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@scottjohnson.wtf
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Creative technology, tech policy, film, music. Cleveland isn't the Midwest.

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Scott Johnson @scottjohnson.wtf · 7h
photo of Tom Cotton and Trump. Trump is orange, giving a “thumbs up” and Cotton looks like a skinny pale dweeb
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Scott Johnson @scottjohnson.wtf · 03/10/2026
One of those NYT conservative intellectuals.
X post from Richard Hanania

Incredible reporting from the NYT.

The woman at Cornell did not consider herself a rape victim until she saw people making fun of her for being a slut. 

She went to her "big sister" in her sorority and confessed that she had been a slut. Then while texting one of the men she reassured him that she enjoyed the first part of it and nothing illegal had happened. 

Later, she texted him that she was traumatized. Not by the sex, but because everyone was laughing at her. 

One week after her "rape," she was mad that she got disinvited from a party at the frathouse of her "rapists"!!!!!!!

Only a few days later, she decided that she was a "rape victim." Nobody would laugh at her anymore! She went from an object of ridicule and shame to a hero.

Once again, we need to have a serious conversation about how women are being lied to.

People do not respect sluts. Even at woke Ivy League universities. Human nature is what it is.

The lesson is women should protect their reputations by not doing things like this.
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Scott Johnson @scottjohnson.wtf · 30/09/2026
ON IT
Kash Patel
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Scott Johnson @scottjohnson.wtf · 29/09/2026
“We Taught This Chimpanzee to Understand the Median Voter's Politics and He
Hanged Himself”
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Scott Johnson @scottjohnson.wtf · 27/09/2026
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Scott Johnson @scottjohnson.wtf · 26/09/2026
real
Instagram ad for Kohler “Claude Smart Toilet”
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Scott Johnson @scottjohnson.wtf · 23/09/2026
Make America a DSA sandwich
Los Angeles Times breaking news headline: “Raman takes big lead over Bass in latest poll for L.A. mayor's race”
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Scott Johnson @scottjohnson.wtf · 22/09/2026
Community noted
screenshot of the Logan bros at the Pentagon, with an attached “community note” stating: “What the fuck”
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Scott Johnson @scottjohnson.wtf · 22/09/2026
Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot
To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming
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Scott Johnson @scottjohnson.wtf · 21/09/2026
Leopards eating a red MAGA hat
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Scott Johnson @scottjohnson.wtf · 18/09/2026
The woke left made me do it
Alfred P. Murrah Federal Building in Oklahoma City, Oklahoma, in rubble
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Scott Johnson @scottjohnson.wtf · 15/09/2026
Elon Musk, jumping up and down
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Scott Johnson @scottjohnson.wtf · 15/09/2026
Eagle helmet. Checkmate.
Metzenbaum U.S. Courthouse, Cleveland OH
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Scott Johnson @scottjohnson.wtf · 10/09/2026
Tax rich people
TITLE'Recreational barns' a popular trend for luxury property owners

PHOTO CREDIT: "Gambrel Roof Barn," recreational barn. (William H. Childs, Jr. & Associates, Inc.)

AUTHOR Elizabeth Schanz
September 09, 2026 02:27 PM EDT

Pickleball courts, RV garages and entertainment spaces are showing up on luxury-home properties across Northeast Ohio, not just as home additions, but as amenities with a faux rustic twist.
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Scott Johnson @scottjohnson.wtf · 10/09/2026
oh no alliteration how will he ever recover from that
"Gutless Gibney's fatal flaw of fabricating a false film," Musk posted.
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Scott Johnson @scottjohnson.wtf · 08/09/2026
What we learned about the disputed Cleveland murder warrant and its undisclosed AI lead www.cleveland.com/metro/2026/0...
Detectives sent surveillance images to the Northeast Ohio Regional Fusion Center, which used Clearview AI and returned Tolbert as an investigative lead.

The affidavit did not identify Clearview or explain how the Fusion Center produced the result. Instead, it said investigators had “received an identification” of the previously unknown man.

