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Scott Eberhardy

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Scott Eberhardy @scotteb.bsky.social · 4h
A guy actually just offered me De'Von Achane as part of a trade in a redraft league. Get serious, dude.
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Scott Eberhardy @scotteb.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
That's nothing, I remember watching the episode of Love, American Style that Happy Days was based on.
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Scott Eberhardy @scotteb.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Okay, it's confession time. This is pretty embarrassing and a little hard to admit but... I have never heard the song Jolene. I have no idea what any of these jokes are about. There. I did it. I finally got it off my chest. I feel so much better now. (Still not going to listen to Jolene though)
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Scott Eberhardy @scotteb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Let Case Keenum.
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Scott Eberhardy @scotteb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Wow, the Eagles really suck.
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Scott Eberhardy @scotteb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
That Burden toucdown probably gets me chopped from a guillotine league. I hate the Bears so much.
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Scott Eberhardy @scotteb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Okay, the Eagles defense kind of sucks.
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Scott Eberhardy @scotteb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Some crazy good football games today. And Titans-Giants.
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Scott Eberhardy @scotteb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Second DPI that should have been OPI today.
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Scott Eberhardy @scotteb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
People should only be allowed to own like two professional sports teams, tops.
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Scott Eberhardy @scotteb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Stafford seems to think he's back in Australia in the second half.
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Scott Eberhardy @scotteb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
So if you catch a touchdown pass, and you catch a two point conversion, but after a different touchdown, is that like an indirect octopus or something?
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Scott Eberhardy @scotteb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Oh wow, the Rams are really going to blow this.
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Scott Eberhardy @scotteb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
When it's working for the Rams they are so smooth.
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Scott Eberhardy @scotteb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is going to be a low scoring game, isn't it?
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Scott Eberhardy @scotteb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This latest tradition of having a former player or celebrity fan planting a flag, banging a drum, blowing a horn or some other ridiculous thing before a game is stupid and I wish it would go away.
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Scott Eberhardy @scotteb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
What a hilarious ending.
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Scott Eberhardy @scotteb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Aw, Ravens got hosed.
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Scott Eberhardy @scotteb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Feels like there could be like three more scores yet in this Ravens-Cowboys game even with only a minute left.
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Scott Eberhardy @scotteb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This Ravens-Cowboys game is bananas.
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Scott Eberhardy @scotteb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The announcer for this Raiders-Saints game is awful.
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Scott Eberhardy @scotteb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is the worst the NFC North has looked in a long time. None of these teams look better than a 9-8 record.
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Scott Eberhardy @scotteb.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Have both Achane and Etienne in a guillotine league and now they're both injured with what look like multi-week (if not season ending) injuries. I'll probably be knocked out next week if I even survive this week.
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Scott Eberhardy @scotteb.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This Vikings-Buccaneers game is painful to watch.
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Scott Eberhardy @scotteb.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
What planet is Jevon Holland from?
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Scott Eberhardy @scotteb.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Seems like Mike Evans might have a punctured lung or something.
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Scott Eberhardy @scotteb.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
lol The guy who keeps trying to trade away Terry McLaurin canceled his latest offer to me after McLaurin had a big game. Looking forward to more terrible offers after he comes down to earth next week.
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Scott Eberhardy @scotteb.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Does that 49ers touchdown count as a passing touchdown? Asking for a Brock Purdey owner. (It's me, I'm the Brock Purdy owner)
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Scott Eberhardy @scotteb.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Jets giving the NFC North all they can handle so far this season.
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Scott Eberhardy @scotteb.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Chargers trying to out-Charger the Bills.
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Scott Eberhardy @scotteb.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Watching the Patriots suck always feels good, but it hits especially hard when they were completely overrated the year before.
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Scott Eberhardy @scotteb.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Ah yes, the 15 yard penalty for obeying the laws of physics against the Dolphins. Gotta love it.
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Scott Eberhardy @scotteb.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Titans. Yikes.
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Scott Eberhardy @scotteb.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Titans-Giants? More like Dwarves-Smurfs, amirite?
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Scott Eberhardy @scotteb.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
They're called Nickel City uniforms because that's how much they paid the people that designed the uniforms.
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Scott Eberhardy @scotteb.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
lol, I was screaming at the TV so much when the Badgers beat Penn State and today my voice is hoarse.
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Scott Eberhardy @scotteb.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Guy in one of my fantasy leagues is desperate to unload Terry McLaurin and is spamming my inbox with all kinds of offers. Gonna keep ignoring him until tomorrow, then I'm going to see if I can get Bijan Robinson as part of a deal.
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Scott Eberhardy @scotteb.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Chris Simms' imitation of his dad was pretty good.
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Scott Eberhardy @scotteb.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Great play design on that Oregon touchdown.
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Scott Eberhardy @scotteb.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This win gets Wisconsin in a bowl game this year.
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Scott Eberhardy @scotteb.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
BAAAAAAADDDGGGGEEEEEEEEERRRRRS!
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Scott Eberhardy @scotteb.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I can't watch this last play. I can't not watch this last play. #Badgers
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Scott Eberhardy @scotteb.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Getting a bunch of jets flying over my place today, and yep, Miramar Air Show is going on right now.
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Scott Eberhardy @scotteb.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Oh my god, Wisconsin is so bad. I mean, I was pretty much expecting this, but so, so bad.
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Scott Eberhardy @scotteb.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This Wisconsin-Penn State game is looking a lot like the Wisconsin-Notre Dame game. Wisconsin defense keeping the score low, offense doing next to nothing. Expecting the same ending.
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Scott Eberhardy @scotteb.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Hi, just want to mention this is a great deal on a great book and I bought it immediately but first I checked bookshop.org and it had the same deal, so just a reminder when you see a deal like this on Amazon it's usually the same on other sites that aren't evil union-busting corporations.
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Scott Eberhardy @scotteb.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I hate these messy endings to fooball games.
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Scott Eberhardy @scotteb.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Please don't go to OT, I need to go for a bike ride before I watch Wisconsin get destroyed by Penn State.
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Scott Eberhardy @scotteb.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Herbie: They should consider kicking the field goal here. Tennessee: Fuck it, touchdown pass.
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Scott Eberhardy @scotteb.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Okay first of all, lol. But second of all, what the hell is this painting? (yeah, yeah, I know)
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