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Scott Gibbs

@scottgibbs.bsky.social
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A writer by hobby, a nobody by trade. Lover of all things horror. Politically progressive. One self-published novel, Felix Colt Knows Pain, available on Amazon. bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vmecdrychb…

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Scott Gibbs @scottgibbs.bsky.social · 4h
Want to easily trigger a bunch of people? Just say you don't want to eat animals. They get so mad and take it so personally, for some reason. It's effing weird.
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Scott Gibbs @scottgibbs.bsky.social · 6h
I really think we were happier as a society when the most exciting thing about a cell phone was deciding on a ringtone.
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Scott Gibbs @scottgibbs.bsky.social · 6h
The crowd is chanting "USA!" so I assume they're cheering on the protester and their right to protest?
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Scott Gibbs @scottgibbs.bsky.social · 8h
First!
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Napolean Dynamite Hiding Tater Tots
Alt: Napolean Dynamite Hiding Tater Tots
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Scott Gibbs @scottgibbs.bsky.social · 9h
This is a calculated risk, because I believe there are still a depressingly large number of Americans who daydream about also grabbing that billy club.
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Scott Gibbs @scottgibbs.bsky.social · 9h
There's a house near me that leaves theirs up all year, and decorates it for different holidays.
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Scott Gibbs @scottgibbs.bsky.social · 10h
That's the coolest candle holder.
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Scott Gibbs @scottgibbs.bsky.social · 10h
The older I get the higher Friday the 13th Part 2 climbs in my ranking of the franchise. I really love it. And Amy Steel is my favorite Final Girl.
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Scott Gibbs @scottgibbs.bsky.social · 10h
😂
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Scott Gibbs @scottgibbs.bsky.social · 10h
Ha, yeah I think the key is to make yourself tense up on the control questions like your name and day of the week.
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Scott Gibbs @scottgibbs.bsky.social · 10h
Am I the only one who's always wanted to see if I could beat a lie detector test? Can you go somewhere and take one just for fun?
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Scott Gibbs @scottgibbs.bsky.social · 14h
True story that just happened: Expecting an important phone call Really need to take a shower "I'll just take a quick one, it'll be fine." As soon as I'm under the water - RING! Other person will never know I was completely naked for the entire conversation.
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Scott Gibbs @scottgibbs.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The giant pirate monster was definitely my favorite part.
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Scott Gibbs @scottgibbs.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
If it's really true that the Fort Hood shooter's execution will be livestreamed then, no, I won't be watching. But I know tens of millons of people will. Tens of millions of people breathlessly watch footage of mass shootings every day and pretend they're horrified instead of filled with bloodlust.
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Scott Gibbs @scottgibbs.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I think I may know why I liked the movie Backrooms but didn't love it: liminal spaces just don't, in and of themselves, creep me out.
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Scott Gibbs @scottgibbs.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
If Matt was a real journalist he would know that he, and we, don't have the right to confront anyone in a case we're not involved in. He's basically a National Inquirer reporter.
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Scott Gibbs @scottgibbs.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I've been hearing about the national debt since I was a kid. So when does this thing come due? I mean, there's no way the rich are just using it as a scare tactic to keep generations of working class people voting against their own self-interests.
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Scott Gibbs @scottgibbs.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
My go-to when asked this question is Starry Eyes.
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Scott Gibbs @scottgibbs.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Football should never, EVER, be associated with drinking beer.
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Scott Gibbs @scottgibbs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It's comforting to know the future of the planet is in the hands of the dumbest and greediest people who have ever existed.
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Scott Gibbs @scottgibbs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Republicans (and a lot of Democrats) spent decades building the myth that our government is a business and should be run by businessmen, but Donald Trump is SO dumb and SO corrupt I think he's actually forcing a lot of Americans to rethink that lie. The role of government is NOT to turn a profit.
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Scott Gibbs @scottgibbs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"Can you fire a gun? Do you hate the color brown? Welcome aboard."
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Scott Gibbs @scottgibbs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Remember when the most dangerous thing we had to worry about were Domino's delivery guys driving like maniacs so they'd be there in 30 minutes or less? Good times.
