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Scott Lefton

@scottlefton.bsky.social
889 followers 286 following 256 posts

Engineer / Artist, mad scientist, creator of disturbing ice cream flavors.

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Scott Lefton @scottlefton.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
His expression is pure “But the cookie jar was right there!”.
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Scott Lefton @scottlefton.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Given the choice of cover photo, a more accurate title would be “Sam Altman Turns His Back On Humanity”.
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Scott Lefton @scottlefton.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
If the Democrats win the Senate, they must block every single Trump nominee. Period.
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Scott Lefton @scottlefton.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Another right-wing dirtbag trying to play the victim.
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Scott Lefton @scottlefton.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
And some of the Magats are even stupid enough to believe it’ll happen.
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Scott Lefton @scottlefton.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
What a broken creature.
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Ellsworth Green @greenellsworth.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Scott Lefton @scottlefton.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It is so disheartening that she’s turned out to be a centrist idiot.
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sliwa getting a flu shot: This could be very embarrassing. I’m supposed to be a tough guy, right? Mamdani: I can hold your hand. Sliwa: What happens if I faint? Mamdani: I got you. Doctor: You’re in great hands, literally. New Yorkers can find free flu shots and locations at nyc.gov/healthmap
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Scott Lefton @scottlefton.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Or they knew but thought it wouldn’t happen to special li’l them.
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Scott Lefton @scottlefton.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Definitely both.
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Scott Lefton @scottlefton.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Totally reasonable!
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Scott Lefton @scottlefton.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Now I’m thinking about how satisfying it would be if the not-codeworthy ballroom was full of Trump and his bunch, and suddenly the roof collapsed onto them.
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Columbine @redcolumbine.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Scott Lefton @scottlefton.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Conan the Destroyer was the most unintentionally funny movie I’ve ever seen.
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Scott Lefton @scottlefton.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Abolish ICE. Then prosecute the thugs who were in it.
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Scott Lefton @scottlefton.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Always playing the victim, too.
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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Scott Lefton @scottlefton.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Yet another reason that I don’t use any product that’s been touched by Zuck’s greasy fingers.
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Scott Lefton @scottlefton.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Ditch all of Zuck’s toxic products. Just do it.
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Scott Lefton @scottlefton.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Anything less than full prosecution and removal (preferably followed by a trial for treason) is Not Ok.
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Scott Lefton @scottlefton.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
And no, I wouldn’t trust FedEx or DHL either.
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Scott Lefton @scottlefton.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Seriously, who lets bozos like UPS transport sensitive military components?
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Scott Lefton @scottlefton.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
He cannot be trusted.
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Scott Lefton @scottlefton.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
That goat better get away fast!
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Scott Lefton @scottlefton.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Time for a recall election.
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Scott Lefton @scottlefton.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
ACAB.
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Bruce Springsteen @brucespringsteen.net · 23/09/2026
(1/3) Bruce Springsteen and The E Street Band have released the second part of their Philadelphia Freedom Cut project today, sharing official video of the next seven songs from their Land of Hope and Dreams American Tour finale.
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Scott Lefton @scottlefton.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
He’s proven himself an enemy of trans people, time and time again.
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Scott Lefton @scottlefton.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The last trip I had with British Airways, they lost one of my bags for three days. Every single time I called the customer service line it would be a recording saying that “due to unusually high call volume” they couldn’t help me then, and would hang up. You couldn’t pay me to fly with them again.
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Scott Lefton @scottlefton.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Now I’m imaging the home insurance report concerning Burglar Eaten By A Bear.
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Scott Lefton @scottlefton.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Newsom has shown repeatedly that he’s not to be trusted.
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Scott Lefton @scottlefton.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I don’t think you want a bear living under your porch, unless you have a problem with porch pirates.
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Scott Lefton @scottlefton.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Next step up from that would be bear-proof rubbish bins. Those are impressive.
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Scott Lefton @scottlefton.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
After thinking about it for a bit, I have a theory about how they managed the heist, and if I’m correct it took at least two of them working together. great, now I’m picturing the raccoon suburban version of Ocean’s Eleven.
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Scott Lefton @scottlefton.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It appears that raccoons in our neighborhood have figured out how to open the heavy hinge-lidded rubbish bins that the city provides us with. Twice now we’ve found the remains of a very messy trash picnic on the lids of one bin.
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This aired just the once in 1998 on the live SNL show for which McKay wrote it. It was effectively banned as it never aired again. I wonder why. MEDIA-OPOLY
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Scott Lefton @scottlefton.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This sounds almost like the sourdough starter from A Wizard’s Guide To Defensive Baking.
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Scott Lefton @scottlefton.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
None of their content is worth putting up with ads, especially if you’re already paying for the content.
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Scott Lefton @scottlefton.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
About the 22nd Amendment, it was said that the Republicans aimed for Roosevelt and hit Eisenhower.
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Scott Lefton @scottlefton.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
What a fantastic creative tool it was. No batteries, no gimmicks, it just worked. And it made you think about how the geometry actually functioned.
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Max B 💙 🔶 🇺🇦 🇬🇧 🇪🇺 @maxbrockbank.com · 18/09/2026
Worried about AI Robots? All you need is more ram, and a dogged determination to overcome.
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Scott Lefton @scottlefton.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It’s the Loc-Nar from Heavy Metal!
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Scott Lefton @scottlefton.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
He’s still a colossally evil piece of shit.
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Princess Vimentin PhD | Cancer Biologist @princess-vimentin.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
We desperately need this energy right now. We will need quite a few dumpsters. Fifty days until the #bluewave in November!
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 10/09/2026
"As we’ve long held, the smartest midterm strategy is to do what we’ve always done: Play it safe, tack to the center, and hope for the best. Go small and predictable, or go home—are we right?" buff.ly/tt1slzK
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These Exciting Progressive Candidates Who Might Lose Must Be Replaced by Boring Moderates Who Will Definitely Lose
“Yeah, we know, we’re seen as boring and old and out of touch. But we’re hungry for progress. As long as it feels scripted and familiar. We’re ready to usher...
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Scott Lefton @scottlefton.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
AI slop for sure. It looks like there’s one face for all of the men and one face for all of the women.
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Scott Lefton @scottlefton.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Whatever you do, please don’t take ferric chloride (available from many electronics suppliers) and brush it on the stainless steel body. That would cause rapid etching damage. Please be sure not to do that!
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Scott Lefton @scottlefton.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
No need for racist language ever. It’s enough to say that Jeffries is spineless and ineffective, and needs to be replaced by someone who consistently will support the voters.
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Scott Lefton @scottlefton.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
If I remember correctly the building was 666 Fifth Avenue, and the Saudis bailed him out. Funny thing, that.
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