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Scott Paladin

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(he/him). Serial Obsessive. Terminally online. www.scottpaladin.com

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Scott Paladin @scottpaladin.com · 31/03/2026
oh no @animesickos.bsky.social it's real www.imdb.com/title/tt0486...
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Store 236 @store236pod.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Borrowing a tradition from our friends at @breathingxspace.bsky.social, for every like and repost this gets, we'll share a fun fact from behind the scenes of season 1!
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Parkrose Permaculture @parkroseperma.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Hey, so Tr*mp just said you can't have guns. There's no, "I told you so a year ago" that is gonna feel good. It feels awful. We exercise our rights to defend them. You have a right to bear arms.
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Trump just said, "You can't have guns."
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Scott Paladin @scottpaladin.com · 14/01/2026
i'm just saying that the catholic church is overdue for another sexy goth phase
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erika kaiser @erikakaiser.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
I love being a creator until I want more content of my blorbos and realize that I must make the content >(
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Scott Paladin @scottpaladin.com · 05/11/2025
I can't describe how refreshing it is to hear *good* news coming from my state's political system.
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Scott Paladin @scottpaladin.com · 03/11/2025
RIP computer, you died doing what you loved: shoving electron through little gates.
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Meghan Cross 💜✨ @meghanlynnftw.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
I miss Protean City Comics.
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Scott Paladin @scottpaladin.com · 23/10/2025
Goose is a very good name for a dog
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Scott Paladin @scottpaladin.com · 23/10/2025
Courtly romance is just kink without safety protocols
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Scott Paladin @scottpaladin.com · 22/10/2025
Serving cunt but in the way a knight serves his lady
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Scott Paladin @scottpaladin.com · 20/10/2025
This is an absolutely unhinged take and I am 100% here for it.
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Scott Paladin @scottpaladin.com · 19/10/2025
It's one of the myriad tiny ways that people form a Tribe. Its how you share a small moment of connection with another mind trapping in a body, trapped on a rock in space.
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Scott Paladin @scottpaladin.com · 19/10/2025
Small talk is a shot in the dark to a stranger. Aimed at the big easy subjects that are likely to hit home. "Cold enough for ya?" isn't really about the temperature, it's "I am a human in a body; i also know what it's like to be cold. We are together in this."
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Scott Paladin @scottpaladin.com · 19/10/2025
I hear people cry "But I don't care about the weather/sports/localnews/popculture/whatever!" The other person often doesn't either. They care about YOU.
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Scott Paladin @scottpaladin.com · 19/10/2025
Like, don't tear down the Small Talk in your life until you understand what the Small Talk **does**.
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Store 236 @store236pod.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
HAPPY LAUNCH DAY, INTERNET, YOU CAN LISTEN TO US NOW. www.podbean.com/eas/pb-rz36q...
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S1E1: The Customer is Always Wrong
A documentary crew arrives at Value Vault Store 236, a perfectly normal place where absolutely nothing strange is going on. Cast:Hera Alexander as JudeLindsay Zana as AubreyKirsty Woolven as MorganOz ...
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Store 236 @store236pod.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
GOOOOD MORNING BLUESKY IT IS LAUNCH WEEK. We've got lots of fun stuff leading up to our premiere on Friday, including revealing the episode titles and descriptions for season one.
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Store 236 @store236pod.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
She’s the difficult customer whisperer, she’s everyone’s big sister, she just might steal your bones. She’s Aubrey, and she’s voiced by the incredible @lindsayzana.bsky.social!
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Scott Paladin @scottpaladin.com · 07/10/2025
terrible podcast idea: Le Petite Post-Mortem Where a host interviews both (or more) sides of a sexual encounter to get a report on how it was and how it could have been better.
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library.horse @library.horse · 03/10/2025
I've gotten a couple of questions about exact time stuff so let me clarify. "Midnight on the 3rd" is technically tonight and I'm on MST (GMT -7:00). There's actually a little grace period even after midnight. They form will time out when auditions are no longer being accepted.
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Scott Paladin @scottpaladin.com · 03/10/2025
Electric Boogaloo or Web Harder?
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library.horse @library.horse · 02/10/2025
We cap off our character highlight for phase 1 casting with The Pillar breakaleg.library.horse/the-pillar
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It Takes a Wolf - Casting Call Phase 1
Casting call for the supernatural noir audiodrama It Takes a Wolf. Seeking voice actors a variety of roles in a gritty noir audiodrama. Paid project, non-union. Applications open Sep 1 - Oct 3.
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Scott Paladin @scottpaladin.com · 02/10/2025
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Scott Paladin @scottpaladin.com · 02/10/2025
out of my way gay boy i'm boutta get it
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Scott Paladin @scottpaladin.com · 02/10/2025
What game is this?
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library.horse @library.horse · 01/10/2025
Continuing with our character highlights from the Phase 1 casting call. Let's talk about The Fiend #casting #voiceactor #audiodrama breakaleg.library.horse/characters/t...
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The Fiend | It Takes a Wolf - Casting Call Phase 1
Arcadia Blackwood Kills to live. Lives to kill. she/her Vampire Word Count: ~100 words in Phase 1, ~600 words in full series Voice Notes: American accents …
