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Scout @scoutsilico.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

My shit-bag right-wing coworker, who cheered USAID'S defunding, made a comment about Dylan Mulvaney being unstable today confirming to me that all he does is pay attention to culture war bullshit that's pedaled to him by Fox News.

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Scout @scoutsilico.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

So are Republicans essentially rigging an election by pulling a Weekend At Bernie's style caper with the most turtle of Senators, Mitch?

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Bernie's Poolside Chill

ALT: Bernie's Poolside Chill

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Scout @scoutsilico.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Gen Z really do say "lowkey" in basically every sentence. It's like, totally whack.

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Scout @scoutsilico.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

I don't like AI LLMs but I do want to know what kind of DnD session we could get. Pick one for GM and the rest as players and see how fast Grok decides to take the Inn by force and begin taking over the town.

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Scout @scoutsilico.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Good old 4th of July. The holiday where Americans blow off their hands die by drunk driving, start fires and wildfires, and cover our beaches and neighborhood streets with garbage. 🇺🇸

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Scout @scoutsilico.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

This is so sad but I love it

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adamatomic @adamatomic.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

games have been huge success. thats why we're firing every one who makes games. also we are going to make it so players can no longer buy games

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Scout @scoutsilico.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

I hope Eastern Washington gets soaked with rain all weekend.

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Scout @scoutsilico.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Ya know, if I lived somewhere else I might have stopped at a clinic and had an x-ray of my toe done but since I live in the US I'll just go with the "It doesn't feel broken and I can walk on it" diagnosis.

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Scout @scoutsilico.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

Crime Boss: Rockay City is only $2 right now and I think I can justify that cost for whatever experience that might end up being.

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Scout @scoutsilico.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

And one of their favorite troglodytes gets up and claims that Michelle Obama is a man because, big surprise, another UFC fighter happens to be a huge racist piece of shit. Who'd have thought?

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Scout @scoutsilico.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

I need to constantly remind myself that the person I'm replying to in YT comments is probably 14, illiterate, or both.

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Scout @scoutsilico.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

The new Halo stuff looks pretty but I have a hard time getting excited about it. 343 stumbled with 4, tripped with 5 and instead of recovering with a combat roll, they fell flat on their face with Infinite. They're not crafting the story for the remake, but I'm still hesitant on giving them money.

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Scout @scoutsilico.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

If any of my coworkers complain about Pride Month I'll just compare it to when I have to hear them obsess about their fantasy football teams and which man they love the most. "I'm just tired of it being shoved in my face everywhere"

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Scout @scoutsilico.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

Bethesda should really let someone else make Fallout 5. At least that way I could play it within the next 10 years.

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Scout @scoutsilico.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

I hate cooking I don't know why I subject myself to anything that requires me to "simmer on low for 25 minutes." You think I'm made of time?

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Scout @scoutsilico.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

I wish I would have streamed my first time playing Halo Infinite. Me singing Fernando every time he popped up would have been a good payoff.

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Scout @scoutsilico.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

Completing annoying training modules at work about safety and I'm flashing back to when I had to tell one of our techs not to smoke while filling propane tanks... SOMEONE didn't complete THEIR training.

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Scout @scoutsilico.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

If McDonald's still had the self-service drink machines, they wouldn't be able to sell their new refresher drinks because I could just put syrup in my own Sprite for the cost of a normal drink. But they took away the free option so they could sell you the replacement at a market

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Scout @scoutsilico.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

Why is Disney Plus such dog shit when it comes to reliability on a desktop browser? Half the time the player crashes coming back from an ad break or the show itself fails to load so I have to reload the entire page. Both things making me watch bullshit pharmaceutical commercials.

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Scout @scoutsilico.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

If I see a guy buying a can of Coors light at 1:50 p.m. on a Wednesday he normally gets in a Dodge pickup. When I see the ladies doing it they usually get in a Jeep. Be careful out there on the roads. 🤦🏻🤦🏻🤦🏻

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Scout @scoutsilico.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

Rumor has it that Kash Patel likes to get white-girl-wasted on White Claws and shout "NO LAWS WHEN YOU'RE DRINKIN' CLAWS" while he draws pink hearts on a framed picture of Trump next to his desk. Just a rumor though...

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Scout @scoutsilico.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

Taking the bus gives me the opportunity to watch what people are doing as they drive. Just passed an ambulance where both people in the front seat were watching vertical videos. I'm sure they weren't transporting a patient but I guess just EVERYONE is brain rotted to hell now

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Scout @scoutsilico.bsky.social · 29/03/2026

The amount of people out here on the road so don't know how to fucking drive is insane. Jesus Christ. Learn how to deal with pedestrians and get off your phones! It's actually super easy to do it right ffs

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Scout @scoutsilico.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

I'm going to play Date Everything this morning. If I date the couch... can I be VP?

