Scott Mintzer @scottmintzer.bsky.social · 26/08/2026If you’re a football fan, you’ve seen the latest study showing that at least 25% of NFL players get CTE, and probably much more. This is your regular reminder that American football is a bloodsport and should not exist. 040
Scott Mintzer @scottmintzer.bsky.social · 05/06/2026Nadia is perfectly channeling my feelings today 020
Scott Mintzer @scottmintzer.bsky.social · 21/02/2026What is wrong with these fucking people, Exhibit #347. 010
Scott Mintzer @scottmintzer.bsky.social · 03/09/2025In case you’ve ever wondered, “Why does a bathroom need a window anyway?” The answer is, of course, that it’s for your cat. 050
Scott Mintzer @scottmintzer.bsky.social · 16/08/2025Local bar near my house had cans of Heady Topper, a Vermont beer of great repute. I have never before seen a recommendation to drink a beer straight from the can. 030
Scott Mintzer @scottmintzer.bsky.social · 25/06/2025In college, I was on an outing with a woman from Michigan when we saw a plane flying overhead with a marriage proposal. “Oh, look,” she read. “‘Terry, will you marry me? Gary.’” I remember being outraged that she pronounced all three of those words with the same vowel sound. 010
Scott Mintzer @scottmintzer.bsky.social · 14/06/2025At the periphery of a very sizable crowd at the NoKings Philly rally. 031
Scott Mintzer @scottmintzer.bsky.social · 11/06/2025Everybody talks about Pet Sounds, but for me SMiLE might be the single best popular music album ever recorded. I remember just sitting there with my mouth half-open the first time I listened to it. 000
Scott Mintzer @scottmintzer.bsky.social · 11/03/2025Got this as a gift from someone at work. It says, “With the scent of fluorescent lights and a whiff of existential dread.” 1161
Scott Mintzer @scottmintzer.bsky.social · 20/02/2025Had a little catbaret act in my home last night… 040
Scott Mintzer @scottmintzer.bsky.social · 09/02/2025Here’s every other poll from the month of February. I don’t think any president has ever had numbers like these in his first month of office. 2246
Scott Mintzer @scottmintzer.bsky.social · 02/02/2025Somebody at the Continental Midtown in Philadelphia invented Pastrami Fried Rice, and that person is a fucking culinary genius. 160
Scott Mintzer @scottmintzer.bsky.social · 18/01/2025Today’s used bookstore find: a beautiful, leather-bound, autographed copy of EL Dcotorow’s Ragtime. 050
Scott Mintzer @scottmintzer.bsky.social · 28/12/2024This year’s Chanukah discovery: if you happen to find yourself without apple sauce or sour cream, plain whole milk Greek yogurt makes an excellent latke accompaniment. 🕎 050
Scott Mintzer @scottmintzer.bsky.social · 21/11/2024Odds of me getting a fresh baguette home without its crusty end ripped off and devoured: approaching zero. 160
Scott Mintzer @scottmintzer.bsky.social · 05/11/2024You will also have to embrace roast pork sandwiches, John Coltrane, and Gritty. 050
Scott Mintzer @scottmintzer.bsky.social · 24/10/2024It’s even cooler in person without the Cookie Monster eyes. (The Art Institute of Chicago only displays it for a few months every several years.) 040
Scott Mintzer @scottmintzer.bsky.social · 08/10/2024Philly's homicide rate is less than half what it was in 2022. Nothing the city has done accounts for this, just like nothing the city did accounted for the rise before. People need to acknowledge that crime trends owe largely to large-scale factors that can’t be addressed at the local level. 031
Scott Mintzer @scottmintzer.bsky.social · 25/09/2024Looking forward to making an announcement about my upcoming novel, “BLUESKY BLACKMAIL”. 000
Scott Mintzer @scottmintzer.bsky.social · 18/09/2024Maybe this’ll earn me bragging rights some day… 000
Scott Mintzer @scottmintzer.bsky.social · 11/09/20242024 And even fortune cookies Come with QR codes #haiku 010
Scott Mintzer @scottmintzer.bsky.social · 19/08/2024This just showed up in my FB feed. The amount of grift in the contemporary right-wing movement is truly impressive. 010
Scott Mintzer @scottmintzer.bsky.social · 15/08/2024Rod Chast is an absurd, neurotic genius. And I’ll have a single scoop of Bitcoin. 000
Scott Mintzer @scottmintzer.bsky.social · 21/11/2023I really like Unibroue, not only for the taste of their beers, but for what they call them. I’ve always said that “La Fin Du Monde” was my pick for all-time best beer name, but given the state of the world, I might have pick “Ce N’est Pas La Fin Di Monde” as my new favorite. 030
Scott Mintzer @scottmintzer.bsky.social · 01/10/2023Well if they’re gonna bring one of the most iconic paintings in American history all the way from France to within a mile of my house… 120
Scott Mintzer @scottmintzer.bsky.social · 01/10/2023Went to a Moroccan restaurant and wound up ordering Jew Brunch. 030
Scott Mintzer @scottmintzer.bsky.social · 26/09/2023I saw the headlines from a couple months ago about how ChatGPT’s answers to patients’ questions were rated as far more empathetic than doctor’s answers. Seemed quite an indictment. Today I learned the main reason for this: the computer’s answers were literally 4 times longer. 101
Scott Mintzer @scottmintzer.bsky.social · 12/09/2023These two heard that the lions outside the New York Public Library might retire and are auditioning for the job. 020