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Scott Centoni

@scottcentoni.bsky.social
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Recovering computational materials scientist turned computer infrastructure worker 🏳️‍🌈he/him Black Lives Matter trans rights are human rights

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Scott Centoni @scottcentoni.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Historical income tax rates in the United States
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Scott Centoni @scottcentoni.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Gadsden snake: Please Tread on Everyone But Me, Sir.
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Scott Centoni @scottcentoni.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
A man slaps a snap bracelet onto his wrist.
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Scott Centoni @scottcentoni.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I feel like this is the appropriate reaction to every sentence that couchfucker uttered.
A peacock says
I JUST ROLLED ALL 100
OF MY ASS EYES
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Scott Centoni @scottcentoni.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
A peacock with the caption 
I JUST ROLLED ALL 100
OF MY ASS EYES
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Scott Centoni @scottcentoni.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
That’s some kind of gnome hooked hammer static0.cbrimages.com/wordpress/wp...
Many different exotic weapons in dungeons and dragons 3.5 including the gnome hooked hammer
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Scott Centoni @scottcentoni.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
White Blue Black Red Green Colorless
The color pie of Magic: The Gathering
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Scott Centoni @scottcentoni.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
I'm 50. All celebrity news looks like this:
'CURTAINS FOR ZOOSHA? K-SMOG AND BATBOY CAUGHT FLIPPING A GRUNT'
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Scott Centoni @scottcentoni.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Dunc and Egg in Dune movie poster meme
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Scott Centoni @scottcentoni.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
A military helmet with a photo of Jeffrey Epstein and the caption never forget what you’re fighting for
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Scott Centoni @scottcentoni.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
The Twin Peaks title shot with the text
Fix your hearts
Or die
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Scott Centoni @scottcentoni.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
A yellow snake, licking a boot and saying, please dread on everyone, but me, sir
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Scott Centoni @scottcentoni.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
A yellow snake licks a boot and says please tread on everyone, but me, sir
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Scott Centoni @scottcentoni.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
He's just so stupid. He's so breathtakingly stupid that the above statement is all it takes for every person reading this to know exactly who I'm talking about.
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Scott Centoni @scottcentoni.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
A yellow snake says “Please tread on everyone but me, sir” and licks a boot.
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Scott Centoni @scottcentoni.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Yellow flag with bootlicking snake saying Please Tread on Everyone But Me, Sir.
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Scott Centoni @scottcentoni.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
tonight's episode:

THE WRITER'S
BARELY-DISGUISED
FETISH
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Scott Centoni @scottcentoni.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
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Scott Centoni @scottcentoni.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
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Scott Centoni @scottcentoni.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
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The poster for the movie Snowpiercer. An immense train plows through a snowy landscape.
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Scott Centoni @scottcentoni.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
A child’s skull before losing baby teeth, with part of the outer layers of bone cut away
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Scott Centoni @scottcentoni.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
The five colors of Magic
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Scott Centoni @scottcentoni.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Douglas Reynholm, kakistocrat extraordinaire, shows off his boots
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Scott Centoni @scottcentoni.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
Kenneth Branagh as Victor Fuckboi Frankenstein
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Scott Centoni @scottcentoni.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Domestic Enemy Hat @kenwhite.bsky.social
Bluesky Elder
• Verified
The Rule of Goats is this:
If you fuck a goat, you're a goatfucker.
It doesn't matter that you were fucking the goat ironically, or to troll people.
You fucked a goat.
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Scott Centoni @scottcentoni.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
Butterfly: furries
Man with glasses: is this rishathra?
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Scott Centoni @scottcentoni.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
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A handful of Oreo cookies splashing excitedly into creamy milk
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Scott Centoni @scottcentoni.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
On a food truck I saw last week:
A sign with multiple errors, including spelling, capitalization, punctuation, alignment, and kerning.

MADE IN ITALLY SAN FRANCISCO
FRANCISCOS
MEXICAN FOOD LLC.
SAN FRANCISCO Ca. 94124
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Scott Centoni @scottcentoni.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
What I really want is an explanation for this:
A passage from https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Danish_pastry#Terminology

In Danish, Norwegian, and Swedish, the term for Danish pastry is wienerbrød (or wienerbröd), meaning 'Viennese bread'.[7][8] The same etymology is also the origin of the Icelandic vínarbrauð, Finnish viineri and Estonian Viini sai ('Viennese pastry').

In Vienna, conversely, the Danish pastry is known as Kopenhagener Plunder (or simply Kopenhagener, after Copenhagen) or Dänischer Plunder.[1][9][10][8]
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Scott Centoni @scottcentoni.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
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A satirical organizational chart from Microsoft depicts different business units aiming weapons at each other
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Scott Centoni @scottcentoni.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
Is that a mosquito repellent incense coil? pestpush.com/wp-content/u...
A green coil of mosquito repellent incense smoldering on a metal holder
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Scott Centoni @scottcentoni.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
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MY GAWD THESE TRUMP PEOPLE ARE RACIST.
THAT ATTITUDE IS WHAT'S PUSHING ME TO BE RACIST!
MAGA
IT...
DOESN'T.
I BOUGHT THIS WAFFEN SS UNIFORM FOR HALLOWEEN.
YOU'LL CRY "OFFENSIVE" SO MAYBE I'LL JUST WEAR IT
EVERY DAY.
MAGA
SAY WHAT?
I JUST HATE TO DO THIS.
BORS
THENIB.COM
MIGHT AS WELL! YOU
SAY I'M A NAZI SO, FINE, I'LL BE A NAZI IF THAT MAKES YOU HAPPY.
MAGA
BZZZZZZZ
I FEEL BULLIED, REALLY.
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Scott Centoni @scottcentoni.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
A televangelist prays, “Jesus, I see what you’ve done for other people, and I want that for me.”
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Scott Centoni @scottcentoni.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
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An array of different brands of menstrual cup
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Scott Centoni @scottcentoni.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
The underlying purpose of Al is to allow wealth to access skill while removing from the skilled the ability to access wealth.
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