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Scott Wha Hae 🏳️‍🌈

@scottland.one
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Blithely tripping the high-wire between basic and extra. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Connoisseur of absurdities. My late dog was a Muttville gal. So is my current dog! 🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾 He/him/hey you

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Scott Wha Hae 🏳️‍🌈 @scottland.one · 6h
Tonight's movie: EASY LIVING (1937) starring Jean Arthur and Ray Milland. Bea has fallen asleep (post-prandial coma) but I am awake and really enjoying the film!
Small grey dog Beatrice is zoned out on her dog bed. She is snoring discreetly as befits a lady of quality.
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Scott Wha Hae 🏳️‍🌈 @scottland.one · 9h
Small gold-and-white dog Dottie sits on a daisy-pied lawn with head raised, eyes closed, and a smile on her face. Above her a caption reads WHEN YOU OVERHEAR SOMEONE SAY 'WHAT A PRETTY GIRL' AND YOU KNOW THEY MEAN YOU
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Scott Wha Hae 🏳️‍🌈 @scottland.one · 05/10/2026
Tonight, a Gene Tierney 1940s double feature: HEAVEN CAN WAIT (1943) and THAT WONDERFUL URGE (1948). And of course my viewing companion is my gorgeous grey goblin, the inimitable Beatrice.
Small grey dog Beatrice looks pensive and with downcast eyes at the ridiculous notion that Miss Tierney might be more beautiful than Bea herself is.
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Scott Wha Hae 🏳️‍🌈 @scottland.one · 04/10/2026
Video sent me tonight from Beatrice's foster dad. She is beyond adorable!
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Scott Wha Hae 🏳️‍🌈 @scottland.one · 04/10/2026
Tonight's movie.
HOLY MATRIMONY (1943) starring Monty Woolley.
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Scott Wha Hae 🏳️‍🌈 @scottland.one · 03/10/2026
A Rosalind Russell 1940s double feature and a little grey goblin sleeping nearby make for a lovely Friday night.
Small grey dog Beatrice sleeps peacefully on her comfy plush dog bed.
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Scott Wha Hae 🏳️‍🌈 @scottland.one · 03/10/2026
Little Beatrice was quietly, adorably snoring but when I took this photo she woke up just enough to give me some world-class side-eye and then promptly resumed snoring. 🤣🥰
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Scott Wha Hae 🏳️‍🌈 @scottland.one · 03/10/2026
Poppy deserves all the happiness. So says my little grey goblin Beatrice and so say I!
Closeup of small grey dog Beatrice's cute face.
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Scott Wha Hae 🏳️‍🌈 @scottland.one · 30/09/2026
It's been just five weeks and I'm obsessed with her!
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Scott Wha Hae 🏳️‍🌈 @scottland.one · 30/09/2026
The test results. She also has German shepherd, pit bull, and poodle ancestry (noted under the "Supermutt" category).
Bea is chihuahua, rat terrier, min-pin, pomeranian, silky terrier, cairn terrier, and pekingese!
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Scott Wha Hae 🏳️‍🌈 @scottland.one · 30/09/2026
My Beatrice's DNA results are in and these are two of her kids. They don't look a lot like her but they are adorable!
Beatrice's daughter, who lives in Fairfield CA, where Bea was found on the street as a stray in June. Beatrice's son, who lives across the Bay in Belmont CA.
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Scott Wha Hae 🏳️‍🌈 @scottland.one · 30/09/2026
I want to say he's turning into this but Mr. Peanut is actually likeable.
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Scott Wha Hae 🏳️‍🌈 @scottland.one · 29/09/2026
This appears to be an American hairless terrier, a breed derived from the rat terrier. My hairless Beatrice is part rat terrier!
A grey American hairless terrier, in a photo from Wikipedia. My hairless grey dog Beatrice looks strikingly similar to the American hairless.
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Scott Wha Hae 🏳️‍🌈 @scottland.one · 28/09/2026
I saw this in my neighborhood; it seems like a not-inappropriate way to celebrate your birthday. 🎂
Sidewalk chalk drawing of two footprints under the words JAZZ HANDS.
