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Simba cat

@scottishsimba.bsky.social
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Am a wee Scottish ginger who likes tae have a gossip and a laugh

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Simba cat @scottishsimba.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Anyone else find they are avoiding the news more? Ma hoosekeeper is doing more reading than usual and she says it's an escape Fae *gestures with paws* all this. She has a brief look at the news headlines but it's been a while since she opened an article and won't watch it on TV.
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Simba cat @scottishsimba.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Some more.... Erm..... 'Tasteful' decor has gone up. This time on oor bathroom door It's fine Am fine *Twitches*
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Simba cat @scottishsimba.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Kinda feel insulted on behalf of the cat But also did laugh way tae hard at this when I saw it 😹😹😹😹
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Simba cat @scottishsimba.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
I too am gonny take Germany's word on this. Especially when those defending musk don't actually want tae copy his 'love' gesture in public. It's almost like they know it's not really a love gesture.....
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Simba cat @scottishsimba.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Apparently it was a Love gesture. So ma hoosekeeper suggested this guy should show some love in the same way on remembrance day. He wasnae keen tae do that. So she suggested showing Germany or Austria or even his local park some love with the love gesture He wasnae keen on doing that either. Weird
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Simba cat @scottishsimba.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
In lighter news ma hoosekeeper has found more 'Bargains'. Aye that's a cat rug and a doormat yer no actually allowed tae put yer feet on
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Simba cat @scottishsimba.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
A follower made this fae me. 😻
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Simba cat @scottishsimba.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
And today on Random Things Ma Housekeeper Buys: A turkey mug fae 35p!
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Simba cat @scottishsimba.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Av just hit 5k followers on Facey. Am... Am I an influencer noo? Can I influence yer all tae give extra treats tae yer cats? Ok and dogs...... They deserve them yer know 😼
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Simba cat @scottishsimba.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
Ma middle wean got a puppet fae Christmas that noo goes everywhere with him. Ma hoosekeeper thinks it's creepy looking but ma wean says it's the best present ever
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Simba cat @scottishsimba.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Shout oot tae ma hoosekeeper who finally won a game against a five year old Well done hen, am pure proud of yer 😼
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Simba cat @scottishsimba.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
That the tree and Christmas shelf doon and put away. We legit had nae room in oor lounge and HK wants tae have a shot on the weans table top pool table. We've also noo got a shelf Fae the board games. I cannae see ma hoosekeeper winning any of them tbh 😼
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Simba cat @scottishsimba.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Just popping on Tae say Merry Christmas 🎄🎄. Whatever yer doing today I hope yer have a good one 😻 Right.... I need thumbs tae open ma stockings
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Simba cat @scottishsimba.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Merry Christmas 🎁
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Simba cat @scottishsimba.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
That's ma hoosekeeper back fae shopping m she says anything she's forgotten can stay forgotten. As long as she's remembered the turkey I don't care 😼😼😼
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Simba cat @scottishsimba.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Apparently these are the new placemats fae the table fae after Christmas. Anyone know how I can block ma hoosekeeper fae online shopping??
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Simba cat @scottishsimba.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
It's been eighty four years......
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Simba cat @scottishsimba.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Helping the hoosekeeper dae the last of the wrapping I swear if she buys anything else I'll be wrapping her up and papping her OOT!
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Simba cat @scottishsimba.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Three oot of four books ma hoosekeeper ordered have arrived. I love how Preloved books make her so happy. I even got extra treats 😼
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Simba cat @scottishsimba.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Why has ootside gone all creepy looking though!!
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Simba cat @scottishsimba.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
The Christmas TV guide is when I know Christmas is almost here. It's the only time of year ma hoosekeeper buys one
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Simba cat @scottishsimba.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
'Schools are banning Christmas 🙀' Which schools? Well .. just because I can't name any doesn't mean it's not happening Also Scientits 😹😹
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Simba cat @scottishsimba.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
This is yer reminder no tae ferget tae buy yer cats/dogs/rabbits/fish ect Christmas presents. And tae be appreciative of the gifts they may get you. A deid mouse is a purrfect gift btw 😼😼
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Simba cat @scottishsimba.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Part 2 of the fayre featured another tombola. Ma hoosekeeper didnae win anything on her turn but ma eldest wean however....... That's HK home noo all peopled oot fae a while.
