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scottelbee.bsky.social @scottelbee.bsky.social · 21h
2 versions again for #panic #inktober2026 #inktober
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scottelbee.bsky.social @scottelbee.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I ended up doing 2 sketches for #Ogre #Inktober2026 #inktober
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scottelbee.bsky.social @scottelbee.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
#Smack #inktober #inktober2026
Black and white ink sketch of a person of indeterminate gender who is, in a corridor,  slipping on a banana skin and about to fall.
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scottelbee.bsky.social @scottelbee.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
#inktober2026 #inktober #cactus
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scottelbee.bsky.social @scottelbee.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
^disproportionately
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scottelbee.bsky.social @scottelbee.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Fairies have disproportianately large heads, right? Right? Totally not just me screwing up. Honest! #minature #inktober2026 #inktober #day3 Pilot V5, Winsor and Newton ink, and Staedtler fineliner.
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scottelbee.bsky.social @scottelbee.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
#Relic #inktober #inktober2026 #day2 Atelier and Koh-i-Nor inks, and Staedler liners. I wish I'd planned better and drawn some of the prompts ahead of time, but too late now. Oh well.
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scottelbee.bsky.social @scottelbee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
#Inktober #inktober2026 #apple I don't use my insta anymore as that place is all about reels and influencers these days. But I fancied doing Inktober this year. Not done it for several years and I always enjoyed it. Today's prompt done in #Atelier black ink and #KohINoor red ink.
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scottelbee.bsky.social @scottelbee.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Oswald Muesli has to dig his wooden spoon out for a bit of stirring at every opportunity. If it turns out to be some pro-Putin twonks, he'll be silent.
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scottelbee.bsky.social @scottelbee.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"And in Springfield, they're fucking the cats; they're fucking the dogs; they're fucking the pets... oh wait, no: that's OUR guys."
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scottelbee.bsky.social @scottelbee.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
One wonders how this is not counted as taxable revenue, given that Reform UK are a business rather than a regular political party. And how they convinced so many working class people that they are the party AGAINST the establisment.
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scottelbee.bsky.social @scottelbee.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Isn't it actually normal Christian belief to say god is neither man nor woman, but we are made for his image? Did I misunderstand all those years?
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scottelbee.bsky.social @scottelbee.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
And yet I remember him telling us that he was sat in his office at Trump Tower watching it with his lawyer. And he didn't think to mention this for decades? Imagine having to make 9/11 about yourself. To paraphrase a not so great man: sad.
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scottelbee.bsky.social @scottelbee.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/s... Another #GoldenDuck for the #MasterRace #blackshirts #racists #goons #reform #farright #idiotswithTommyorTommointheirname
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Protesters outside Portsmouth hotel mistake Pakistan U19 cricket team for asylum seekers
A group of masked agitators gathered outside a four-star hotel in Portsmouth after reports a group of asylum seekers had been taken there, when it was in fact Pakistan’s under-19 cricket team on a tou...
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Peter Geoghegan @petergeoghegan.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Nick Robinson on Today is literally talking about ‘legitimate concerns’ after second night of organised men dressed in black - sorry ‘protesters’ - mobilising en masse in another littoral town. This is how street fascism is normalised
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scottelbee.bsky.social @scottelbee.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
If similar actions were taken by climate protesters, they'd be under arrest and wondering if they'd be sentenced as terrorists. Yet these #Blackshirts can close down ports and smash police vehicles up, and it's called legitimate protest!
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scottelbee.bsky.social @scottelbee.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
When #climate #protests interfere with infrastructure and industry, people get arrested and then they can be sentenced under #anti-terror legislation. Yet masked men smashing police windscreens and stopping ports and rescue services' work, is NOT a big deal if you're right wing. Apparently.
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scottelbee.bsky.social @scottelbee.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Another round of debanking. Someone got turned down for a financial product, as happens to lots of people EVERY DAY. But because they're connected to Farage it could only be a conspiracy. I mean, it's not like a rich ex commodities trader is actually the establishment he's "fighting," is it? Right?
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scottelbee.bsky.social @scottelbee.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Translating via Captain Subtext: "It put such a massive strain on my family that after finding out just how much it was hurting them... I decided, 'welll, feck em; it's not like they're important like me.' So yeah..."
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scottelbee.bsky.social @scottelbee.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
To me, this looks at lot like a bunch of "fighting age men" wearing Hijabs. Not the brightest, these Master Race fellas, huh? www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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scottelbee.bsky.social @scottelbee.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Looks like "fighting age men" in Hijabs to me. These Masterrace types aren't very bright, are they?