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library.horse @library.horse · 29/09/2025
Ok, continuing our Character highlights from the phase 1 casting call. Let's talk about The Fuck-Up. breakaleg.library.horse/characters/t...
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The Fuck-up | It Takes a Wolf - Casting Call Phase 1
Algernon Blackwood King of vices. he/him Vampire Word Count: ~200 words in Phase 1, ~500 words in full series Voice Notes: English accents preferred. Fop it …
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Mel Nichols @melnichols.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Also my emotional support sound designer (/space husband)
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vashito @vashperado.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
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Store 236 @store236pod.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
(shh, pretend I posted this on Wednesday, time is fake) Meet @interiority.bsky.social, the voice of the Documentarian and @melnichols.bsky.social's emotional support producer.
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library.horse @library.horse · 24/09/2025
We've got just about a week left on the casting call, so I think it's high time we did some character spotlights! Let's start with Bex, the Accomplice breakaleg.library.horse/characters/t...
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The Accomplice | It Takes a Wolf - Casting Call Phase 1
Bex Live fast and steal everything. she/her Goblin Word Count: ~50 words in Phase 1, ~150 words in full series Voice Notes: Bex speaks a con-lang, …
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Scott Paladin @scottpaladin.com · 24/09/2025
Although i think every non-villainous Breathing Space character is queer. These were just off the top of the dome. (art by Jeremiah, @bipolyjack.bsky.social, @lazyhunnybee.bsky.social, and @achill3a.bsky.social
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Scott Paladin @scottpaladin.com · 24/09/2025
Post your queer characters Nulla/Evie Yurisdottir, Queer cybernetic streetrat Robert "Grey" Greyfriar and Link Ekaskin, very gay for each other Brother Aryre, vagabond cleric with an adopted daughter coparenting with his "it complicated" boyfriend/husband Cat and Heck, the noodleshop wives.
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Vic "Loxley" Collins @satyricorner.live · 23/09/2025
When it comes to consent a fictional work is not about what is happening to the characters - they don't exist, so their consent is irrelevant It's a scene between the creator and the person reading, or listening, or playing the work. The consent is you choosing to keep experiencing it or not
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Store 236 @store236pod.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
This week, we introduce more of our production staff, starting with composer @achill3a.bsky.social, whose fantastic scoring enables many an emotion crime I mean helps enhance our story.
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Scott Paladin @scottpaladin.com · 21/09/2025
If @animesickos.bsky.social ever wants to quite tom's record club and needs a new patreon feed item, may i suggest a juvenile sci fi warcrime bookclub called Animorph Sickos?
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Scott Paladin @scottpaladin.com · 21/09/2025
Culinarily, there's really not much between crab/lobster and other arthropods. It's just their big size that makes it easier to get at the meat inside without having to chew a chitinous exoskeleton. We already eat bugs, just gotta widen our palettes a bit.
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Scott Paladin @scottpaladin.com · 19/09/2025
This fucking whips
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Store 236 @store236pod.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
What better way to end Editor Week than with our absurdly talented sound designer (and voice of The Watchman), @samstark.bsky.social?
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Scott Paladin @scottpaladin.com · 19/09/2025
Two weeks. #castingcall #audiodrama #itaw
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WOLFSKULLJACK @wolfskulljack.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
The perils of taking a werewolf wife- 2022 Happy werewolf Wednesday
Digital art, my work. A knight with a skilled face holds his werewolf bride
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Scott Paladin @scottpaladin.com · 17/09/2025
Oh my god, I was thinking the yeti was the one using mini connector but they BOTH are. HOW did this brand get so popular?
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Scott Paladin @scottpaladin.com · 17/09/2025
It's also still using mini-USB in the year of our lord 2025. A connector that remembers a pre-9/11 world.
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Scott Paladin @scottpaladin.com · 17/09/2025
I will say this about the Blue Yeti: At least it's not the Blue Snowball.
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Scott Paladin @scottpaladin.com · 14/09/2025
This is "It Takes a Wolf" lore
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Amy Young @achill3a.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
33 days until @store236pod.bsky.social opens. 👀🎈📦☕️☠️😱😈
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Scott Paladin @scottpaladin.com · 12/09/2025
Three-ish weeks left on the It Takes a Wolf phase one casting call. #voiceactor #castingcall #audiodrama
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Ella Watts is making Camlann Season 2! @gejwatts.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
So let's talk about why this sucks. I am so angry and so disappointed, but I also know that a lot of people might not understand why I and my queer friends are feeling this way. Read on for an explanation 🧵(1/14)
Screenshot of a Variety article by Todd Spangler with a headline that reads "Audible's Harry Potter Series Expands cast with Keira Knightley, Kit Harington, James McAvoy, Simon Pegg and More"Kit Harington as Professor Lockhart; Keira Knightley as Professor Umbridge; Iwan Rheon as Professor Lupin; Ruth Wilson as Bellatrix Lestrange; Ambika Mod as Nymphadora Tonks; Leo Woodall as Bill Weasley; Simon Pegg as Arthur Weasley; James McAvoy as Mad-Eye Moody; Gemma Whelan as Professor Sprout; and Matt Berry as Sir Cadogan.

Cush Jumbo OBE as the narrator, Hugh Laurie as Albus Dumbledore, Matthew Macfadyen as Lord Voldemort, Riz Ahmed as Professor Snape, Michelle Gomez as Professor McGonagall, Mark Addy as Hagrid, Alex Hassell as Lucius Malfoy, Daniel Mays as Dobby, and Sara and Avni Deshmukh as The Patil Twins.
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Scott Paladin @scottpaladin.com · 11/09/2025
he died doing what he loved: having all his blood fall out of his neck
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