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Scott Gibbs @scottgibbs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
His barber is clearly voting for the other guy.
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Scott Gibbs @scottgibbs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Why does Ken Paxton look like a ventriloquist dummy that was left too close to the radiator?
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Scott Gibbs @scottgibbs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Thinking about blocking everyone I see who posts a screenshot of something they didn't like with an announcement that they have blocked that person. I don't fucking care.
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Scott Gibbs @scottgibbs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Bwahaha chessothebeater is totally whipped!
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Scott Gibbs @scottgibbs.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Mike Flanagan just finished a 200 page script.
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Scott Gibbs @scottgibbs.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I got to see Sting of Death in the theater. It was so much fun. Thanks, Bill!
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Scott Gibbs @scottgibbs.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Weird, I clicked his official telegram link and within 30 seconds all my bank accounts were drained. I'm sure it's just a coincidence. Please tell him how much I love those Jack Wick movies!
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Scott Gibbs @scottgibbs.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I inhale my popcorn before the movie starts as a courtesy to the other moviegoers, so I'm not crunching during the movie. It's DEFINITELY not because I have no self control.
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Scott Gibbs @scottgibbs.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The nonstop excitement of tennis!
A man fast asleep behind the player.
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Scott Gibbs @scottgibbs.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Psst, you don't have to rehab monsters in order to call out another monster.
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Scott Gibbs @scottgibbs.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It's wild that social media has existed this long and there still isn't a better way to indicate a lighthearted comment than ending it with "lol."
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Scott Gibbs @scottgibbs.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Full disclosure: i'm a lifelong Red Sox fan, so it's part of my DNA. lol
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Scott Gibbs @scottgibbs.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
And I'm pretty desensitized to horror at this point but that lake scene really gets to me.
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Scott Gibbs @scottgibbs.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I have to admit the NY Yankees hold a special place in my heart. They're one of the very few sports teams that can instantly make me a fan of another team. Go Rays!
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Scott Gibbs @scottgibbs.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Btw, the more the tech bro billionaires ravage the planet get ready for more news stories asking the question, "How much food and water do humans actually need?"
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Scott Gibbs @scottgibbs.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
If I want to be reminded how amazing Gene Wilder was all I have to do is watch anything with Gene Wilder in it.
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Scott Gibbs @scottgibbs.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
So this was the year of Obsession and Backrooms. I finally saw them both. While I admire the heck out of Backrooms just for it's sheer audacity, I have to say I enjoyed Obsession more. I think I'm more of a "story" guy. I do want to give a shoutout to Hokum, though, which got lost in the hoopla.
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Scott Gibbs @scottgibbs.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Oh that's bizarre. I don't even have a guess.
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Scott Gibbs @scottgibbs.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Definitely overkill, unless they have huge dinner parties every weekend. I swear it looks like they have 2 dishwashers. Rich people, amiright?
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Scott Gibbs @scottgibbs.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Honestly the floor and the little windows behind the sink are my favorite parts.
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Scott Gibbs @scottgibbs.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Chewy is the best. One time just out of the blue they sent us this little painting of one of our cats. We still have it. Sorry for your loss. ❤️
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Scott Gibbs @scottgibbs.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
They cut off his bowling fingers!!
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Scott Gibbs @scottgibbs.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That's more like it. Way to go, Patriots.
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Scott Gibbs @scottgibbs.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I kinda want to see Digger now BECAUSE it's a huge flop. It sounds like a huge swing and you'll either love it or hate it.
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Scott Gibbs @scottgibbs.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Their dumb argument is the word Socialist was in their name. So by that rationale North Korea, or the Democratic People's Republic of Korea, is both a Republic and a Democracy.
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Scott Gibbs @scottgibbs.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Pats got the Buffalo fans to boo their own team in the 3rd quarter. Already a victory. lol
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Scott Gibbs @scottgibbs.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Patriots getting the Buffalo fans to boo their own team in the 3rd quarter. Already a victory.
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