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Dr. Cliff (Site-15)

@scp-drcliff.bsky.social
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SCP Foundation Sr. Researcher of the Site 15 Scientifics Dept. He/Him

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Dr. Cliff (Site-15) @scp-drcliff.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
There are days, sometimes even weeks, where I can't help but think having a ton of tiny mechanical arms would be really helpful for some of the delicate work we do here. Maybe the Adeptus Mechanicus are doing something right. But I'll hold off on the flying skull servants. Mhmm no thank you.
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Dr. Cliff (Site-15) @scp-drcliff.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
You'd be surprised how often "just shoot it into the sun" would not only NOT work, but make things worse by several orders of magnitude, when it comes to containing anomalies. It's basically a coin toss between "you made the anomaly mad" and "you made the sun mad". #scp #containment
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Dr. Cliff (Site-15) @scp-drcliff.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Trading Card Game idea: In future, scientists discover that there are actually tiny subatomic little creatures. They capture and enbiggen these creatures to the size of dogs and have them playfully battle. Instead of elemental typing, we use up, down, strange, charm, bottom, and top. QuarkWars!
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Dr. Cliff (Site-15) @scp-drcliff.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
🎶"If I were not in the SCP, Something else I'd like to be. If I were not in the SCP, A window-cleaner, me! With a rub-a-dub-dub and a scrub-a-dub-dub, And a rub-a-dub all day long. With a rub-a-dub-dub and a scrub-a-dub-dub, I'd sing this merry song!"🎶 #scp #site-15
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Dr. Cliff (Site-15) @scp-drcliff.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Incredibly weird vibes in the lab today... Well every day since we got it back. We still don't know if it was physically displaced or there was some other reason no one could find it. But ever since it got back, it feels off. #scp #site-15
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Dr. Cliff (Site-15) @scp-drcliff.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
An .AIC running in one of these little critters would be adorable I'll take 12.
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Dr. Cliff (Site-15) @scp-drcliff.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Fell asleep in my office last night, and abruptly learned when the facility alarm tests are scheduled. I must have looked like a madman tearing out of my office, bleary-eyed and half-awake before I got a clue. #scp #site-15
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Dr. Cliff (Site-15) @scp-drcliff.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
It's the computer's version of laying in bed and suddenly remembering that dumb thing you said or did 10 years ago before you go to sleep.
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Dr. Cliff (Site-15) @scp-drcliff.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
It has been a long two weeks, but I'm back. My lab had a bit of an... Unforseen hiatus here at Site-15. And by that, I don't mean that the entire lab staff got vacation time. We uh... We kind of lost the lab itself. It's back now though. #scp
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Dr. Cliff (Site-15) @scp-drcliff.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
"Thank you for your consideration" is such a gotcha way to end an email or memo. If they've read that far already, you won. You tricked them into considering, and now you're smugly rubbing it in. And there's nothing they can do.
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Dr. Cliff (Site-15) @scp-drcliff.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
I hope he's okay
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Dr. Cliff (Site-15) @scp-drcliff.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
"...I mean, sure. It's POSSIBLE that there's a universe where orienting the toilet paper under isn't completely idiotic. ... Well then why don't we find it and you can go live there? You'd be a deity to those heathens, Osmand. And turn the damn rec-" #scp #candidcliff
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Dr. Cliff (Site-15) @scp-drcliff.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
Was doing a quick refresher on several anomalies we have here and at a few sister-sites. It occurred to me that there are a LOT more of them that you can eat than I would expect. Like, having one edible paranatural object or entity would be insane, but there's like ten. #scp #foodie
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Dr. Cliff (Site-15) @scp-drcliff.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
It feels like it's been 2 years but we've only just hit August. The amount of new intake and anomalies pending designation has started to grind almost all lab work to a halt. I haven't seen a movie in theaters in... Like a year?
