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Scott Creney

@scottcreney.bsky.social
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Writer. Last book published was about the B-52s. Currently shopping a novel. Bartender near NYC. Inn the future, everyone will be anonymous for 15 minutes. scottcreney.wordpress.com

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Scott Creney @scottcreney.bsky.social · 16h
Maria Bamford is a fucking genius and even better in person. So glad I finally got to see her tonight at Bell House.
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Scott Creney @scottcreney.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Wrote a thing about summer vacation, Tim O'Brien, and David Foster Wallace scottcreney.wordpress.com/2026/07/02/e...
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Everything And Less: A Compact History of David Foster Wallace
As the parent of a child who turns 12 years old this Saturday, and as the parent in our household who will be home all day with this child throughout the summer because I work nights, and as the pa…
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Scott Creney @scottcreney.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Duck. same
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Scott Creney @scottcreney.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
This one has nothing to do with music
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Wick ‘N’ Sticks
There’s this game I play on my tablet when I can’t concentrate on anything, or when reading a book puts me to sleep, or when it’s late at night and I’m unable to sleep, or w…
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Scott Creney @scottcreney.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Fogerty's exclusion got me to write about the dumb NYT list
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Taking the Bait
It took me less than a minute of distracted scrolling this week to see the NYT created/curated a list of the 30 Greatest American Living Songwriters or some such shit. I’m not going to read t…
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Scott Creney @scottcreney.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Music genres are by nature such slippery bullshit, but the best "britpop" band was either Cornershop or Elastica. Too bad the UK press narrowed the definition of britpop until it was as inbred as that island's royal family. www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5AQ...
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Looking for a Way In
YouTube video by Cornershop - Topic
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Scott Creney @scottcreney.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Gotta respect the guy's commitment. There's no way to say shit this dumb with this degree of self-confidence unless you "have zero introspection."
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Scott Creney @scottcreney.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
I have done 20 of the things on this list and have so far managed to avoid becoming a fascist. You can too!
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A List Of Better Ways To Experience The Frisson Of Transgression Than Becoming A Fascist | Defector
You could almost feel for Anna, the tedious nitwit described in the opening paragraphs of “The Young Women Leaving the New Right,” a New York magazine feature by the writer Sam Adler-Bell. Tormented b...
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Scott Creney @scottcreney.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
An island of sanity in an ocean of insanity. Felt good to spend some time there. Proud to be an WFMU swag-for-lifer.
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Scott Creney @scottcreney.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
The burger in that Applebee's ad looks like if diarrhea could stand up and walk
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Scott Creney @scottcreney.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Xmas present to myself. Spotted in the wild at Record Grouch in Greenpoint Brooklyn
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Scott Creney @scottcreney.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
This lifetime holiday movie I'm watching may be the greatest piece of avant-garde art the 21st century has produced
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Scott Creney @scottcreney.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Still probably the best/most representative/beautiful/horrifying/emblematic piece of art to have been made so far in this our 21st century of the west. The retch of a dying soulless culture desperate to finish exhausting itself so it can start a new life unencumbered by the weight of history.
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Call Me Maybe Dan Deacon Remix
YouTube video by lil poopy
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Scott Creney @scottcreney.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
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Scott Creney @scottcreney.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Here's the first chapter of my next novel.
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Tough Sh*t – Chapter One
As a person who’s had a grand total of zero novels published in my writing career (feel free to put career in quotation marks there, some people would tell you that writing should be in quote…
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Scott Creney @scottcreney.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
I mean, we just celebrated the anniversary of The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald a couple of days ago.
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Scott Creney @scottcreney.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
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Scott Creney @scottcreney.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
My 2003 Sox fandom suddenly feeling relevant
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Scott Creney @scottcreney.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Can't imagine what it feels like to be a Jays or Dodgers fan right now. And I say that as a Red Sox fan who lived through the 2003-2004 seasons.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
They are terrified of the No Kings rallies and doing everything they can to discredit them. If you're on the fence about going, just think of how much it'll piss off these assholes.
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Scott Creney @scottcreney.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Yep. Agree as someone who's both edited and been edited. A good editor feels physical pain at the mistake you're about to make. Take them seriously and work to find a solution that makes both of you happy.
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Scott Creney @scottcreney.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
They're locking them up today/ they're throwing away the key / I wonder who it will be tomorrow /you or me?
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Massive immigration raid on Chicago apartment building leaves residents reeling: 'I feel defeated'
The Department of Homeland Security said federal agents with Border Patrol, the FBI and the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives arrested 37 people in the raid.
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Scott Creney @scottcreney.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Amateurs. The best books to steal are the thin computer manuals that go for like $50-$75 bucks. Take them from a corporate chain store then return them to a different chain store for store credit.
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Scott Creney @scottcreney.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Like this one so much I'm almost tempted to crosspost it on the fascist one too: scottcreney.wordpress.com/2025/09/25/i...
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I Wrote A Good Poem Would You Like To Read It
Many years ago back before any of us were born I used to write poetry and I used to be pretty damn good at it. I lost interest in that world–first in the profession, then in the genre–a…
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Scott Creney @scottcreney.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Yankees suck turned out to be an understatement
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Scott Creney @scottcreney.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
People using social media, a thing that is almost entirely performative, to mock reading books in public for being performative is a thick, flavorless kind of irony.
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Scott Creney @scottcreney.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
Clear, concise, and simple.
