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Scott

@scottharrison5.bsky.social
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I’m from Austin

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Scott @scottharrison5.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Patel should be fired, grilled by Congress and prosecuted for incompetence
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Scott @scottharrison5.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
End the death penalty now!
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Scott @scottharrison5.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Seriously though, Trump has lost touch with reality. He needs psychiatric treatment and hospitalization!
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Team Talarico @teamtalaricohq.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Ron White: Eight of Ken Paxton’s assistants turned him into the FBI for fraud... They sued and won $6 million. Guess who paid that $6 million? You and me paid the $6 million for his bribery. His own party impeached him. He’s a criminal.
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Scott @scottharrison5.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Change the name back to California Angels
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Scott @scottharrison5.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Put him in a nursing home
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Scott @scottharrison5.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Ken Paxton is a crook. Let’s vote him out and send him back to his 15 houses
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Scott @scottharrison5.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Lt. Governor Dan Patrick is a disgrace. He should resign immediately.
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Scott @scottharrison5.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I wish Trump would get on his new airplane and fly to the moon
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Scott @scottharrison5.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
The Iranians will never negotiate peace with Trump. Trump should resign now to save our military from further attacks.
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Scott @scottharrison5.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
lol why’s he hiding?? Must be doing something wrong
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Scott @scottharrison5.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
He is not Senate material! Suspend the campaign now
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Scott @scottharrison5.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Does anyone still twitter? It’s like a ghost town over there
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Scott @scottharrison5.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Get out your checkbook, Donnie!
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Scott @scottharrison5.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
So he is a thief! I’ve heard other comedians accuse him of stealing their jokes
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BJCampbell @bj25.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Obama Center Reflecting Pool
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NBC News @nbcnews.com · 31/05/2026
The San Antonio Spurs beat reigning champion Oklahoma City Thunder 111-103 to advance to the NBA Finals against the New York Knicks.
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San Antonio Spurs advance to NBA Finals, ousting reigning champion Thunder
Victor Wembanyama had a team-high 22 points and seven rebounds in the win for San Antonio, which will now face the New York Knicks in an NBA Finals rematch from 27 years ago.
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Ali Velshi @velshi.com · 31/05/2026
youtube.com/watch?v=w21m...
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Ali Velshi escorted away by police as he reports on protest outside NJ ICE facility
YouTube video by MS NOW
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Scott @scottharrison5.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Ken Paxton is crook and a nobody with zero charisma. Elect Talarico!!
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Scott @scottharrison5.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Too bad we didn’t see Trump beg China to end the war he started. That would’ve been must see TV lol
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Scott @scottharrison5.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
I know how Comey feels lol
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Scott @scottharrison5.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Am I supposed to believe that a 65 year old man got down on his hands and knees and made a sea shell arrangement??
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Scott @scottharrison5.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Most of us would get reprimanded or fired if we slept during a meeting. Am I right??
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Scott @scottharrison5.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Bomb them back to the Stone Age is line from Apocalypse Now. For real. Not joking
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Scott @scottharrison5.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
What was that? A waste of time
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Scott @scottharrison5.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Resign now and go back to Florida!
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Scott @scottharrison5.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Go baby go!!!
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Scott @scottharrison5.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
I’m for regime change. Trump should resign and go to assisted living.
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Scott @scottharrison5.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
I was taught to never say you’re glad someone died. Just saying
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Scott @scottharrison5.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
I’m voicing my support for the removal of Cesar Chavez’s name from the street formerly known as East 1st here in Austin.
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Scott @scottharrison5.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Happy St. Patrick’s Day y’all! 🍀
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Scott @scottharrison5.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
I’m so proud of you Paul Thomas Anderson! Oscar winners!
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Scott @scottharrison5.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Congress needs to impeach him now.
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Scott @scottharrison5.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Spring forward and stay up all night
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Scott @scottharrison5.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Go ahead and move your clocks forward. You don’t have to stay up until 2 am
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NBC News @nbcnews.com · 06/03/2026
BREAKING: Rep. Tony Gonzales of Texas drops his re-election bid amid an ethics investigation into his affair with a staffer.
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Rep. Tony Gonzales drops re-election bid amid ethics probe into his affair with a staffer
The embattled congressman will serve out the rest of his term.
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NBC News @nbcnews.com · 05/03/2026
Four siblings who were long-time friends of Michael Jackson are accusing the late pop star of being a "serial child predator" who preyed upon them, in a new bombshell lawsuit filed in California.
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Michael Jackson accused of child sex trafficking in new lawsuit
Edward, Dominic and Aldo Cascio and their sister Marie-Nicole Porte called Jackson a "serial child predator."
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Scott @scottharrison5.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
I own a 70 inch tv but I have to watch the F1 Grand Prix on my lil iPad Wtf??
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Scott @scottharrison5.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Trump is clown. He needs to resign now
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Scott @scottharrison5.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Why doesn’t he lower the price of beer??
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Scott @scottharrison5.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Black people are not apes
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Scott @scottharrison5.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
I’m with De Niro. Trump is a clown and he needs to resign now
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Scott @scottharrison5.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
If he’s so pissed off at the Court then should resign
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NBC News @nbcnews.com · 10/02/2026
BREAKING: FBI releases images of "armed individual appearing to have tampered with the camera at Nancy Guthrie's front door the morning of her disappearance." nbcnews.to/3Zp5GI9
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Scott @scottharrison5.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Isn’t he supposed to be working for us?? Renaming shit ain’t doing nothing for us!
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Scott @scottharrison5.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Shouldn’t he be working?? What is doing on social media when he’s supposed to be working??
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Scott @scottharrison5.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
This is who runs this account
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Scott @scottharrison5.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
She made me laugh many many times on SCTV, Guffman, Best In Show. R.I.P. Catherine O’Hara
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Scott @scottharrison5.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Kristi Noem should resign NOW!
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Scott @scottharrison5.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Twitter is dead. Musk killed it. He really should sell it now
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