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Scott Wha Hae 🏳️‍🌈 @scottland.one · 28/09/2026
...or aerobics class. 😁
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Scott Wha Hae 🏳️‍🌈 @scottland.one · 27/09/2026
So I've become friends with Beatrice's foster dad (he had her for two months); last night I sent him this pic of her peeing like a boy dog and this was his response 😂🤣😂
The response to the pic says, in part, "She definitely has big dick energy."
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Scott Wha Hae 🏳️‍🌈 @scottland.one · 27/09/2026
This little-known spot in Golden Gate Park features a mysterious Druidical circle of dressed stones. Some of us call it Doghenge. Here we see Beatrice communing with her pagan roots. #DogsOfSanFrancisco #DogsOfBluesky
Small grey dog Beatrice poses within a circle of rectangular stones; behind her are trees and shrubs.
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Scott Wha Hae 🏳️‍🌈 @scottland.one · 27/09/2026
My little grey goblin, today in Golden Gate Park. #DogsOfSanFrancisco #DogsOfBluesky
Small grey dog Beatrice poses in dappled shade on a dirt path.
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Scott Wha Hae 🏳️‍🌈 @scottland.one · 26/09/2026
Film you've watched more than six times with a GIF
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Scott Wha Hae 🏳️‍🌈 @scottland.one · 26/09/2026
I went to college in Utah decades ago and fell in love with apple beer. To this day it's my favorite export from that state, and I occasionally get some at BevMo, but they don't always have it here so I'll order a 12-pack for delivery direct from the source.
A 12oz can of apple beer, which has been brewed in Utah since 1964.
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Scott Wha Hae 🏳️‍🌈 @scottland.one · 26/09/2026
My feed just now. I love it when this happens 🤣
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Scott Wha Hae 🏳️‍🌈 @scottland.one · 26/09/2026
Just in case you think I was joking, here she is lifting her leg on a lamppost 🤪😂
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Scott Wha Hae 🏳️‍🌈 @scottland.one · 25/09/2026
😁👍
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Scott Wha Hae 🏳️‍🌈 @scottland.one · 23/09/2026
Repost with an image of your favorite James Bond (wrong answers only)
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Scott Wha Hae 🏳️‍🌈 @scottland.one · 23/09/2026
You don't say. 🤪
Murray Bartlett in an infamous sex scene from THE WHITE LOTUS.
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Scott Wha Hae 🏳️‍🌈 @scottland.one · 22/09/2026
History doesn't repeat itself, they say, but sometimes it rhymes. Here is Beatrice, yesterday, and Dottie, five years ago.
Small grey dog Beatrice hides under an old jacket of mine; only her snout peeks out.Here's my former dog Dottie hiding under a blanket. Like Beatrice, all we can see is the tip of her snout peeking out. But Dottie added a twist: she's upside-down.
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Scott Wha Hae 🏳️‍🌈 @scottland.one · 22/09/2026
😁👍
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Scott Wha Hae 🏳️‍🌈 @scottland.one · 22/09/2026
What's your favorite gif?
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Scott Wha Hae 🏳️‍🌈 @scottland.one · 22/09/2026
Describe your Bluesky account with a single image.
A woman looks at the camera in shock? dismay? puzzlement? while a guy behind her, wearing a wrestling singlet with a huge cat face on his lower back and butt performs some sort of physical therapy move on a third person who is almost completely hidden from our view.
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Scott Wha Hae 🏳️‍🌈 @scottland.one · 21/09/2026
This is a dance off. If you see this post a dance.
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Scott Wha Hae 🏳️‍🌈 @scottland.one · 20/09/2026
Any excuse to bring up one of my favorite lyrics 😁
SECOND WOMAN
My Christian Dior
I wore, then tore,
Got fitted for
A new Balenciaga.
Then to Jacques Fath
For just one hat --
Got something that
Will drive you ga-ga.
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Scott Wha Hae 🏳️‍🌈 @scottland.one · 20/09/2026
Beatrice's new favorite thing is to perch herself on the pillow ABOVE MY HEAD while I lay reading, napping, or sleeping. Like everything about her (the peeing like a boy dog, the hairlessness, etc.) it's weird and adorable. 🤣🥰
Small grey dog Beatrice looks very full of herself as she lies sphinx-like on the pillow above my head. Part of my face (showing a resigned expression) is visible in the lower right corner.