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scottelbee.bsky.social @scottelbee.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Okay, Death. Ratko Mladić is better; that's an octogenarian you're welcome to. Still think you need to think more... orange though. #Potus #Dolly #TimCurry #Mladić #Death
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scottelbee.bsky.social @scottelbee.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The Master Race has let itself go, eh?
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scottelbee.bsky.social @scottelbee.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
The cringe of the 4Chan president.
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scottelbee.bsky.social @scottelbee.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
So THAT'S why they have those holes in 'em!
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scottelbee.bsky.social @scottelbee.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Rhoticity Chicken. #linguistics #cartoon #puns
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scottelbee.bsky.social @scottelbee.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
"My bluff got called again, anyway I figure I can make it seem like I am being the bigger man and hope nobody is brighter than me and therefore can see right through this obvious ploy."
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scottelbee.bsky.social @scottelbee.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
My wife will have the small plastic box of fruit looking chunks, an Egg Mayo on Brown, and the Aero mint. Nothing like eating out, is there? Darling? What do you mean "if only?" Listen, if this is about last night, I told you: it tastes funny when it's near your time of the month!
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scottelbee.bsky.social @scottelbee.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
We'll have a bottle of the Coca Cola- any vintage. And I think I'll start with the Walkers Prawn Cocktail crisps... and I'll have a Ginster's Cornish Pasty & a King Size Twix. Not included in the all day meal deal? Then make it a Kit Kat Chunky please.
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scottelbee.bsky.social @scottelbee.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
A conservative is a person who can see a beautiful sunset and be annoyed that it's free. And then feel the same about somebody with different coloured skin.
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scottelbee.bsky.social @scottelbee.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
I think it's only the ineptitude of the people he surrounds himself that's saved the world from worse. And they ain't done yet.
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scottelbee.bsky.social @scottelbee.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Don't want them south of the border either. Unfortunately, the gullible and misinformed twonks also vote.
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scottelbee.bsky.social @scottelbee.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
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scottelbee.bsky.social @scottelbee.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
Also, sorry for misspelling your name. My brain always goes to that spelling for some reason.
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scottelbee.bsky.social @scottelbee.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
I bought several books last month, saving the last, "Written On The Dark" by @guygavrielkay.bsky.social for last. I've tried to make it last, but he doesn't make it easy to put down. One day Kaye will write a book that doesn't deeply move me, but it ain't today. Thank you, Mr Kaye. Beautiful work.
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scottelbee.bsky.social @scottelbee.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
#watercolor
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scottelbee.bsky.social @scottelbee.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
It always pleases me to see others discover your works. You're one of the very small number of writers whose novels I can read again and again and again- and I do. How you're not a much more successful and well known author with novels such as "...Arbonne" under your belt, baffles me.
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scottelbee.bsky.social @scottelbee.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
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scottelbee.bsky.social @scottelbee.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
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scottelbee.bsky.social @scottelbee.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Introducing the K'niggot Bot. Can be programmed to say Ní if required. Seen here guarding the kingdom's shrubberies. And stuff.
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scottelbee.bsky.social @scottelbee.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Another robot with ink and watercolour.
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scottelbee.bsky.social @scottelbee.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
I've finally given up on it. That Nazi salute was the final straw for the camel of my tolerance, I guess.
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scottelbee.bsky.social @scottelbee.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Ink and Schmincke Horadam watercolour
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scottelbee.bsky.social @scottelbee.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
(Looks at America and the UK) youtu.be/tEpwvvyrAJU?...
youtu.be
Chris Cornell - The Promise (Official Video)
YouTube video by ChrisCornellVEVO
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scottelbee.bsky.social @scottelbee.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Got given some #Winsor&Newton #Cotman watercolours a while back. Thought I'd try them out. Not awful. But not in the same league as my #Schmincke #Horadam but not too bad.
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scottelbee.bsky.social @scottelbee.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
I've always enjoyed a good pun. But Edgelord Musk posting this after the sink incident... well, I'm thinking I might just start hating them to avoid any association with the twonk.
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scottelbee.bsky.social @scottelbee.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
I bet anybody thtanding nearby ended up feeling a bit Thor. Thorry.
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scottelbee.bsky.social @scottelbee.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
^Gogmagog
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scottelbee.bsky.social @scottelbee.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
(I ripped off Ian McQue for the scenery here, for the original see the cover of the Jeff Noon novel Gogmago. It's obviously orders of magnitude better.)
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scottelbee.bsky.social @scottelbee.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Hey, remember when #Trump fans were saying that talk about #Project2025 was just leftist scaremongering? How's that working out?
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