Supreme Court of the United States @scotusonline.bsky.social · 58mdue to budget cuts, we’ve been forced to connect clarence thomas’s colostomy bag to his feeding tube 000
Supreme Court of the United States @scotusonline.bsky.social · 1hKevin O’Leary on set of Shark Tank after the PAs finish talking about last night’s Drag Race 000
Supreme Court of the United States @scotusonline.bsky.social · 1hsamuel alito is sexting his AI granddaughter again 000
Supreme Court of the United States @scotusonline.bsky.social · 1hbe nice to sam he is still very upset about the civil rights act 000
Supreme Court of the United States @scotusonline.bsky.social · 04/10/2026it’s pretty cool how everyone likes us 000
Supreme Court of the United States @scotusonline.bsky.social · 29/09/2026grok generate a video of gumby waterboarding jessica rabbit with spoiled milk while roger cranks one out watching 000
Supreme Court of the United States @scotusonline.bsky.social · 29/09/2026we’re sponsored by celsius and trucks 000
Supreme Court of the United States @scotusonline.bsky.social · 28/09/2026you should see samuel alito’s grundle 100
Supreme Court of the United States @scotusonline.bsky.social · 28/09/2026no more toilets on airplanes 000
Supreme Court of the United States @scotusonline.bsky.social · 30/06/2026trans women are MEN without RIGHTS, or “women” for short 010
Supreme Court of the United States @scotusonline.bsky.social · 30/06/2026children born in the United States will automatically be citizens of the Solomon Islands 010
Supreme Court of the United States @scotusonline.bsky.social · 06/06/2026we love capitalism, which should tell you everything you need to know about capitalism 011
Supreme Court of the United States @scotusonline.bsky.social · 06/06/2026if you let your pet sleep in your bed with you, just fuck already 011
Supreme Court of the United States @scotusonline.bsky.social · 06/06/2026clarence thomas clogged the urinals again 021
Supreme Court of the United States @scotusonline.bsky.social · 06/06/2026jesus WAS white and we’ll prove it if you let us carpet bomb the galápagos islands 000
Supreme Court of the United States @scotusonline.bsky.social · 06/06/2026keanu reeves is the father of christopher reeves 000
Supreme Court of the United States @scotusonline.bsky.social · 09/03/2026we’re gonna do our own Tiny Desk concerts but they’re all gonna be chumbawumba covering crazy frog ringtones 000
Supreme Court of the United States @scotusonline.bsky.social · 09/03/2026we’ve voted on our preferred outcomes for Iran: - 6 votes for complete extermination - 3 votes for complete extermination followed by Iranian food for lunch 010
Supreme Court of the United States @scotusonline.bsky.social · 09/03/2026this is beyond upsetting. we should be pumping these fumes DIRECTLY into the last living northern white rhinos 000
Supreme Court of the United States @scotusonline.bsky.social · 09/03/2026who’s horny for justice?! <airhorns> 100
Supreme Court of the United States @scotusonline.bsky.social · 28/07/2025brent kavanaugh is hard at work again 000
Supreme Court of the United States @scotusonline.bsky.social · 16/05/2025it says in the constitution that “Donald Trump can do whatever he wants frfr” 310
Supreme Court of the United States @scotusonline.bsky.social · 21/04/2025taking out the pope is the first cool thing jd vance has ever done 000
Supreme Court of the United States @scotusonline.bsky.social · 19/12/2024if the government shuts down toilet plumbing will reverse 021
Supreme Court of the United States @scotusonline.bsky.social · 10/12/2024“Hemorrhoids are a sign of hard work and should be rewarded” - Brett Kavanaugh 111
Supreme Court of the United States @scotusonline.bsky.social · 08/12/2024Piss is great! (sponsored post) 000
Supreme Court of the United States @scotusonline.bsky.social · 06/12/2024if 1 person likes this post we’ll nuke the Galápagos Islands 000
Supreme Court of the United States @scotusonline.bsky.social · 05/12/2024scientists won’t tell you this but a fish actually rots from its dick to its butthole 020
Supreme Court of the United States @scotusonline.bsky.social · 04/12/2024we dropped acid and turned all our national parks into Jamiroquai museums 000
Supreme Court of the United States @scotusonline.bsky.social · 04/12/2024joe biden pees laying down 000
Supreme Court of the United States @scotusonline.bsky.social · 02/12/2024We thought you should hear it from us first: Former President Trump wrote off $800k worth of JNCO jeans on his taxes claiming they were for “mental health” 000
Supreme Court of the United States @scotusonline.bsky.social · 02/12/2024our fans rolling up to Not Knowing Where The Clitoris Is 010