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Scott Wha Hae 🏳️‍🌈 @scottland.one · 19/09/2026
My dog Beatrice's trainer surprised me by sending me this photo yesterday after our session. I had no idea he'd taken it. 😍
Small grey dog Beatrice looks quizzically at the camera. I'm standing behind her, a small portion of my right leg and left foot visible.
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Scott Wha Hae 🏳️‍🌈 @scottland.one · 19/09/2026
Mrs. Slocombe from ARE YOU BEING SERVED with the caption "Ooh, you're weak as water. Weak as water!
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Scott Wha Hae 🏳️‍🌈 @scottland.one · 19/09/2026
LMAO this is gross, but utterly unsurprising. #SanFrancisco sfstandard.com/2026/09/18/c...
James Qin, who first posted a photo of the health violation on Google Maps, wrote that he went to the Dogpatch location because Corgi’s Financial District cafe is “smelly,” not well maintained, and has “overpriced coffee and bad smelling bathrooms.”
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Scott Wha Hae 🏳️‍🌈 @scottland.one · 18/09/2026
Little Beatrice aced her training session this morning near Robin Williams Meadow in Golden Gate Park. Good girl!
Small grey dog Beatrice stands at semi alert just prior to her second lesson this morning with the professional trainer. She's scanning the horizon but her body language says she's somewhat relaxed.
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Scott Wha Hae 🏳️‍🌈 @scottland.one · 18/09/2026
My historically accurate version of the Odyssey did not dominate the box office as I hoped.
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Scott Wha Hae 🏳️‍🌈 @scottland.one · 17/09/2026
I have never seen it but I HAVE seen this one from the same year (and season), "the year's gayest picture." With these two, THE WOMEN, THE WIZARD OF OZ, GONE WITH THE WIND, etc. could 1939 be the queerest year in cinema history? 😁
A poster for Ann Sheridan in WINTER CARNIVAL from 1939).
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Scott Wha Hae 🏳️‍🌈 @scottland.one · 16/09/2026
🤤
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Scott Wha Hae 🏳️‍🌈 @scottland.one · 16/09/2026
I am mad at mine bc this is certainly not my idea of "plum."
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Scott Wha Hae 🏳️‍🌈 @scottland.one · 15/09/2026
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Scott Wha Hae 🏳️‍🌈 @scottland.one · 15/09/2026
One of mine who came later. I even have an autographed photo! 🤩
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Scott Wha Hae 🏳️‍🌈 @scottland.one · 15/09/2026
Every gay is born with a diva. Who's your diva?
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Scott Wha Hae 🏳️‍🌈 @scottland.one · 14/09/2026
My new dog's name is Beatrice (Bea for short), full name: Beatrice Arthur Blueberry Cheesecake. Named in remembrance of my last dog Dottie, who was Dorothy Zbornak at the rescue; because Bea's own shelter name was Bluetiful (ugh); and, of course, in honor of Ms. Arthur herself. And CHEESECAKE! 🤩😁
Small grey dog Beatrice rests on her soft doggy bed, eyes half shut. She wears a jeweled black leather collar.
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Scott Wha Hae 🏳️‍🌈 @scottland.one · 14/09/2026
She's an artiste! So was Dottie 😂
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Scott Wha Hae 🏳️‍🌈 @scottland.one · 14/09/2026
Blissed-out dog after hypnotic tummy rub 🥰
Small grey dog Beatrice falls asleep with my hand on her tummy, after I gave her an extended belly massage which she apparently liked very much.
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Scott Wha Hae 🏳️‍🌈 @scottland.one · 14/09/2026
Little Beatrice's first training session was only Friday and we're already seeing results (even though I'm not yet all that good at implementing the program). This trainer knows his stuff. 👍
Small grey dog Beatrice naps on a colorful fleece blanket after another busy, exciting day.
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Scott Wha Hae 🏳️‍🌈 @scottland.one · 14/09/2026
Yep, even my little girl can (and usually does) cock her leg up to pee or mark. She has higher T than Shitler. 🤣
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Scott Wha Hae 🏳️‍🌈 @scottland.one · 13/09/2026
How I flirt:
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Scott Wha Hae 🏳️‍🌈 @scottland.one · 12/09/2026
This headline from 30 years ago made me laugh so hard I saved it. 😁👍
Photo of a newspaper article headlined "Bishop, Gay Priest Butt Heads."
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