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Scottacular

@scottcrates.bsky.social
102K followers 9.4K following 4.2K posts

Soros-funded lost soul from the Twitterverse prone to typos. Currently drowning in disbelief.

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Scottacular @scottcrates.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
So this happened here tonight.
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Scottacular @scottcrates.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Oops. 😂😂😂
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Scottacular @scottcrates.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Good morning from Cabo
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Scottacular @scottcrates.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Not $1.99. Thanks, Trump!
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Scottacular @scottcrates.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
More of my hair got raptured.
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Scottacular @scottcrates.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
I don’t know what’s funnier, believing there’s a heaven called Valhalla for Nordic Warriors or that this guys thinks he’ll get in.
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Scottacular @scottcrates.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Grandpa Dum Dum is upset that museums don’t have enough stuff about… *checks notes* …the future.
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Scottacular @scottcrates.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
These two things may be related.
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Scottacular @scottcrates.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
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Scottacular @scottcrates.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
These numbers were not meant to go together.
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Scottacular @scottcrates.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Howdy from North Michigan!
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Scottacular @scottcrates.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
I call this “Scott goes running and makes an Angry Bunny”
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Scottacular @scottcrates.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
My tiddy sweat puts on a happy face.
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Scottacular @scottcrates.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
So dry
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Scottacular @scottcrates.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
🎶 If you’re weak or unhappy, clap your hands 🎶 👏 👏 👏
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Scottacular @scottcrates.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
My last last day in Florence, Italy, in front of The Duomo at sunset. I could have lived in this moment for eternity. (Sound up)
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Scottacular @scottcrates.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
Heading home from Italy. Major pouting going on.
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Scottacular @scottcrates.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
I’m now officially an Italian gourmet chef, bitches.
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Scottacular @scottcrates.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
If they wouldn’t have overspent on the rabbit painting, they wouldn’t have run out of chair money.
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Scottacular @scottcrates.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
You also absolutely must see The Duomo. Stunning.
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Scottacular @scottcrates.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
If there is one work of art that you must see in person, it is David. The size and detail is breathtaking. Truly.
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Scottacular @scottcrates.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
God I love this place. More beauty and joy from Florence, Italy. Enjoy.
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Scottacular @scottcrates.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
The streets of Florence are magical.
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Scottacular @scottcrates.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
The other direction
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Scottacular @scottcrates.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
Ponte Vecchio bridge in Florence.
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Scottacular @scottcrates.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
It’s nice to have a drinking fountain in my hotel room but weird place to put it.
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Scottacular @scottcrates.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
It’s super cool
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Scottacular @scottcrates.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
Could someone point out where he honors our fallen soldiers?
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Scottacular @scottcrates.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
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Scottacular @scottcrates.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
My daughter, Erica, and I send greetings from Pompeii! Such a cool place to tour.
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Scottacular @scottcrates.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
While on an underground tour of Trevi Fountain, I came across whatever this is.
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Scottacular @scottcrates.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
If anyone hasn’t seen The Pantheon, here you go…
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Scottacular @scottcrates.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Tell them to look for me. 😂
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Scottacular @scottcrates.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
They do graffiti right in Rome
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Scottacular @scottcrates.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Found it
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Scottacular @scottcrates.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
How to fly to Europe…
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Scottacular @scottcrates.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Who wore it better?
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Scottacular @scottcrates.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Cocaine monkey is my favorite monkey.
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Scottacular @scottcrates.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
When you’re out on a walk, almost kick a stick off the road but it starts moving first…
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Scottacular @scottcrates.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
*Mic drop*
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Scottacular @scottcrates.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Yes it is. Here’s one from my backyard.
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Scottacular @scottcrates.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
About five minutes ago. That’s the step up to my front door! (Yes, that’s a bobcat)
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Scottacular @scottcrates.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
You’re not following me so now you’re gonna get it! 😂😂😂
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Scottacular @scottcrates.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
I was talking to a teacher who works at a low-income school and was dreading the upcoming book fair. Me: Why? Her: Most of the students can’t afford to buy a book Me: Not this year Happy Easter
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Scottacular @scottcrates.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Also being sucked out of my non-retirement account.
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Scottacular @scottcrates.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
And here’s JUST THIS MORNING SO FAR
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Scottacular @scottcrates.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Their chyrons are pure gold
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Scottacular @scottcrates.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Grandpa Dum Dum is gonna love this headline.
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Scottacular @scottcrates.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
It got even better! Thx Trump!
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Scottacular @scottcrates.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Good job with those tariffs, Grandpa Dum Dum.
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