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Scott B. Silverman

@scottbsilverman.bsky.social
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Hi, friend. Me: fan of comedy, decency, democracy, and lox. Brand strategist, namer, copywriter. Articulated Brands®, Los Angeles. Detroit native. UW-Madison alum.

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Scott B. Silverman @scottbsilverman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Billionaires gather to congratulate themselves on AI lawlessness in opening scene of world's most predictable disaster movie ever.
Trump and tech billionaires sign on to self-police AI initiatives.
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Scott B. Silverman @scottbsilverman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I played "Clue" with this blowhard Senator Schmitt. He guessed it was Mrs. Butterworth with a vat of quicksand in the gazebo.
Senator Eric Schmitt sets perjury trap for Jack Smith, fails miserably.
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Scott B. Silverman @scottbsilverman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
33% of Americans still approve of a guy who has never been of service to anyone other than himself, his family, and his billionaire class. 33% of Americans have an IQ under 95. Now, I'm not saying it's an exact Venn overlap. But I'm not not saying it, either.
Trump approval rating falls to 33% in many recent surveys and polls.
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Scott B. Silverman @scottbsilverman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Scott B. Silverman @scottbsilverman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Scott B. Silverman @scottbsilverman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Scott B. Silverman @scottbsilverman.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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Scott B. Silverman @scottbsilverman.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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Scott B. Silverman @scottbsilverman.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Okay, all ye faithful... Raise your hands if you don't know what worshipping false gods means... Keep your hands up if you still don't get the story of the golden calf when an idol was favored over the commandments... Hands up? You're in a cult. Thank you for your attention to this madness.
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Scott B. Silverman @scottbsilverman.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Scott B. Silverman @scottbsilverman.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Sorry, sir. It just looks like debasing our values, repeatedly lying to and stealing from the American people just don't draw the big crowds they used to.
RNC convention in Dallas features hundreds of empty seats.
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Scott B. Silverman @scottbsilverman.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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Scott B. Silverman @scottbsilverman.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Now, Smug Jennings, please be honest for once. When you said you spoke to Mitch, are you sure you were on a phone?
Mitch McConnell, rumored to be dead or at least seriously incapacitated, hasn't shown up to the Senate for three months, but Scott Jennings claims to have spoken to him on the phone.
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Scott B. Silverman @scottbsilverman.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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Scott B. Silverman @scottbsilverman.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
"I told you all I could still sign my name. What a bunch of doody-heads."
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Scott B. Silverman @scottbsilverman.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Oh yeah, mister? Well, by Executive Order of the American People, everybody's gonna start calling you Rapey Von Lyzensteals. (Your legacy was enshrined long ago and no amount of gilded monuments will obscure it.)
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Scott B. Silverman @scottbsilverman.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Sequel to "Love, Actually" anyone? NATALIE V/O: Dear Sir, Dear David... I'm very sorry about the thing that happened. It was a very odd moment and I feel like a prize idiot. Particularly because - if you can't say it at Christmas, when can you, eh? - I'm actually yours. With love, your Natalie.
Natalie Harp letters as published by and credited to Daily Beast / Howl.
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Scott B. Silverman @scottbsilverman.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
When it comes to vaccine paranoia, the Overton window has not only shifted, it just got nominated to run the FDA.
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Scott B. Silverman @scottbsilverman.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Definitely the nation's most pressing issue. I mean, when my helipad was uneven, the landings were ghastly. I'd often spill my caviar right onto my pet cheetah.
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Scott B. Silverman @scottbsilverman.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Trump steals billions from Americans in history's biggest shell game.
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Scott B. Silverman @scottbsilverman.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
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Scott B. Silverman @scottbsilverman.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
TRUMP: So when you have to pay a little more, it's FOUR DOLLARS. It's okay. AMERICA: If we had just increased our net worths by THREE BILLION DOLLARS in the past year like you, we wouldn't give a shit about this affordability crisis you created either. But we aren't thievin' madmen, so it matters.
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Scott B. Silverman @scottbsilverman.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
So Carolyin' Leavitt is leaving. But who will he choose to replace her? Does anyone even exist with that same stellar commitment to truth and transparency? (Just a hunch.)