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Scott Creney @scottcreney.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
"I gave my life to Christ in a Cracker Barrel parking lot" is the most Mountain Goats lyric of all time
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Scott Creney @scottcreney.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
Jump motherfucker
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Scott Creney @scottcreney.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Not begrudging anybody their hero worship, but if you honor Ozzy Osbourne on here without any reservations, I never ever want to hear you talk shit about any artist's personal life ever again.
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Scott Creney @scottcreney.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Poop fart butt
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Scott Creney @scottcreney.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Watched this fantastic doc last night on criterion. Nice companion to Kathy Hessel's essential The Story of Art Without Men. www.criterionchannel.com/beyond-the-v...
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Beyond the Visible – Hilma af Klint - The Criterion Channel
Directed by Halina Dyrschka • 2019 • Germany Hilma af Klint was an abstract artist before the term existed, a visionary, trailblazing figure who, inspired by spiritualism, modern science, and the ri...
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Scott Creney @scottcreney.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
The grass over this guy's grave will be the greenest in the cemetery from all the pissing and shitting. I personally can't wait.
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Scott Creney @scottcreney.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Save this one to put in future (future?) anthologies about this period of US government and the latent sicknesses in our society that birthed it.
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Scott Creney @scottcreney.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
I wrote a thing and the subject of the thing is not the actual subject of the thing. scottcreney.wordpress.com/2025/07/08/w...
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Writing About Nature is Like Dancing About The Apocalypse
I know that nobody gives a single solitary shit anymore about descriptions, no matter how poetic, of the various flora and fauna, the animals and archipelagos, that happen to exist in the places wh…
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Scott Creney @scottcreney.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
I believe, with a quarter of the 21st century now behind us, that the only appropriate way to talk about the weather is to say holy shit we’re all going to fucking die.
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Scott Creney @scottcreney.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
Fantastic reporting here from the Boston Globe www.bostonglobe.com/2025/07/02/m...
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‘I feel that nowhere is safe’: Stories from inside Mass. communities left reeling by the surge in ICE arrests - The Boston Globe
Immigrant neighborhoods in Massachusetts are feeling the strain of recent ICE actions, which have intensified in recent months. The Globe spent seven days in local communities to tell their stories.
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Scott Creney @scottcreney.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
Wrote 1500 words about going to Barnes & Noble to buy a graduation present scottcreney.wordpress.com/2025/06/30/o...
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Oh The Places You’ll Go!
There comes a time in every young person’s life when their parents’ friends have to buy them a high school graduation present. And so they go to Barnes & Noble, a store that sells t…
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Scott Creney @scottcreney.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
I am determined to see how far I can wander away from the ostensible subject of an essay and still make it cohere into something. This might be the farthest ramble yet.
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America Is A Wad of Spit-Out Chewing Gum Trapped in a Urinal
Before we tackle the subject directly, I have to admit that I started writing/procrastinating this post by typing its title into a search engine in the hope of finding a relevant photo I could use …
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Scott Creney @scottcreney.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
No kings except kings lead hat
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King's Lead Hat (2004 Digital Remaster)
YouTube video by Brian Eno - Topic
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Scott Creney @scottcreney.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Registered today. Smile is at its heart about the realization that the California dream, and the American dream, is a lie. Pet Sounds is about the realization that the adult world is a lie. You can hear the crushing disappointment happen in real time.
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Scott Creney @scottcreney.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
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Our Prayer (The Smile Sessions Version)
YouTube video by The Beach Boys - Topic
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Scott Creney @scottcreney.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
Wrote about going into the city and drinking a couple of beers in the Center For Fiction Cafe. This one gets a little weird.
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The Center For Fiction Is Stranger Than Truth
So my grandfather-in-law dies a couple of weeks ago and the kid and the spouse drive down to Tennessee to pay their respects—and to pay mine since I’m not able to get the time off from work. That m…
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Scott Creney @scottcreney.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
It took thom yorke however many months to come up with... that???
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Scott Creney @scottcreney.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
Pretty sure there's never been an NEA grant proposal like this scottcreney.wordpress.com/2025/05/29/t...
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Trump Shaker: A Novel Whose Idea Has (Sadly) Come
I was working one night this past January, a slow, slushy winter evening which meant I had way too much time to fill before the end of my shift. So I did what most of us do when we’re bored&#…
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Scott Creney @scottcreney.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Only person in the Center For Fiction cafe drinking alcohol at 4:30pm on an 80 degree day. Says something or other about something or other but I'm not certain enough to say what.
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Scott Creney @scottcreney.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Halfway through Bridget Read's Little Bosses Everywhere about history of MLMs. Funny thing is you start to see how everything in the USA is basically a pyramid scheme.
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Scott Creney @scottcreney.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Mining the mundane for moments of transcendence. Enjoy the picture of our cat. Not so much a cry for help as a joke for help.
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Don’t Do As I Say; Don’t Do As I Do
The other day my partner and co-conspirator suggested I compile all the query letters I’ve sent to literary agents and try to make a book out of them. My co-conspirator is funny like that. Or…
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Scott Creney @scottcreney.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Happy Guatemalan Iguana Models Day to all who celebrate blunkvalue.bandcamp.com/album/flutte...
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Flutter Woof Wow! b/w Woof Kamera Ultra, by Guatemalan Iguana Models
22 track album
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Scott Creney @scottcreney.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
In a writing mood lately I guess. Here's some thoughts on MIke Peters, the recently deceased singer of the Alarm, which as usual is just the tip of a strange iceberg.
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On the Subject of Mike Peters Just Dying
The Alarm were, by any sort of pseudo-objective critical standard, a goofy rock band from the 80s who spent their first two albums blindly chasing after the Clash, spent their next two albums blind…
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