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Scott Starkey, Master of Akimbo

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I'm a #magician / #mentalist, #Clojure / #GroovyLang / #JavaScript developer for #PurdueUniversity, a #gameDeveloper / #illustrator, and I speak #Esperanto […] 🌉 bridged from ⁂ hoosier.social/@ScottStarkey, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact

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Scott Starkey, Master of Akimbo @scottstarkey.hoosier.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2026
"State Sen. Ron Alting accused of shoplifting" I voted against Ron Alting before I knew he was a serial shoplifter! Vote for Natasha Baker! www.purdueexponent.org/city_state/c… #Indiana […]
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Scott Starkey, Master of Akimbo @scottstarkey.hoosier.social.ap.brid.gy · 07/10/2026
I voted in #Indiana yesterday, and my ballot kinda looked like this: 🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦.
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Scott Starkey, Master of Akimbo @scottstarkey.hoosier.social.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026
Hey, if you're in #LafayetteIN tomorrow night, my wife has her first #ArtShow at the Tippecanoe Arts Federation (Wells Community Center). See her amazing watercolors, pastels, photography, and a sculpture. Opening reception on Friday, October 2 from 6-8 pm. Also, free snacks! #MastoArt […]
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Scott Starkey, Master of Akimbo @scottstarkey.hoosier.social.ap.brid.gy · 30/09/2026
I feel like I was totally ripped off my this fortune cookie. I have been already doing this, and look where it's got me!
A fortune cookie message that says, "follow your instincts".
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Scott Starkey, Master of Akimbo @scottstarkey.hoosier.social.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026
Hey there, everyone, especially those around #LafayetteIN #Indiana. I wrote a 10-minute psychological & religious horror play that will have a staged reading on either October 14 or 15. (Not sure which day yet.) This will be at Matchbox coworking studio - 17 […] [Original post on hoosier.social]
A playbill for "Tales from the Script" that looks like an old pulp comic cover. It says "Greater Lafayette Playwrights present: Tales from the Script". An evening of Spooky staged readings from local playwrights. At Matchbox Coworking Studio - 17 South 6th Street Lafayette. 7 PM October 14th and 15th."
It also features an illustration of a 1950's stylized woman screaming.
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Scott Starkey, Master of Akimbo @scottstarkey.hoosier.social.ap.brid.gy · 13/09/2026
I went to Burger King for lunch, and the music in this place is AC/DC Hell's Bells. Bold choice. Way to rock hard, King!
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Scott Starkey, Master of Akimbo @scottstarkey.hoosier.social.ap.brid.gy · 30/08/2026
My wife and I are going to need to shell out about $3000 for car repairs. Can someone please PLEASE rename a lake?
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Scott Starkey, Master of Akimbo @scottstarkey.hoosier.social.ap.brid.gy · 29/08/2026
Hi there, #HoosierMast. Your good pal Scotto is doing another weird thing! I'm making a movie! I have written a short (3-minute) movie to enter into an #Esperanto #FilmFestival. Filming will take place next weekend (Sept 4-6) around #LafayetteIN and #DaytonIN. Would you like a chance to act […]
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Scott Starkey, Master of Akimbo @scottstarkey.hoosier.social.ap.brid.gy · 18/08/2026
Attention dudes and dudettes, and lovely in-betweeners. First time ever in my life I ran a whole 5k and a little extra. And when I say run, I mean "jogged but not walked". Still a major thingie for an old guy like me. #Running #HoosierMast #Indiana #health
Old guy selfie - white hair, earbuds in my ears, thick glasses. The blue sky behind me looking up. One fist raised in the air triumphantly like a flabby Rocky Balboa.
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Scott Starkey, Master of Akimbo @scottstarkey.hoosier.social.ap.brid.gy · 16/08/2026
"Wake up, it's time..." (To not use A.I. slop to translate your language lessons.) For the non-francophones, the text leaves out all the apostrophes making it bad grammar. Thanks, #Duolingo! #AISlop #ai
The cartoon kid Junior says "Lève-toi, c'est l'heure." However, the text leaves out all the apostrophes making it bad grammar.