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Simba cat @scottishsimba.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
If yer come tae oor hoose please refrain fae using Oor toilet as apparently it's fae decoration only. Feel free tae pop doon tae Asda and use theirs. Is ... Is this actually normal??
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Simba cat @scottishsimba.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Ggreg Wallace doing some serious back pedalling there. Apology no accepted Ggreg. Yer only sorry because it didnae go the way yer thought it would.
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Simba cat @scottishsimba.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Shout oot tae the hoosekeeper who has bought another set of Christmas placemats, therefore she needed Tae reorganise the table again. Table is noo Fae decorative purposes only, please eat yer food sat on the floor. Sakes!
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Simba cat @scottishsimba.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Ma hoosekeeper: Look what's arrived fae the bathroom door!! Me: Hoosekeeper: Me: THERES SUMMAT SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH YER HEN!!! OMG 🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀
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Simba cat @scottishsimba.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
It's CHRISTMAS!! 🎄🎅🏻🎄 Right where's ma presents? What yer mean I still have tae wait another 24 days? I WANT MA PRESENTS!!
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Simba cat @scottishsimba.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Advent calendars ready fae tomorrow. Av a bag of treats that I'll be allowed a few of every day until Christmas. Trust the hoosekeeper tae get herself a gonk one though!
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Simba cat @scottishsimba.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
32 years since this films released and it's still a firm favourite. Michael Caine nailed his role especially surrounded by actual Muppets 😹
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Simba cat @scottishsimba.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Ma hoosekeeper: Simba, I have absolutely nae idea why am still single Really Hen? Really??
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Simba cat @scottishsimba.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
And on today's episode of Random Christmas stuff ma hoosekeeper buys we have ....... Reindeer toilet rolls!! Och I cannae cope!!
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Simba cat @scottishsimba.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
That's ma hoosekeeper ready fae Monday's Christmas jumper day. Which is supposed tae be fae the weans and technically this is a t shirt 😼
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Simba cat @scottishsimba.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Am helping ma hoosekeeper wrap some presents........ Once she's untangled herself fae the sellotape
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Simba cat @scottishsimba.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
If I hadnae seen it with ma own eyes I wouldnae believe it snowed yesterday. This is oor landscape today. Nae snow or ice tae be seen!
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Simba cat @scottishsimba.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Good morning ❄️❄️ Ma weans are very excited fae the snow. The hoosekeeper and I are no so excited. Mind it's perfect beef stew weather
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Simba cat @scottishsimba.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Important job of checking the messages. Ohhh I see ma hoosekeeper has bought one of those Woke sandwiches. Well us normal folk call them turkey, stuffing and cranberry 😼. And some Dreamies Fae me YAAAASSSSS
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Simba cat @scottishsimba.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Ma eldest wean has a new bed. It's very comfortable. The doonside tae is ma wean was so cosy in her bed this morning that she didnae want tae get oot of it. Mind I cannae say I blame her. It's freezing again this morning
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Simba cat @scottishsimba.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Look intae ma eyes 👀 Noo feed me a woke sandwich 😼
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Simba cat @scottishsimba.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
That's the hoosekeeper starting tae festive up the couch. So if yer ever visit remember the couch is noo Fae decorative purposes only so yer can either sit on a dining chair or on the floor. Bit if yer sit on the floor don't sit on the Xmas rug! Sakes!
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Simba cat @scottishsimba.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Ma hoosekeeper had a nose in a charity shop and came oot with these. The weans books don't even look like they've been read so we're putting them away fae Christmas. Can't fault a charity shop bargain, especially in these times 😻
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Simba cat @scottishsimba.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Speaking aff David Attenborough I saw this meme and thought of you 🐾🐾
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Simba cat @scottishsimba.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Time tae get the gossip fae the neighbours Happy Caturday 🐾 😻
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Simba cat @scottishsimba.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
I know yer'll fine this hard tae believe, but, if yer look closely yer will see a cat hiding in this picture. Am the boss of hide and seek yer know 😼😼
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Simba cat @scottishsimba.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
IYKYK 😼
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Simba cat @scottishsimba.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
And noo am on a treat ban Sakes!! 🙀😾😿
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Simba cat @scottishsimba.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
I mind when ma hoosekeeper tried telling me she owned me. Ma'am you pick up my poop with a scoop. Who really owns who here? 😼
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Simba cat @scottishsimba.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Getting ma Christmas groove on
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