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Dr. Cliff (Site-15) @scp-drcliff.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
I'm all for calling the shitty "AI" or bots clankers. But you may encounter some confusion, as it's also a less-common term used to refer to members of the Cogwork Orthodox Church. Noisy rust buckets that they are... #scp #CotBG #TMYK
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Dr. Cliff (Site-15) @scp-drcliff.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Every couple of days I'm reminded that the inside of a lab is the place I am meant to be. I was on the couch in the break room yesterday and got a cramp in my leg just from sitting there. I wouldn't survive in the wild. Besides, there's enough danger contained here too. #scp #insideperson
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Dr. Cliff (Site-15) @scp-drcliff.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
Brain is fried. Dr Osmand was at the top of his bullshit game today and I have zero idea if the nonsense he was yammering about was cognitohazardous or not because I can't stop replaying that conversation in my head I'm inches away from forging a site transfer request with Osmand's name on it. #scp
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Dr. Cliff (Site-15) @scp-drcliff.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
If you tag anything with "AIart" or "midjourney" or whatever, it's an instant block. There's no such thing as an "AI artist" and you are a pathetic waste. Pick up a fucking pencil.
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Dr. Cliff (Site-15) @scp-drcliff.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
Sometimes I get in my own head thinking about my own body. Like, "me" is just a little clump of pink spaghetti piloting a flesh mecha that I can never leave. Or how if I wore a skeleton costume, I'd be a skin Oreo.
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Dr. Cliff (Site-15) @scp-drcliff.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Popped open a fresh bag of tortilla chips to dip in my cottage cheese. Then realized I had no more chip clips available. So I asked the nice machine that lives 4 feet from my desk and 15 minutes later I had a chip clip to keep my chips fresh. 3d printing is so cool.
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Lissa, the Bonita variety @bonitalissa.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
This is starting noooowwwwwwww
a selfie of myself, smiling, with red lipstick, a green shirt that says "Clever" and a colorful star birthday crown.
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Dr. Cliff (Site-15) @scp-drcliff.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Abiotic Factor is finally out of EA, and overall, I still really enjoy the game. Sure, I might get uncomfortable flashbacks to a few of the breaches here at Site-15.... Especially during the Security Wing section... But it's great and you should have a look! #AbioticFactor #Scp
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Dr. Cliff (Site-15) @scp-drcliff.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
I just checked and the techs assured me that there is no evidence of any data cross-contamination between our database and possible LLM scrapeable sources. "100% air gapped as per protocol" was the phrase.
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Dr. Cliff (Site-15) @scp-drcliff.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Was looking into some other #ttrpg systems for fun, and stumbled on Lancer. I was a little dismayed to find their whole "Eldritch math God Ra" arc was... Well it was basically ripped whole-cloth from an actual breach at Site-15. Except we did our job and got the good ending. #scp #lancer
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Dr. Cliff (Site-15) @scp-drcliff.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
I have a submission for @thelouvreof.bsky.social
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Dr. Cliff (Site-15) @scp-drcliff.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
I'm going to need the name of that hospital. Our D-Class are (nearly) all death row inmates, and I'm sure the UIU would like a word with the administration of any hospital that has a similar fatality rate.
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Dr. Cliff (Site-15) @scp-drcliff.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
We definitely aren't real, sadly.
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Dr. Cliff (Site-15) @scp-drcliff.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Normalize wearing lab coats in public. They're light, breathable, water and stain resistant, and they cut a mean figure.
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Dr. Cliff (Site-15) @scp-drcliff.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
Got exceptionally high over the weekend and ended up watching the Speed Racer movie in an utter trance. Just an absolutely insane movie. Definitely made my evening. Also I was off the clock on PTO, so no one better complain about how "I'm a senior researcher and I have to set an example blah blah"
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Dr. Cliff (Site-15) @scp-drcliff.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
I demand we normalize carrying a little toy buddy around in your pocket all day, especially if you're an adult.
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Dr. Cliff (Site-15) @scp-drcliff.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
You ever noticed how cute animals tend to become some form of horrifying alien when they yawn? Like, they just morph into something kind of off-putting in a way you can't put your finger on? There's a reason for that, but I'm not at liberty to say. #scp
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Dr. Cliff (Site-15) @scp-drcliff.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Currently, they're being held in a separate facility. The two most likely scenarios, to me, are that either -079 has somehow gotten access to the Intranet of site-15 or... Dr. Osmand simply thought it would be funny to teach the spiteful little computer more insults
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Dr. Cliff (Site-15) @scp-drcliff.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Today during testing, -079 called me an "ugly bag of mostly water". I'm used to insults from the impertinent thing, but I'm growing concerned by its reference to a Star Trek episode it should have zero knowledge of. #scp #scp-079
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Dr. Cliff (Site-15) @scp-drcliff.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
Forget the Summer of Smiles. We must undertake the Smile Century.