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Scott Starkey, Master of Akimbo @scottstarkey.hoosier.social.ap.brid.gy · 01/08/2026
During the #tornado warning at #Indianapolis #GenCon, we had to shelter in place in the same room as the new #ReadingRainbow host Mychal Threets. #HoosierMast #Indiana
Mychal reading a story to the group at a microphone.
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Scott Starkey, Master of Akimbo @scottstarkey.hoosier.social.ap.brid.gy · 31/07/2026
Shower and shave? ✅ Deodorantt? ✅ Tickets and badge? ✅ Breath mints? ✅ Walking shoes? ✅ Let day 2 of #GenCon commence! If you hit me up, we can play my game #VroomZoomBoom ! #GameConvention #GameDev #Indianapolis #Indiana #HoosierMast
Selfie of me in downtown Indianapolis, wearing a rather stylish sun-shade hat with the sides up.
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Scott Starkey, Master of Akimbo @scottstarkey.hoosier.social.ap.brid.gy · 27/07/2026
I'm trying, fortune cookie, I'm trying.
My fortune cookie says, your Joy will attract abundance.
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Scott Starkey, Master of Akimbo @scottstarkey.hoosier.social.ap.brid.gy · 27/07/2026
Is #HoosierMast ready for #GenCon in #Indianapolis ? Who's goin'??? I have planned a #LARP for funsies, a board game I've tragically not played yet ("The Networks" by @gilhova) and signed up for a couple of #dance classes with my wife. I also want to playtest my #VroomZoomBoom game. Because […]
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Scott Starkey, Master of Akimbo @scottstarkey.hoosier.social.ap.brid.gy · 22/07/2026
This seems like something that #HoosierMast would like... www.hoosiersrise.org
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Hoosiers Rise | Indiana Activist Events
Hoosiers Rise is an online activist events finder, hosting a database, map, calendar, and artist made magazine connecting you to Indiana activism.
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Scott Starkey, Master of Akimbo @scottstarkey.hoosier.social.ap.brid.gy · 15/07/2026
Okie dokie - I'm just getting settled back in good ol' Indiana. Over the last 3 weeks I have: 🎭 Performed in a play, and had another one of my plays produced in the same play festival. 💚 Had an immersive Esperanto experience at the national #Esperanto convention in #Cleveland. It was quite an […]
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Scott Starkey, Master of Akimbo @scottstarkey.hoosier.social.ap.brid.gy · 03/07/2026
I'm at the national Esperanto conference in Cleveland. While the train ride did not exactly work out as planned, I am here, safe, and having fun. How many words can you understand? Mi ne komprenas "Cross-Fit". #Esperanto #LandaKongreso #Cleveland #Ohio
Schedule of events at the convention. Sorry, I don't have the time or patience to type it on my phone at the moment.Second page of events showing Dimanĉo, 5a de Julio. There is a 'Cross-Fit' event, which may be a Trademark and not really translatable.
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Scott Starkey, Master of Akimbo @scottstarkey.hoosier.social.ap.brid.gy · 01/06/2026
So, I had a first for me. For the first time in 15 years of performing as a professional magician, and had someone hire me that complained afterwards about my magic show offending them as fundamentalist Christians. Literal quote from their feedback: "We believe in God in our home and server the […]
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Scott Starkey, Master of Akimbo @scottstarkey.hoosier.social.ap.brid.gy · 29/05/2026
Sex Bob-Omb is also withdrawing from #Freedom250, due to pressure from the Vegan Police.
A picture of the comic-book version of Sex Bob-omb with a big red X over the image. Kim Pine holds drumsticks over her head and says, "We are here to make you think about death and get sad and stuff!!!" Picture also has Stephen Stills and Scott Pilgrim holding guitars.
