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Scott Lyons

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Scott Lyons @scottlyons.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
This is about a previous eclipse, but I think it bears reposting.
Tweet from Edgar Blamm (@EdgarBlamm): Cannae beat Glasgow. Just saw two neds throwing stones at the eclipse and calling it a "fucking daftie".
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Scott Lyons @scottlyons.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
I have this picture saved to my phone for whenever I need a pick-me-up
Photo of Sid James driving a go-kart. He looks really happy.
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Scott Lyons @scottlyons.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Post a warning
A sign on a bird's cage that reads "please do not put your fingers in my personal space or I will bite them"
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Scott Lyons @scottlyons.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Follow @brainmage.bsky.social for long enough and you start seeing these everywhere.
A page for a local nature reserve on the Nottinghamshire Wildlife Trust website. The nature reserve is called Wilford Claypit.
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Scott Lyons @scottlyons.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
On the 32nd day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
An eBay product listing with the description THIRTY TWO LADIES SNOWBOARDING BOOTS LASHED FT 2014 BLACK
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Scott Lyons @scottlyons.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
I can't explain why, but this review demands to be read in Garth Marenghi's voice.
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Scott Lyons @scottlyons.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
The four ages of man
Screenshot of a Wikipedia article showing four chapter headings: Early life, Career, Death, and Deathgasm Ensemble
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Scott Lyons @scottlyons.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?
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Scott Lyons @scottlyons.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Worst Bond girl ever.
A Google Maps street map showing the location of a hamburger restaurant; the name of the restaurant is Miss Dong Burger
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Scott Lyons @scottlyons.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Chaucer can be adorable sometimes.
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Scott Lyons @scottlyons.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
This DVD cover cracks me up every time I see it. Ah yes, Clockwise, that famous...slasher film?
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Scott Lyons @scottlyons.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
From Wikipedia's list of Royal Variety Performances. I'm trying to decide which of these could be names of present-day pop acts. Grock, La Pia, Little Tich, Du Calion, Sam Barton, Cecilia Loftus...maybe Pipifax and Penlo?
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Scott Lyons @scottlyons.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Me to my cat: "Why are you yelling? I've just fed you." My cat, a liar:
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