That wording is a central issue because the facial-recognition report itself carried limitations that were not disclosed to the judge who approved the search.
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Scott Johnson @scottjohnson.wtf · 04/09/2026
I can’t even
Meanwhile, a spokesperson for Millennia contends that the Centennial has been refinanced
and that creditors will be paid in full before the auction.
According to court records, Millennia had refocused its plans for the building by turning it into a "a mixed-use, integrated technology campus."
The partner, Hyperscape Digital, develops and operates high-density data centers.
Quite a turn from Millennia's plans when it bought the building for $40 million in 2018.
The project stalled - despite Millennia receiving $75 million in grants and $40 million in loans.
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Scott Johnson @scottjohnson.wtf · 30/08/2026
godzilla
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Scott Johnson @scottjohnson.wtf · 30/08/2026
Apple Maps, no VPN
screenshot of Lake Ontario in Apple Maps, where the lake is properly labeled.
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Scott Johnson @scottjohnson.wtf · 25/08/2026
Screen shot of an Ebay auction: “One Of A Kind Empty Capri Sun Juice Pouch RARE”
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Scott Johnson @scottjohnson.wtf · 24/08/2026
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Scott Johnson @scottjohnson.wtf · 18/08/2026
this is a real actual product and not an ai hallucination
Protein Mushroom Coffee
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Scott Johnson @scottjohnson.wtf · 14/08/2026
Leonard and Monty say hi (Leonard currently waiting on a skunk removal bath)
photo of Leonard a large black hound and his cousin Monty, a chunky white cur mix
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Scott Johnson @scottjohnson.wtf · 05/08/2026
Don’t worry Tim Kaine we got you
Emergency Clown Nose
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Scott Johnson @scottjohnson.wtf · 05/08/2026
Tim Robinson doing the 55 burgers bit
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Scott Johnson @scottjohnson.wtf · 05/08/2026
Upgrading my posting game
“Bon Mots of the 18th Century” Edited by Walter Jerrold
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Scott Johnson @scottjohnson.wtf · 05/08/2026
folks yapping about this with the exact language Boomers use about leasing cars
Ad for Apple’s new leasing program
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Scott Johnson @scottjohnson.wtf · 04/08/2026
Vietnamese Lemon Mint, Shiso, Lovage, Vietnamese Lemon Mint again
Vietnamese Lemon Mint Purple ShisoLovageVietnamese Lemon Mint
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Scott Johnson @scottjohnson.wtf · 04/08/2026
Haven’t grown stuff in a while, but I has messing with hybridizing different types of basil
basil, curlybasil, marbledbasil babiesPurple ruffled basil
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Scott Johnson @scottjohnson.wtf · 04/08/2026
I, too have a valuation of $20B.
Bloomberg phone notification: Polymarket is in early talks to raise about $1 billion at a valuation of more than $20 billion
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Scott Johnson @scottjohnson.wtf · 02/08/2026
all this has gotta be an op
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Scott Johnson @scottjohnson.wtf · 29/07/2026
Crowds will intimidate them. Add whistles and yelling.
CNN story:

ICE agents leave man with one wrist handcuffed

An attempted arrest at Harry Reid
International Airport in Las Vegas ended when ICE agents walked away leaving a man on the ground with one handcuff on.

The two agents were trying to forcibly detain the man on July 13 when onlookers confronted them, according to police and federal officials. A TSA officer told bystanders to keep back, video of the attempted arrest shows.
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Scott Johnson @scottjohnson.wtf · 27/07/2026
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Scott Johnson @scottjohnson.wtf · 23/07/2026
Goddamn this guy will do anything for a buck
Screenshot of On The Media title screen: Trump vs BBC
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Scott Johnson @scottjohnson.wtf · 23/07/2026
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Scott Johnson @scottjohnson.wtf · 22/07/2026
WTAF is this
iPhone popup:

Age-Appropriate Experiences in Apps
Share that you're an adult so you're not limited to child and teen content in apps.

By default, you'll always be asked if you want to share your age range.

