Scott Gibbs @scottgibbs.bsky.social · 4hWant to easily trigger a bunch of people? Just say you don't want to eat animals. They get so mad and take it so personally, for some reason. It's effing weird. 000
Scott Gibbs @scottgibbs.bsky.social · 6hI really think we were happier as a society when the most exciting thing about a cell phone was deciding on a ringtone. 020
Scott Gibbs @scottgibbs.bsky.social · 6hThe crowd is chanting "USA!" so I assume they're cheering on the protester and their right to protest? 000
Scott Gibbs @scottgibbs.bsky.social · 8hFirst!static.klipy.comNapolean Dynamite Hiding Tater TotsAlt: Napolean Dynamite Hiding Tater Tots 010
Scott Gibbs @scottgibbs.bsky.social · 9hThis is a calculated risk, because I believe there are still a depressingly large number of Americans who daydream about also grabbing that billy club. 010
Scott Gibbs @scottgibbs.bsky.social · 9hThere's a house near me that leaves theirs up all year, and decorates it for different holidays. 010
Scott Gibbs @scottgibbs.bsky.social · 10hThe older I get the higher Friday the 13th Part 2 climbs in my ranking of the franchise. I really love it. And Amy Steel is my favorite Final Girl. 000
Scott Gibbs @scottgibbs.bsky.social · 10hHa, yeah I think the key is to make yourself tense up on the control questions like your name and day of the week. 110
Scott Gibbs @scottgibbs.bsky.social · 10hAm I the only one who's always wanted to see if I could beat a lie detector test? Can you go somewhere and take one just for fun? 110
Scott Gibbs @scottgibbs.bsky.social · 14hTrue story that just happened: Expecting an important phone call Really need to take a shower "I'll just take a quick one, it'll be fine." As soon as I'm under the water - RING! Other person will never know I was completely naked for the entire conversation. 010
Scott Gibbs @scottgibbs.bsky.social · 09/10/2026The giant pirate monster was definitely my favorite part. 010
Scott Gibbs @scottgibbs.bsky.social · 09/10/2026If it's really true that the Fort Hood shooter's execution will be livestreamed then, no, I won't be watching. But I know tens of millons of people will. Tens of millions of people breathlessly watch footage of mass shootings every day and pretend they're horrified instead of filled with bloodlust. 000
Scott Gibbs @scottgibbs.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I think I may know why I liked the movie Backrooms but didn't love it: liminal spaces just don't, in and of themselves, creep me out. 110
Scott Gibbs @scottgibbs.bsky.social · 09/10/2026If Matt was a real journalist he would know that he, and we, don't have the right to confront anyone in a case we're not involved in. He's basically a National Inquirer reporter. 170
Scott Gibbs @scottgibbs.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I've been hearing about the national debt since I was a kid. So when does this thing come due? I mean, there's no way the rich are just using it as a scare tactic to keep generations of working class people voting against their own self-interests. 010
Scott Gibbs @scottgibbs.bsky.social · 08/10/2026My go-to when asked this question is Starry Eyes. 000
Scott Gibbs @scottgibbs.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Football should never, EVER, be associated with drinking beer. 000
Scott Gibbs @scottgibbs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026It's comforting to know the future of the planet is in the hands of the dumbest and greediest people who have ever existed. 130
Scott Gibbs @scottgibbs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Republicans (and a lot of Democrats) spent decades building the myth that our government is a business and should be run by businessmen, but Donald Trump is SO dumb and SO corrupt I think he's actually forcing a lot of Americans to rethink that lie. The role of government is NOT to turn a profit. 010
Scott Gibbs @scottgibbs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026"Can you fire a gun? Do you hate the color brown? Welcome aboard." 010
Scott Gibbs @scottgibbs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Remember when the most dangerous thing we had to worry about were Domino's delivery guys driving like maniacs so they'd be there in 30 minutes or less? Good times. 000
Scott Gibbs @scottgibbs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Why does Ken Paxton look like a ventriloquist dummy that was left too close to the radiator? 020
Scott Gibbs @scottgibbs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Thinking about blocking everyone I see who posts a screenshot of something they didn't like with an announcement that they have blocked that person. I don't fucking care. 000
Scott Gibbs @scottgibbs.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I got to see Sting of Death in the theater. It was so much fun. Thanks, Bill! 010
Scott Gibbs @scottgibbs.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Weird, I clicked his official telegram link and within 30 seconds all my bank accounts were drained. I'm sure it's just a coincidence. Please tell him how much I love those Jack Wick movies! 030
Scott Gibbs @scottgibbs.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I inhale my popcorn before the movie starts as a courtesy to the other moviegoers, so I'm not crunching during the movie. It's DEFINITELY not because I have no self control. 030
Scott Gibbs @scottgibbs.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Psst, you don't have to rehab monsters in order to call out another monster. 000
Scott Gibbs @scottgibbs.bsky.social · 05/10/2026It's wild that social media has existed this long and there still isn't a better way to indicate a lighthearted comment than ending it with "lol." 000
Scott Gibbs @scottgibbs.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Full disclosure: i'm a lifelong Red Sox fan, so it's part of my DNA. lol 020
Scott Gibbs @scottgibbs.bsky.social · 05/10/2026And I'm pretty desensitized to horror at this point but that lake scene really gets to me. 110
Scott Gibbs @scottgibbs.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I have to admit the NY Yankees hold a special place in my heart. They're one of the very few sports teams that can instantly make me a fan of another team. Go Rays! 062
Scott Gibbs @scottgibbs.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Btw, the more the tech bro billionaires ravage the planet get ready for more news stories asking the question, "How much food and water do humans actually need?" 010
Scott Gibbs @scottgibbs.bsky.social · 05/10/2026If I want to be reminded how amazing Gene Wilder was all I have to do is watch anything with Gene Wilder in it. 030
Scott Gibbs @scottgibbs.bsky.social · 05/10/2026So this was the year of Obsession and Backrooms. I finally saw them both. While I admire the heck out of Backrooms just for it's sheer audacity, I have to say I enjoyed Obsession more. I think I'm more of a "story" guy. I do want to give a shoutout to Hokum, though, which got lost in the hoopla. 020
Scott Gibbs @scottgibbs.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Definitely overkill, unless they have huge dinner parties every weekend. I swear it looks like they have 2 dishwashers. Rich people, amiright? 110
Scott Gibbs @scottgibbs.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Honestly the floor and the little windows behind the sink are my favorite parts. 120
Scott Gibbs @scottgibbs.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Chewy is the best. One time just out of the blue they sent us this little painting of one of our cats. We still have it. Sorry for your loss. ❤️ 42002
Scott Gibbs @scottgibbs.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I kinda want to see Digger now BECAUSE it's a huge flop. It sounds like a huge swing and you'll either love it or hate it. 020
Scott Gibbs @scottgibbs.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Their dumb argument is the word Socialist was in their name. So by that rationale North Korea, or the Democratic People's Republic of Korea, is both a Republic and a Democracy. 011
Scott Gibbs @scottgibbs.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Pats got the Buffalo fans to boo their own team in the 3rd quarter. Already a victory. lol 010
Scott Gibbs @scottgibbs.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Patriots getting the Buffalo fans to boo their own team in the 3rd quarter. Already a victory. 010