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Dr. Cliff (Site-15) @scp-drcliff.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Undercover in the McDonald's bathroom waiting for the GOC schmucks to get their burgers and leave. Fuck, I hate field work. I'm a senior researcher! Why did they not send an actual agent?? At least the wifi is ok. #scp #shhh
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Dr. Cliff (Site-15) @scp-drcliff.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
Congratulations, that was one of the weakest, most flaccid excuses I've seen someone spew for getting caught using ""A.I."". You know all you had to do to avoid this is continue using placeholder text that people have been using for almost half a century.
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Dr. Cliff (Site-15) @scp-drcliff.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
Any chance of also getting a figure of SCP-131 ("Eye Pods") someday too? Our department has been obsessed with the little guys, so I had to ask.
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Dr. Cliff (Site-15) @scp-drcliff.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
Pataphysical anomalies like this are actually more common than most might think. It's not my area, so I'm unsure of the specifics, but there are theories that our universe is simply a fiction written by an external being. If that were the case, we would be the living document. #scp #pataphysics
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Discordia Comic Shop @discordiacomicshop.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
SCP-999 the Tickle Monster Everyone’s favorite Anomaly is here! With SCP Foundation Comics, Patches and More! kck.st/3Zb7jJQ #SCPfoundation #SCP999
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Dr. Cliff (Site-15) @scp-drcliff.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
These two terms are often used interchangeably, but are actually separate phenomena. A cognitohazard is effective when perceived by one of the five senses. An infohazard's effects are contained within information about the hazard itself. One is perceived, the other infects knowledge itself.
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Dr. Cliff (Site-15) @scp-drcliff.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
I only post on Bsky from my office because it's part of my job to do so. You, on the other hand, seem to enjoy being a public laughingstock on company time.
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Dr. Cliff (Site-15) @scp-drcliff.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
bsky.app/profile/thed... 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
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Dr. Cliff (Site-15) @scp-drcliff.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
The fact that current """"A.I."""" is basically just a Speak-and-Spell with an internet connection, and every stupid C-Suite will cream the company jeans over it would be a lot more funny... y'know, if not for the lives it's ruining, environment it's destroying, and grifts it's enabling.
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Dr. Cliff (Site-15) @scp-drcliff.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
Funnily enough, this was one of the initial testing methods for targeted memory amnestics. Since the memory of a game is fairly broad, encompasses several thought matrices, and isn't integral to the test subject, it was the perfect target for erasure.
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Dr. Cliff (Site-15) @scp-drcliff.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
Had a PTO request for the 4th of July on the books for MONTHS. But I'm told some new testing equipment needs to be set up and calibrated that day so I have to come in... Then I find Dr. Osmand has the entire week off. I swear, he's GOT to have blackmail on someone. It's the only way. #scp
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Dr. Cliff (Site-15) @scp-drcliff.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Would you believe that we've got anomalous versions of about two-thirds of these in storage awaiting classification right now. And it's not the ones you'd expect. #scp
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Orteil @orteil42.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
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Dr. Cliff (Site-15) @scp-drcliff.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
I can honestly say the concept has definitely been the subject of a few meetings, but we do not commit an army of .AIC's to the problem. We just use one. And it's such a simple job, the other 3/4 of its time is spent coming up with new filters for SnapChat Photos.
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Dr. Cliff (Site-15) @scp-drcliff.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
I cannot be the only one that walks from a deeply chilly A/C environ into the hellish outdoor heatwave and immediately feels a little sick.
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Dr. Cliff (Site-15) @scp-drcliff.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
God, the Wilson's Wildlife guys are such losers. Thank God we have the Boring Agreement to keep them occupied. ...and I guess to contain a couple freaky animals, but seriously. Wilson folks are just.... painfully droll. #scp #boring
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