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Scout @scoutsilico.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

Tiny flies chomping Chomping on my succulents Why, you tiny flies? A haiku.

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Scout @scoutsilico.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

I wonder how many episodes until Spiderman shows up in Daredevil...

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Scout @scoutsilico.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

Walking by a library with a newly replaced American flag reminded me of the many ritualistic flag burnings I participated in in Boy Scouts.

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Scout @scoutsilico.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

"Scoot you can't call your coworker a moron" "I didn't call him a moron. I said he SOUNDS like a moron. I may be an ass but I'm a pendantic ass who knows what I said."

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Scout @scoutsilico.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

The wedding in Witcher 3's DLC was so annoying. The whole time possessed by a character I don't care about. Doing things that don't matter aside from making this one ghost's night and the whole time flirting with Shani, immediately after saying bye to Yennifer. Spamming space to skip these cutscenes

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Scout @scoutsilico.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

Hey Youtube? When I bought an "Ultra HD" movie to watch, how come it's fuckin 480p?

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Scout @scoutsilico.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

I had to use a phone system today where I had to enter a date on the keypad for enter upcoming expiration dates. The example date they gave was 18 years ago... "If the year is 2008 you enter '08' and press the pound key" Update your shit for real

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Scout @scoutsilico.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

Every time I bite my damn lip with my damn cross-bite-fang I think back to my damn Dentist asking me if I bite my goddamn lip often. Yes. Yes I do.

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Scout @scoutsilico.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

When red pill incels watch The Matrix do they stick to calling him "Thomas Anderson" or do they embrace his preferred identity as "Neo"?

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Scout @scoutsilico.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

I started to picture the scenario with Alex Pretti but replacing him with a MAGA supporter and replacing ICE with the SeaPD. Just imagine how MAGA would have lost their shit. The 2A crowd would be marching in the streets fully armed.

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Scout @scoutsilico.bsky.social · 27/01/2026

Witcher 3 often gives you two choices. Option A and Option B (it's actually just A again but Geralt is grumpy about it this time). Just play the cinematic through, no need to pretend like I have any impact.

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Scout @scoutsilico.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

After the most recent update Helldivers 2 has become unplayable for me on PC. Not sure why, but that's a fun development...

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Scout @scoutsilico.bsky.social · 09/01/2026

2026 already setting out to be a major flop. Already over it

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Scout @scoutsilico.bsky.social · 04/01/2026

When I was a kid going on a bike ride actually meant pedaling the fucking thing. Kids these days are gonna get soft little noodle legs.

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Scout @scoutsilico.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

30 hours into The Witcher 3 and goddamn how many meaningless dialogue options do I have to choose and how many thugs and criminals do I have to beat up or pay off or mind control? So much busywork

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Scout @scoutsilico.bsky.social · 02/01/2026

Order packages from Amazon and you might get the joy of having a piss-filled water bottle left in your parking lot! Isn't capitalism fun?

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Scout @scoutsilico.bsky.social · 02/01/2026

Donald Trump is such a bitch boy, even in his own marriage. It's absolutely hilarious. Every time she pulls her hand away from his or glares at him when he's not looking it's a little ointment for my soul. And he's supposed to be some Chad role model?

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Scout @scoutsilico.bsky.social · 01/01/2026

I'm allergic to cats. My New Year's hangout? Two cats.

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Scout @scoutsilico.bsky.social · 01/01/2026

If 50% of "social media influencers" quit and got real jobs, would anyone notice?

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Scout @scoutsilico.bsky.social · 01/01/2026

I'm so sick of this dumb fuck claiming cities would be demolished if not for him and his bullshit. He claimed Seattle was a warzone too. If it was, where are my fucking accolades? I rode the bus through the "warzone" and all I got for it was *checks notes* absolutely nothing...

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Scout @scoutsilico.bsky.social · 01/01/2026

Getting ready to play the same game I play every year: How many local dipshits set their fireworks off at 9 while watching a New Years Broadcast from the East Coast?

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Scout @scoutsilico.bsky.social · 30/12/2025

Had to listen to two of Trump's Chumps™ bloviate and complain loudly on the bus today spouting the same debunked talking points that the rest of his sheep spout. The braindead trust is real. They proudly hoped for a third term, pissing on The Constitution and the wants of their Founding Fathers...

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Scout @scoutsilico.bsky.social · 24/12/2025

20 years is a long time for something so little to love so much. Rest easy Bella, you're a good girl.

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Scout @scoutsilico.bsky.social · 11/12/2025

I've been wanting to replay divinity original sin 2 recently and now I really feel like I need to

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