in their respective uniforms at the all star game, sitting together and smiling for the camera
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screamlet @screamlet.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
this is the 2023 all star game all over again
crosby and ovechkin in their respective uniforms posing and smilingmeme: house with a giant spray painted sign outside that says WELCOME HOME CHEATER
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screamlet @screamlet.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
If you're reading this, drop a pic of the member that caught your attention first. it's The Boy as pictured in The Boy Book (map of the soul on:e concept photobook set)
hobi lying on a bed of feathers (literally) staring at the camera longingly
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screamlet @screamlet.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
jinkook forever
jin and jungkook in their winter outfits together on a couch. JK is leaning on jin and screaming while jin disassociates and moans. caption: "all right, let's go [these two clearly have no intention of going]"
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screamlet @screamlet.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
gifmakers where are you. gifmakers please. your fandom and hobi biases need you. please #RunBTS
hobi doing a foot volleyball serve with his bent wrist doing something incredible as namjoon watches in awe hobi bumping the volleyball back over the net with his head and his whole body is flying like a beautiful bird (but balanced on the tiptoe of one foot)
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screamlet @screamlet.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
hobi lying on the floor with his feet up against the wall. caption: "why am i doing this? i'm a singer."
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screamlet @screamlet.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
lol hoseok, what do i do with you!!!!!!!!!! www.youtube.com/watch?v=EyhQ...
hobi in a soft pink louis vuitton outfit, asking: "does his heart still beat?"
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screamlet @screamlet.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
ready ready ready
screenshot from bon voyage 1, the guys (minus namjoon) sitting in chairs by a lake, captioned with someone saying "i think... we're all kind of idiots."
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screamlet @screamlet.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
deep in my photos and found a picture from hobi's brief role as "the male protagonist's dead wife in a dream he had about their last christmas together"
hobi dressed all in white and ethereally lit as he looks off camera, a snowy christmas street behind him
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screamlet @screamlet.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
he is like. the silliest boy. it's devastating.
jungkook playing a perspective trick so it looks like he's pouring a watering can onto namjoon in a lifeguard stand, who's blocking it with an umbrella. jungkook looks very proud of himselfjungkook singing as he pours water from a watering can
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screamlet @screamlet.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
there is so much happening in this one frame
poolside suits again: hobi lost to the microphone again, namjoon looking like a secret service lifeguard, and tae looking over his shoulder at hobi like he's just discovered food or water for the first time
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screamlet @screamlet.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
this was for me
hobi and namjoon in suits by a pool singing/looking So Incredibly Cool never doubt how COOL they are they're SO COOL!!!!!!!! namjoon has sunglasses, hobi is lost to the microphone
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screamlet @screamlet.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Seek the Ancient Texts
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screamlet @screamlet.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
ugh can you believe namseok did this for me
namseok in a desolate hallway after playing rock-paper-scissors; hobi won and is pumping his fist while namjoon stares at him with a hand (paper) out, also desolate (emotionally)
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screamlet @screamlet.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
#TheTraitorsUS god they're really everything to me
tara lipinski and johnny weir in elegant black and white outfits at the traitors reunion
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screamlet @screamlet.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
these are so unsettling!!!! i'm not strong enough for taehyung to be my bias
a disembodied pair of leather boots climbing the stairs
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screamlet @screamlet.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
like the least surprising result lol bts-quiz.figma.site
Quiz result: You are RM. You move through the world thoughtfully and with intention. You value growth and meaning.
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