scout potato @scoutpotato.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I’d bet for an extra dollar you could’ve kept the app the shittiest of apps. 000
scout potato @scoutpotato.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I cannot give myself away with mundanities of the day to day, though they say I talk to jackrabbits, but I’m sure you, dear Peregrine, of all people have happened upon one of my tiny drawings, left tucked into eye-level nooks and occasional crannies. I’m gathering sooty fireplace scraps right now. 150
scout potato @scoutpotato.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Thank you for your reportage. It has been a delight and a balm. 020
scout potato @scoutpotato.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I do the exact same sandwich but cook it mashed in a waffle iron so it comes out covered in a crunchy grid of tiny tomato soup bowls. 1490
scout potato @scoutpotato.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I like #2. She kind of looks like she artfully hiked up a floor-length dress for the long, elegant walk home from a tiramisu party. 020
scout potato @scoutpotato.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Wow, love them all. Especially the low-slung pencil skirts. 010
scout potato @scoutpotato.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Maintain that exact eye contact when you say, “I prefer to stand.” 040
scout potato @scoutpotato.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Nice. I’m pretty sure walls are one-way in London. If you can hear them, they can’t hear you. 021
scout potato @scoutpotato.bsky.social · 03/10/2026The slip with the caddie top over it would be amazing. 111
scout potato @scoutpotato.bsky.social · 03/10/2026You’re not wrong. Indoors plants are a similar ick to me as fish tanks. 010
scout potato @scoutpotato.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I’m going to think about this instead of sleeping tonight. 080
scout potato @scoutpotato.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I like the Rick (agree) collars and dusty colors of 4 and 5. I’m glad #6 kept her eyebrows. 000
scout potato @scoutpotato.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Now I want to assassinate some spaghetti and am absolutely sure in advance that I will flinch when you flinched. Good to know it’ll still be tasty. 010
scout potato @scoutpotato.bsky.social · 30/09/2026If someone’s giving you mixed messages it‘s likely they’re not sure, but it’s *definitely* that you can’t be sure. Means no. 030
scout potato @scoutpotato.bsky.social · 30/09/2026The colors, patterns, cocoons, slouchy necks, pockets… it’s 100% delightful like a perfect little garden just up and walked down the street. Love. 010
scout potato @scoutpotato.bsky.social · 30/09/2026This is gobsmacking. Like a queen in a royal jumpsuit, somehow. 011
scout potato @scoutpotato.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Love the jackets over all the lovely frillies of 5 & 6. 010
scout potato @scoutpotato.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I woke up the other day thinking, “LOS ESPOOKYS!” 240
scout potato @scoutpotato.bsky.social · 28/09/2026It probably not hard for a dumb rapist brain to go from “she could be one of your women!” to “shrug, she’s not one of mine.” Men need to give a shit without any ownership. 171
scout potato @scoutpotato.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I just had a fuzzy flash of memory featuring a lovely (maybe lavender) cardigan that was there, where it belonged, but folded in a slightly wrong way. 110
scout potato @scoutpotato.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Same guys who think they could beat Serena Williams at the tennis. 030
scout potato @scoutpotato.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Some of your best yet. I’m not sure what I’ll mean, but the next time someone’s being subtle as stacked microwaves, I want to say, “Really oiling the swing set there, pal.” 080
Reposted by scout potatoMichael Jay McClure @mjmimages.bsky.social · 27/09/2026POSSIBLE NEW IDIOMS oiling the swingset stop when you smell oatmeal placing ice cubes in orchids & hoping for bees subtle as stacked microwaves puppy, I ain’t a leg plink, plink! pearls coming off the strand rich in fruit peels backup singers taking a smoke break & THAT’S a Myanmar shave 1521439
scout potato @scoutpotato.bsky.social · 27/09/2026This thread is 100% of what I know about whatever the hell y’all are talking about. 000
scout potato @scoutpotato.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I didn’t even know who he was, but I tried to help and look forward to this addition to my algorithm. He wears shorts a lot. 110
scout potato @scoutpotato.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Jaaaane! There were a few happy surprises, but some Crazy omissions (and inclusions) and it’s all in the wrong order. 010
scout potato @scoutpotato.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I was just thinking about this book! Specifically the rats. 000
scout potato @scoutpotato.bsky.social · 25/09/2026It should take an unscheduled break every now and then, just as a little treat. 000
scout potato @scoutpotato.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Nerd riot is so good. I really like these, especially 4 & 5. 020
scout potato @scoutpotato.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I don’t want to get mad about any of it, so I’m going to just love the two photos chosen to sit beside the 100. 000
scout potato @scoutpotato.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Just for my own walking chant, fiddyut or effidiot? 110
scout potato @scoutpotato.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Nalda Said by Stuart David. I don’t know how many times something in or of it has startled my head since I read it 20-some years ago. I love sneaky little novels. 010