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Scott Starkey, Master of Akimbo @scottstarkey.hoosier.social.ap.brid.gy · 21/05/2026
I saw "The Fifth Element" for the first time today. Wow, that's pretty wow. Enjoyable. They used all the tropes, and probably started a few.
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Scott Starkey, Master of Akimbo @scottstarkey.hoosier.social.ap.brid.gy · 04/05/2026
Hey - it's official. I have a new game on #BoardGameGeek ! My retro-future demolition derby game #VroomZoomBoom is scheduled to Kickstart in early 2027. boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/469267/… #BoardGames #Kickstarter #BoardGameDesign #GameDesign
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Scott Starkey, Master of Akimbo @scottstarkey.hoosier.social.ap.brid.gy · 28/04/2026
RE: social.lol/@chrisod/116471169928566… I'm not gonna say "I told ya so." But...
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Scott Starkey, Master of Akimbo @scottstarkey.hoosier.social.ap.brid.gy · 28/04/2026
Maybe the best article I've read all day. About #UBI and #AngineDePoitrine. www.scottsantens.com/the-angine-de-…
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Scott Starkey, Master of Akimbo @scottstarkey.hoosier.social.ap.brid.gy · 14/04/2026
I was vague-tooting a couple of days ago, but I can now announce it! My comedic play "For Entertainment Purposes Only" was selected to be produced at #CivicTheatreOfGreaterLafayette . The performances will be June 26-28 (Friday @ 7:30 p.m.; Saturday @ 7:30 p […] [Original post on hoosier.social]
An advertisement from Civic Threatre saying: "14th Annual Short Playfest" winners .
* Casey & the Gratitude List — Andrew Black
* For Entertainment Purposes Only — Scott Starkey
* Wexelford Murders — Templeton Moss
* Assault My Lovely — Laurie Russell
* LA 8 AM - Mark Harvey-Levine
* Your Waiter — Mark Harvey-Levine
* Leap Year — Neil Radtke
* Out of the Abyss — Eric Margerum
* Two Roads Diverge — Mac McFall
* A Good Day — Steven G. Martin
* First Date — Paul Bowman
Congratulations."
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Scott Starkey, Master of Akimbo @scottstarkey.hoosier.social.ap.brid.gy · 14/04/2026
RE: masto.ai/@stavvers/1163975623763843… This post made me happy. It's like I was stressed, and now I have desserts!
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Scott Starkey, Master of Akimbo @scottstarkey.hoosier.social.ap.brid.gy · 12/04/2026
Thank God, and good job #Hungary. You give me hope.
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Scott Starkey, Master of Akimbo @scottstarkey.hoosier.social.ap.brid.gy · 12/04/2026
I have some actual pretty good news, but I have to wait until Wednesday to announce it publicly! #GoodNews
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Scott Starkey, Master of Akimbo @scottstarkey.hoosier.social.ap.brid.gy · 12/04/2026
My wife and I are rewatching M*A*S*H #TV series for grins and giggles. One thing that stood out to me was a Season 3 episode where it was disclosed that Klinger was openly Atheistic, and Father Mulcahy was totally OK with it. Wow, like in 1980 or so? #Atheism #MASH
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Scott Starkey, Master of Akimbo @scottstarkey.hoosier.social.ap.brid.gy · 11/04/2026
So, #Indiana friends: when you set up you new account on #HoosierSocial, try to tell us a little about yourself, and make it... not this. While there is something poetic about it, I lament the future when these spammers get smarter.
An email for new account review at Hoosier Social. The description reads: Soft pour over glow in Milwaukee 3 wolf moon x vinyl,  minimal edition.  Subtly chartreuse,  never loud.
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Scott Starkey, Master of Akimbo @scottstarkey.hoosier.social.ap.brid.gy · 11/04/2026
Warming up for a #MagicShow for a crowd of a few hundred (2 shows!) at Woodland Elementary. #LafayetteIN #TippecanoeCo #MagiciansOfMastodon #Magician #Magic
Selfie with empty bleachers behind me.  On my table in the mid-background is a handmade sign that says Magic Show.
