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scottwrynn.bsky.social @scottwrynn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Absolutely! Comparing a lousy contract to the worst contracts out there makes paying a guy in his 30s 40m to hit .241 with 18hrs and 41 rbis a steal. He certainly will not end up injury prone and vastly overpaid like Trout, Stanton, Rendon, etc for the bulk of his remaining 6 contract years
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scottwrynn.bsky.social @scottwrynn.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I think my mother met him in the 70s or 80s when she worked as a buyer for Jordan Marsh and thought he was super nice. I recall we had like a million Mackie pens in the house, so maybe she thought he was super nice because of his generosity with free writing utensils?
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scottwrynn.bsky.social @scottwrynn.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
This is the first time I have seen Maple. She should have her own social media accounts and her own reality show on Animal Planet. The fact that I love animals far more than humans I am sure has nothing to do with those opinions. 🐶 🐕 ♥️
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scottwrynn.bsky.social @scottwrynn.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
We need to stop talking about the Strait of Hormuz and start talking about putting him in a straitjacket. WTF
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scottwrynn.bsky.social @scottwrynn.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
In fairness, he isn't into anyone. Well, maybe with the exception of his daughter he would like to date. You think he wouldn't toss Don Jr. or Erik into an active volcano if some island God promised him $7 plus a 6 piece McNugget meal?
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scottwrynn.bsky.social @scottwrynn.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
He's an idiot! Also everyone: It's August 3rd! So Happy "I'm sure Mitch McConnell has been fine & is recovering smoothly & this has absolutely not been a brazen, criminal cover up by a bunch of lying, shameless, ethically bankrupt GOP pieces of $#!+" Day to all who celebrate
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scottwrynn.bsky.social @scottwrynn.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
$500K?! Nah, I would sue for $1.776B if I were her!
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scottwrynn.bsky.social @scottwrynn.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
The NY Times has been "failing" longer than pretty much every Trump business venture even lasted
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scottwrynn.bsky.social @scottwrynn.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Almost certain he thinks Spain and Mexico are the same country
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scottwrynn.bsky.social @scottwrynn.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Are you sure you didn't take the first game 15-0 because Mitch was busy taking totally real phone calls from GOP Senators while doing jumping jacks and power squats? I'm so happy he is on the road to recovery and he surely won't take an unexpected turn for the worse on say 8/3
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scottwrynn.bsky.social @scottwrynn.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
That's just rude. You know that is his ear that was blown to smithereens by that bullet and then magically regenerated without so much as a tiny scar! He was also probably taking one of his many daily naps when she hit him. Inconsiderate Italians!
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scottwrynn.bsky.social @scottwrynn.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Oh no, another insane post that Mike Johnson will have to pretend he didn't see.
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scottwrynn.bsky.social @scottwrynn.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
This story will look great next to the inevitable "How Graham Platner Lied To Us All" one that will drop after 30 more women come forward with similar stories. If you can't see he is lying from the Hayes interview, then maybe MAGA isn't the only political cult we have here
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scottwrynn.bsky.social @scottwrynn.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
I agree 100%. Which is why I demand all of my photos moving forward be taken in pitch darkness. It's item #1 in my contract rider 😏
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scottwrynn.bsky.social @scottwrynn.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
You are aging like some kind of Rock Vampire! I was around 12/13 when Vacation came out as a single and now I'm starting to look like I could star in a Life Alert commercial. Not jealous of your agelessness at all 🙄 That is a very cool pic
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scottwrynn.bsky.social @scottwrynn.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Have always believed our pets will get their revenge on us in the next life. Dress us up in ridiculous costumes, especially on Halloween and Christmas. Walk us around on leashes and make us go to the bathroom in public. Not clear on the neutering though. Hopefully that can be negotiated.
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scottwrynn.bsky.social @scottwrynn.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Wishful thinking on my part
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scottwrynn.bsky.social @scottwrynn.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
I once had a dream that the guy who made those "It's time to make the donuts" commercials was chasing me around a golf course with a tube sock filled with pennies. 1) Your dreams are better 2) I may have some sort of traumatic brain injury
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scottwrynn.bsky.social @scottwrynn.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Please someone ask Mike Johnson about this tomorrow. When he reflexively claims he hasn't seen the post, whip out this picture and say "Here you go, now your thoughts please".
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scottwrynn.bsky.social @scottwrynn.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
I don't get the back and I am moderately scared to Google it to find out what it means considering whose face is on that sign. Though "Freaky in the Back" seems like a good campaign slogan for RFK Jr
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scottwrynn.bsky.social @scottwrynn.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Five hundred years from now, when life on this planet slowly begins to repopulate, history books will refer to this time simply as the "What in the Fuck?" Era
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scottwrynn.bsky.social @scottwrynn.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Spoke to a former President today who has volunteered to help. Can't say which one because it will embarrass him....and also because I'm lying (as is almost always the case)
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scottwrynn.bsky.social @scottwrynn.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
And, sadly, if Stephen Miller sees this story it will be the equivalent of him taking 10 bottles of Viagra. As it has been said relentlessly.... the cruelty is the point.
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scottwrynn.bsky.social @scottwrynn.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
The only thing alarming about those numbers is that they all aren't over 80%
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scottwrynn.bsky.social @scottwrynn.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Had similar issues with my Break Dancing for Octogenarians class in the 80's. Even the complimentary oxygen tank promotion didn't move the needle. Cowards!
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scottwrynn.bsky.social @scottwrynn.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
As someone who is relentlessly negative/pessimistic/cynical/angry etc I hear ppl say to never give up hope bc that's what they want. Well, I gave up on most ppl long B4 MAGA world came along. But no one else should. Stay positive and always believe good will overcome evil........ eventually
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scottwrynn.bsky.social @scottwrynn.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
And? The problem here isn't the tangerine, racist wack job who has always been a tangerine, racist wack job. The problem is the entire party that could've stopped him years ago and could stop him today, but instead pathetically and relentlessly enable him for their own perceived political gain
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scottwrynn.bsky.social @scottwrynn.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
He's in the spotlight now, but there are plenty of others just like him still living in the shadows. So I say the same thing goes for all of them as well.
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scottwrynn.bsky.social @scottwrynn.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
The Friday night after 9/11 I went for a long drive just to forget abt things for a bit. Drove back into my town square, which was generally dead by 8P most nights, at like 2A & it was packed with 100s of ppl quietly holding candles. When shitty things happen, sometimes good ppl still give me hope
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scottwrynn.bsky.social @scottwrynn.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Any time anyone references throwing something into a volcano the first thing I think of is Abe Vigoda (IYKYK) and I am fine with that
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scottwrynn.bsky.social @scottwrynn.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
He basically kept most of his 2020 voters, added some dudes too fragile to vote for a woman and a bunch of dimwits upset that a loaf of bread costs $5 and are foolish enough to think he isn't going to make it infinitely worse
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scottwrynn.bsky.social @scottwrynn.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Juniper, an insecure martial artist ......not a phrase you hear very often. Added to watchlist.
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scottwrynn.bsky.social @scottwrynn.bsky.social · 07/11/2024
Deeeeeeep breaths. Lots of deep breaths. I'm sure that'll work fine. The residents of Tokyo should've just done that as Godzilla was burning down their entire city
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