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Scott Guy @scottguy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

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Scott Guy @scottguy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Picture of Trump in a lifeboat: ‘During his speech today, Donald Trump recounted helping save Titanic victims: “I saved more people than anybody, many people, the best people. I said ‘Turn left, Captain. Very simple. Very easy.’ He didn’t listen. I know icebergs. Nobody knows icebergs better than me. “

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Scott Guy @scottguy.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Picture depicting the Devil whispering in a woman’s ear: “Then, mix the yolk with mayo and mustard and put it back in the sliced eggs.”

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Scott Guy @scottguy.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Edited social media post from Trump: “Lindsey Graham just died. Good, I’m glad he’s dead. He can no longer hurt innocent people!”

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Scott Guy @scottguy.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Hunter Biden posted on X/Twitter:

“I am officially nominating DJT for the Nobel Peace Prize. No President in History has ended the same war so many times,” Biden, 56, wrote on X on Thursday, July 2. “Our Dear Leader has ended the war with Iran at least 38 times by CNN’s count. No President has ever done this before. And he is nowhere near finished ending it.”

“It’s a record worthy of the Nobel committee’s recognition. Thank you for your attention to this matter!”

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Scott Guy @scottguy.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

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Scott Guy @scottguy.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

A new “Titanic” themed statue of President Donald Trump and Jeffrey Epstein appeared on the National Mall on Tuesday. (Maxine Wallace/The Washington Post)

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Scott Guy @scottguy.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

Three Year Letterman; “If the Bible was written in English, there’s no reason the Super Bowl halftime shouldn’t be as well”

Etan Thomas: “Good Lord did you MAGA Christians ever go to Sunday School or Bible Study? Lol smh No, the Bible was not originally written in English. The Old Testament was in Hebrew and Aramaic and the New Testament in Koine Greek. The first complete English translations weren’t until the late 14th century, long after the original texts were written. Hope that helps smh”

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Scott Guy @scottguy.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

Graphic with a heading: The Washington Post

Photograph of Jeff Bezos next to his ‘quote’: “I really don’t care. Do you?”

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Scott Guy @scottguy.bsky.social · 10/01/2026

Wishing this were true…

Post from Twitter: “Denmark changes Greenland’s name to Epstein Island so Trump will stop talking about it.”

Scott Guy @scottguy.bsky.social · 08/12/2025

Sign: “Free Nobel Peace Prize with an order of shrimp tacos”

Scott Guy @scottguy.bsky.social · 15/11/2025

Megyn R. Kelly

Scott Guy @scottguy.bsky.social · 13/11/2025

Ivanka Trump Twitter post: “…surrounded by enemies & spies catching & perverting every word which falls from my lips or flows from my pen, and inventing where facts fail them.” Thomas Jefferson’s reflections on Washington, D.C. in a letter to his daughter Martha. Some things never change, dad.

Reply from @ Zeddary: You’re quoting Jefferson’s denial that he’d raped and impregnated a girl he kept as property. Which he did, in fact , do.

Scott Guy @scottguy.bsky.social · 10/11/2025

Voted to support a funding bill that fails to address the Republican healthcare crisis.

Kaine (D), Rosen (D), Fetterman (D), Shaheen (D), Hassan (D), King (I), Durbin (D), Cortez Masto (D)

Scott Guy @scottguy.bsky.social · 02/11/2025

Formerly known as…

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Scott Guy @scottguy.bsky.social · 02/11/2025

“I think a lot of people think the point of sports is that your team will win and then you will be happy. That is not the point of sports. The point of sports is to be sad in a group.”

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Scott Guy @scottguy.bsky.social · 28/10/2025

AI image depicting a ‘new’ Trump Tower being built next to the White House, replacing the former East Wing.

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Scott Guy @scottguy.bsky.social · 30/09/2025

“You might as well go ahead and pronounce the ‘L’ in salmon. Nothing matters anymore.

Scott Guy @scottguy.bsky.social · 24/09/2025

Scott Guy @scottguy.bsky.social · 19/09/2025

Scott Guy @scottguy.bsky.social · 08/09/2025

Cartoon by Mike Luckovich: Trump (Emporer) with no clothes.

Cabinet meeting members: “Behold, my emperor, clothed in the finest silks!” “Your tailor makes a mockery of mine!” “The golden pantaloons shimmer!” “The royal cloak accentuates your physique!”

Scott Guy @scottguy.bsky.social · 07/09/2025

Donald Trump quoted in People Magazine, 1998: “If I were to run, I’d run as a Republican. They’re the dumbest group of voters in the country. They believe anything on Fox News. I could lie and they’d still eat it up. I bet my numbers would be terrific.”

Scott Guy @scottguy.bsky.social · 07/09/2025

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Scott Guy @scottguy.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

To be truly fluent in English, you must know your shits:

Dogshit - Very poor quality
Bullshit - Not true
Horseshit - Nonsense
Apeshit - Rambunctious
Batshit - Insane
Chickenshit - cowards
Ratshit - poor quality
No shit - Obviously
Holy shit - mind blowing/unbelievable
Hot shit - very good
Dipshit - a total dumbass
Tuff shit - Take it or leave it.
Jack shit - nothing
The shit - perfection

Scott Guy @scottguy.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

Picture of a large wedge of (Wisconsin) cheese crushing a Tesla Cybertruck.

Scott Guy @scottguy.bsky.social · 03/03/2025

The same people who think that English should be the official language of the United States think that an apostrophe is someone who followed Jesus.

Scott Guy @scottguy.bsky.social · 17/02/2025

Newspaper quote: ‘I want AI to do my laundry and dishes so that I can do art and writing, not for AI to do my art and writing so that I can do my laundry and dishes.’

Scott Guy @scottguy.bsky.social · 12/02/2025

Time zones are weird.
In Finland it’s 8pm.
In Australia it’s 4am.
In USA it’s 1930’s Germany.

Scott Guy @scottguy.bsky.social · 05/02/2025

John Oliver quote: “ The founding fathers created a system of checks and balances to limit the power of the president but it only works if someone fucking checks or balances and if you don’t, it’s no longer on Trump, it’s on you. Because when you have presidential equivalent of a five-year-old shitting on the salad bar of a Ruby Tuesday’s, at some point you stop blaming the five-year-old and you start blaming the people who are not stopping him. Stop that boy, that’s what I’m saying. Stop that boy, now.”

Scott Guy @scottguy.bsky.social · 01/02/2025

Scott Guy @scottguy.bsky.social · 25/01/2025

Picture of a cookbook: “How to Cook Like the People You Just Deported- Authentic Ethnic Flavors For Bigots Who Don’t Deserve Them”

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Scott Guy @scottguy.bsky.social · 24/12/2024

Highway sign with the following text: Santa has been reading your posts all year. Most of you are getting history and civics books.

Scott Guy @scottguy.bsky.social · 20/11/2024