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Scott Starkey, Master of Akimbo @scottstarkey.hoosier.social.ap.brid.gy · 28/03/2026
The #NoKings march in #LafayetteIN was lit. Many thousands of people. Less positively, I saw a masked gunman wearing all black high in the capital building.
Me, posing with an inflated frog person. You can't spell hope without hop.Going down stairs with marchers as far as the eye can see.A lone gunman, with a full helmet and facemask.  This ninja is wearing all black, against a white limestone building.More marchers in Lafayette, Indiana!
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Scott Starkey, Master of Akimbo @scottstarkey.hoosier.social.ap.brid.gy · 17/03/2026
Today I found a real treasure of #Mentalism at the used DVD store. Only $2! I geeked out and told the proprietor what an amazing disk this was, and I'm sure he heard "blah blah blah". #MagiciansOfMastodon #mentalist #magician #MaxMaven
A DVD copy of Max Maven's VideoMind series, volume 2. For close-up mentalism.
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Scott Starkey, Master of Akimbo @scottstarkey.hoosier.social.ap.brid.gy · 10/03/2026
Hey #HoosierMast and #GameDev people. #Protospiel Indy is in exactly 3 days. This is not a drill! 🚨 Last chance to sign up to play my #VroomZoomBoom. tabletop.events/conventions/protosp… #Indianapolis #BoardGames #GameConvention #ProtospielIndy
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Protospiel Indy 2026
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Scott Starkey, Master of Akimbo @scottstarkey.hoosier.social.ap.brid.gy · 03/03/2026
Kind of a good snapshot of the Trump foreign policy, right here
Text from an article about the Iran war: "(Trump) has said that his goal is "freedom for the people" of Iran, but then said he has “three very good choices” in mind as to who he will install to take over the country, although he later said “actually, nevermind, we killed those choices."
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Scott Starkey, Master of Akimbo @scottstarkey.hoosier.social.ap.brid.gy · 03/03/2026
Thank you for this! You (among others) have helped me pave the way to repurpose an old Windows 10 machine into a homelab server. Right now it is mostly internal with TailScale connecting me up to my Navidrome server. But that works but it's not perfect. I would like to add a couple of services […]
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Scott Starkey, Master of Akimbo @scottstarkey.hoosier.social.ap.brid.gy · 22/02/2026
Helloooo, game designers, and board game community of #Indiana! A super great convention for the GameDev community is coming to central #Indiana in 4 weeks. You can come play my new #VroomZoomBoom game, coming to Kickstarter in a few months, and some other amazing freshly minted games. Even if […]
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Scott Starkey, Master of Akimbo @scottstarkey.hoosier.social.ap.brid.gy · 22/02/2026
Ok, #Indiana. This is some BS that literally nobody asked for! #winter #snow #hoosierMast
Wintery view out my back window. We got about an inch of snow! That's some bullshit right there.
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Scott Starkey, Master of Akimbo @scottstarkey.hoosier.social.ap.brid.gy · 15/02/2026
It's #museum day for my post-Valentine's date with my wife. At the #LafayetteIN Art Museum. #TippecanoeCo #HoosierMast #Indiana
Selfie with patrons of an art museum in the background looking at paintings in the background.
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Scott Starkey, Master of Akimbo @scottstarkey.hoosier.social.ap.brid.gy · 24/01/2026
Yes, but hear me out. What if you're alarm clock was cute and furry and licked you awake. #Caturday #CatsOfMastodon
Maggie cat is a tabby, rarely seen by humans. She's definitely a teenager, because she stays upstairs in her room unless she comes down to the kitchen to eat. She's a loner, man.
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Scott Starkey, Master of Akimbo @scottstarkey.hoosier.social.ap.brid.gy · 23/01/2026
1 degree. Not Celsius. 1 degree in "Freedom Units". Thanks #Indiana.