You can change this in Age Range for Apps settings.
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Scott Johnson @scottjohnson.wtf · 22/07/2026
106k folks in OH have lost SNAP
1 Year After Trump's "Big Beautiful Bill

HERE'S HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE LOST FOOD ASSISTANCE SO FAR

ALABAMA: -52,480
LOUISIANA: -127,693
OHIO: -106,133
ALASKA: -422
MAINE: -11,071
OKLAHOMA: -107,821
ARIZONA: -469,400
MARYLAND: -32,502
OREGON: -46,792
ARKANSAS: -18,549
MASSACHUSSETS: 145,968
PENNSYLVANIA: -200,976
CALIFORNIA: -300,838
MICHIGAN: -158,599
RHODE ISLAND: -15,390
COLORADO: -26,095
MINNESOTA: -16,011
SOUTH CAROLINA: -63,100
CONNECTICUT: -33,599
MISSISSIPPI: -40,350
SOUTH DAKOTA: -5,001
DELAWARE: -18,458
MISSOURI: -48,436
TENNESSEE: -99,979
FLORIDA: -495,585
MONTANA: -6,937
TEXAS: -392,637
GEORGIA: NO DATA
NEBRASKA: -16,873
UTAH: -21,787
HAWAII: -7,926
NEVADA: -70,965
VERMONT: -4,547
IDAHO: -7,588
NEW HAMPSHIRE: -1,514
VIRGINIA: -114,077
ILLINOIS: -201,959
NEW JERSEY: -40,506
WASHINGTON: -34,401
INDIANA: -55,706
NEW MEXICO: -17,106
WEST VIRGINIA: -14,337
IOWA: -23,630
NEW YORK: -147,176
WISCONSIN: -22,485
KANSAS: -19,780
NORTH CAROLINA: -177,415
WYOMING: -1,820
KENTUCKY: -39,094
NORTH DAKOTA: -4,938
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Scott Johnson @scottjohnson.wtf · 09/07/2026
this is also Lenny, and he’d do the same if he could
Leonard, a large black and white hound mix
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Scott Johnson @scottjohnson.wtf · 25/06/2026
Calvin and Hobbes playing Calvinball
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Scott Johnson @scottjohnson.wtf · 20/06/2026
Cover of the book There is No Antimemetics Division by @qntm.org
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Scott Johnson @scottjohnson.wtf · 17/06/2026
“Dominoes” meme with Google Reader at the top and Trump at the bottom
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Scott Johnson @scottjohnson.wtf · 16/06/2026
Y’all, the chain emails were real
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Scott Johnson @scottjohnson.wtf · 15/06/2026
Bloomberg rn
screenshot of Bloomberg news notifications:

Analysis
The US and Iran needed more than two months to reach a deal to end hostilities and reopen Hormuz. Now comes the hard part.

Live Q&A
The US and Iran reached a deal to reopen Hormuz. Ask Bloomberg reporters what it means for oil, markets and the Middle East.

Live Updates
US futures climb and Brent oil slumps more than 3% as Trump says the deal with Iran is now complete. Get the latest.
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Scott Johnson @scottjohnson.wtf · 14/06/2026
Gadsden flag with the text NOTHING IS REAL UNTIL IT HURTS ME
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Scott Johnson @scottjohnson.wtf · 13/06/2026
photo of Elon Musk jumping in the air, but upside down. looks kinda Italian
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Scott Johnson @scottjohnson.wtf · 10/06/2026
This and a Bane mask
two-headed mace
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Scott Johnson @scottjohnson.wtf · 10/06/2026
Siri, is having Middle East wealth funds own your satellite launching a Nat Sec threat
IOS notification: “SpaceX's IPO draws billions of dollars in orders from Middle East wealth funds”
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Scott Johnson @scottjohnson.wtf · 05/06/2026
just asking Google, result
Google AI search result for “did Platner vote in 2016”

Public records and statements indicate that Graham Platner's actions in the 2016 election are unclear, although he has acknowledged being highly active on online forums during that period. -Wikipedia

While it is unknown if he cast a ballot, the Democratic U.S. Senate candidate has discussed his political leanings at the time, once describing himself as "rabidly anti-Hillary" during the 2016 Democratic presidential primaries. He has also admitted to being a prolific, and sometimes offensive, online commenter that year. -The Advocate
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Scott Johnson @scottjohnson.wtf · 04/06/2026
worst guy you know meme
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Scott Johnson @scottjohnson.wtf · 03/06/2026
Post an album you’ve listened to 100 times.
24 Hour Revenge Therapy
Jawbreaker
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