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SL @scottlewis.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

WNBA first round predictions: Lynx in 2 Fever in 3 Mystics in 3 Valkyries in 2

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SL @scottlewis.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

U have to understand that this was state of the art in 2012

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SL @scottlewis.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Toronto teens love to spend $300 at Pacific Mall on clothes where all the logos look like this

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SL @scottlewis.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Hearing Mark Carney has sold New Brunswick to a private equity firm

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SL @scottlewis.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

The Edmonton Oilers have signed Mike Danton to a PTO

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SL @scottlewis.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Gamers are freaking out over Wolverine scoring 78 on Metacritic when a 78 average would land you genius status at the University of New Brunswick or St. FX

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SL @scottlewis.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

I think I know what's been wrong with Vladimir Guerrero Jr., according to this ESPN Fantasy news alert he's actually four (4) years older than previously believed!

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SL @scottlewis.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

You know what's not down? The complete 29-volume Funk & Wagnalls New Encyclopedia

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SL @scottlewis.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Steve Ballmer is not above attending Clippers games in a cheap disguise, in fact he's probably shopping for one right now

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SL @scottlewis.bsky.social · 03/02/2025

This is Doug Ford's lane, pulling up in a muscle car with his jean J on. It's a good show, which we'll find out in 16 months cost tax payers $2.5 billion for some reason

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SL @scottlewis.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Absolute loser behaviour from an absolute loser

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SL @scottlewis.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Holly Rowe spending time in Leslieville means she's probably experienced more of Toronto than most of the Tempo players

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SL @scottlewis.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

One for the greatest scientific questions of our time: Is there an academic work that references Vin Diesel outrunning the sunrise on Crematoria in The Chronicles of Riddick? Yes there is

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SL @scottlewis.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

I sure hope this mandatory AI Slop Recognition Training doesn't reveal that I once thought Chet Holmgren had cornrows for a few minutes

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SL @scottlewis.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

My hottest Kawhi take is once this all completely falls apart Bobby Webster should be fired

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SL @scottlewis.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

The Well at Front and Spadina has gotta be one of the most vapid creations in Toronto's history. Great spot to find a $1000 Dutch oven, 90s t-shirt for $130, or get some cop tattoos done

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SL @scottlewis.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Oh look Canada's worst sports writer and known coward Cathal Kelly has weighed in on something he can't even begin to understand

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SL @scottlewis.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

The Angels will make an appropriate home for Arjun Nimmala to go hit .212 with a sub-.350 SLG one day

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SL @scottlewis.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Gotta love to see this guy on TV, he'll say anything! "Actually America was built on the backs of poor people with scurvy, so maybe we should all eat fewer fruit and vegetables"

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SL @scottlewis.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Union Station awash with Tempo fans and Lynyrd Skynyrd concert goers, wild mix

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SL @scottlewis.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Figured out what the first note from The Odyssey scene (iykyk) reminds me of open.spotify.com/track/4a46MK...

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Distortions

Clinic · Internal Wrangler · Song · 2000

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SL @scottlewis.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Tired: Dick punchin' Wired:

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SL @scottlewis.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

U know Nick Nurse ain't seeing year 2 of LeBron

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SL @scottlewis.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Cannot understate how big of a piece of shit this guy is

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SL @scottlewis.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Grok, make me a historically accurate cyclops

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SL @scottlewis.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Yes I have used AI to support my case that Canada has tampered with the original Golden Grahams recipe and I will not be taking any questions at this time

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SL @scottlewis.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Hopefully other teams around MLB take notice of the Blue Jays Joe Carter statue and begin to replace their own monuments to capitalism with iconic franchise players

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SL @scottlewis.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

I'm in rural Pennsylvania and it is so abundantly clear here how bad some people really want to fuck that flag

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SL @scottlewis.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Bring him home, put an end to the OVO era

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SL @scottlewis.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Kawhi bring uncle Dennis back for one last job: get Poeltl outta here

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SL @scottlewis.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Brandon Ingram was one of the most-Clippers guys in the league anyway. It's his destiny

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SL @scottlewis.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Bronny James to the Xianjiang Flying Tigers

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SL @scottlewis.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

I, for one, would not trade for Kawhi Leonard before a resolution in the Aspiration investigation but that is just me!

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SL @scottlewis.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

I think we're maybe a few years away yet but we're going to see an NHL kid named Puxon

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SL @scottlewis.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

LaMelo Ball driving a $150k Hummer into the Queens Quay streetcar tunnel

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SL @scottlewis.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

The Florida Panthers, a roster so riddled with subhuman wastemen that Ottawa accepted zero of their players

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SL @scottlewis.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

Habs fans: "Aho, the one that got away" Jets fans: "So happy for Ehlers, so clutch!" Oilers fans: "Taylor Hall, the one we gave away" Leafs fans: *sneaking around Las Vegas suburbs in full camo gear, lying prone in a ditch with a burner phone* "Pick up, Mitch. PICK UP"

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SL @scottlewis.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

Big data science work here, but if you ensure at least 50 rebounds and 30 assists you go 82-0

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SL @scottlewis.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

Controversial opinion: Wemby's whole problem is he's a Sanderson guy. You can see it. He believes in the system. He needs Abercrombie. Chaos. Violence. The blade itself

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SL @scottlewis.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

A Carolina-Vegas Stanley Cup Final will mark some all-time awful jersey combinations

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SL @scottlewis.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

Fitbit app changed to Google Health and sends me AI-powered notifications like "way to get a sweat-on with 23 minutes of late activity!" and man I literally just ate too much sodium and am smoking a j behind my house

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SL @scottlewis.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

Hey, this website u like where u interact with pals and get some news... I got NEWS for u, it isn't working - Me, a C-list journalist whose posts on here suck shit and get no engagement

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