A screenshot of a weather app showing 1 degree F, Sunny.
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Scott Starkey, Master of Akimbo @scottstarkey.hoosier.social.ap.brid.gy · 20/01/2026
There should be more game designers in politics. Seriously - making rules that adjust interaction and behavior in positive ways that benefits the system and vibe we would like to create. Instead of making negative rules, like "pay a fine" - people tend to do better making positive rules, like […]
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Scott Starkey, Master of Akimbo @scottstarkey.hoosier.social.ap.brid.gy · 20/01/2026
It's rare that the #Indiana hashtag is trending on #Mastodon. Enjoy this evening, #HoosierMast, no matter how the sportsball game plays out.
Current 4th quarter box score from the Indiana / Florida game. 21 Florida, 24 IU.
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Scott Starkey, Master of Akimbo @scottstarkey.hoosier.social.ap.brid.gy · 17/01/2026
My latest project was turning my old Windows 10 machine upstairs into a #SelfHosting workstation. I slapped a big hard drive in it, and reformatted with #Kubuntu #Linux. I've converted many of my DVD collection into a @jellyfin server. (Only stuff I OWN + public domain content, and only […]
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Scott Starkey, Master of Akimbo @scottstarkey.hoosier.social.ap.brid.gy · 16/01/2026
#Magic gig night! Tonight I'm entertaining #IUHealth in #LafayetteIN. #TippecanoeCo #MindReading #Indiana #HoosierMast #magicEntertainment #MagiciansOfMastodon
Just your normal old white guy selfie, but in a suit and tie. Vaguely magical.
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Scott Starkey, Master of Akimbo @scottstarkey.hoosier.social.ap.brid.gy · 14/01/2026
Try to live your life so that your obituary doesn't look like this. It's a low bar that he somehow missed. #ScottAdams
A headline that says, "Scott Adams, Trump-loving 'Dilbert' cartoonist known for racist rants, has died."
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Scott Starkey, Master of Akimbo @scottstarkey.hoosier.social.ap.brid.gy · 07/01/2026
I'm trying, fortune cookie, I'm trying. #fortune #fortuneCookie #positivity
A slip of paper from a fortune cookie: "Your positivity is a beacon of hope in times of darkness."
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Scott Starkey, Master of Akimbo @scottstarkey.hoosier.social.ap.brid.gy · 26/12/2025
When my watch doesn't detect my sleep the night before it presents me with this. It took me more time than I should have to realize this was not a puzzle: a six-letter word with the third letter an H and the last letter an M.
An alert box that says sleep time. Wear your watch to track your sleep. blank blank h blank blank m. Maybe hours and minutes?
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Scott Starkey, Master of Akimbo @scottstarkey.hoosier.social.ap.brid.gy · 22/12/2025
Note that if you are on #HoosierSocial and if you have all blurry and broken images, you might have old information in your local browser cache. (Like me!) If you do a hard reset on the page with Ctrl-Shift-R, that will reload everything from the server, and everything is fixed! Whew! #HoosierMast
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Scott Starkey, Master of Akimbo @scottstarkey.hoosier.social.ap.brid.gy · 21/12/2025
Hi folks. I know what you're thinking: "Hey there, Scotto. Can we see some pics of your shy kitty Maggie under the Christmas tree?" Well, dear reader - wish granted!
Maggie kitty is a tabby, underneath the tree on a tree skirt.Maggie is a bit closer on the tree skirt, looking directly at the camera.
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Scott Starkey, Master of Akimbo @scottstarkey.hoosier.social.ap.brid.gy · 18/12/2025
#HoosierFunQ #HoosierQuestionOfTheWeek 🎉 What is the best or most random piece of advice you've ever received that you actually follow? (Mondays are for Fun/Personal Qs, Thursdays for Life/Culture Qs. All Hoosiers-at-heart welcome!) #Indiana #QuestionOfTheWeek #HoosierSocial #HoosierMast #Hoosier
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