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Scott B. Silverman @scottbsilverman.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Here, ICE. Since you've got blood on your hands, here's 380-volt stun-gloves.
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Scott B. Silverman @scottbsilverman.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
As a matter of national security, I need to know: who the fuck let him out?
Trump hid in a catering trick in order to evade an Iranian assassination plot, rendering his staff and the reporters onboard decoys.
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Scott B. Silverman @scottbsilverman.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Washington Post was close. Democracy dies at 4:31 on a Saturday morning.
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Scott B. Silverman @scottbsilverman.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
The Bill Cassidy version of the Hippocratic Oath: First, do lots and lots of harm by confirming RFK, Jr. Second, do even more massive harm to the country by confirming Consigliere Blanche, currently being investigated for fraud.
Illustrated version of the Hippocratic Oath.
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Scott B. Silverman @scottbsilverman.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Spineless GOP congress just announced it's new tagline: "Thank you, sir, may I have another?"
Scene from "Animal House" during fraternity hazing; pledge responds to paddling with "Thank you, sir, may I have another?"
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Scott B. Silverman @scottbsilverman.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Getting angry will get us nowhere. Just arrest an Olympian.
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Scott B. Silverman @scottbsilverman.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Oh, he's going to rescind the slush fund now, is he? So if somebody un-crimes, then it's a-okay to make them the Head of the Justice Department? What the fuck is wrong with this Republican Congress?
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Scott B. Silverman @scottbsilverman.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Trump has been so devastating to our environment even the seashells and the grass want him gone.
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Scott B. Silverman @scottbsilverman.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Cornyn & Tillis: Well, you wanted something in writing. Here it is. This administration lies. It's what they do. So instead of a confirmation, you paragons of virtue, let's go for an impeachment of the Acting AG.
Trump administration files appeal to resurrect slush fund despite Blanche's testimony and so-called negotiations with Cornyn and Tillis.
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Scott B. Silverman @scottbsilverman.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
AMERICA: We smell a rat. SECRET SERVICE AGENT: Can confirm.
Trump farts in secret service agent's general direction at Lindsey Graham  funeral.
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Scott B. Silverman @scottbsilverman.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Let the history books show: a vote will come before Republican senators on Thursday to confirm a guy they *knew* had created a fraudulent and oversized settlement... and they'll choose that lawbreaker to head up our justice department. Corruption + GOP Cowardice. These people are so fucking gross.
Todd Blanche, nominee for Attorney General, who didn't defend the IRS but rather chose to structure a massively oversized and unreasonable settlement with his former client, Trump.
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Scott B. Silverman @scottbsilverman.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
This Jay Clayton. He's one sleeve short of a blazer.
Jay Clayton testifying in front of Senate Committee for Director of DNI position.
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Scott B. Silverman @scottbsilverman.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Okay, but next time can we please we get the Fyre Festival organizers?
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Scott B. Silverman @scottbsilverman.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Agoraphobic Convention takes over Trump's American State Fair.
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Scott B. Silverman @scottbsilverman.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Dear Texas: Will you also be requiring anyone who wants to be your senator to read said same Bible?
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Scott B. Silverman @scottbsilverman.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I do believe we have finally Trumped the Shark.
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Scott B. Silverman @scottbsilverman.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
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Scott B. Silverman @scottbsilverman.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Who was his date to the Garden?
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Scott B. Silverman @scottbsilverman.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Jeanine Pirro sixty seconds ago: "I don't play in political lanes." Jeanine Pirro thirty seconds ago: "I'll take information from anyone, even the Devil." Holy moly. We gotta call this brazen shit out, people. The weaponization of our Justice Department is complete. RESIST. RESIST. RESIST.
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Scott B. Silverman @scottbsilverman.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Trump and Maga boycotting Winter Storm Hernando. Will be experiencing counter-storm Kyle.
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Scott B. Silverman @scottbsilverman.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Dear President Trump: We get what we get and we don't throw a fit. -Disgusted Americans of Every Affiliation
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Scott B. Silverman @scottbsilverman.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
SUSIE WILES (11/24): I'm here to quash the drama. SUSIE WILES (12/25): I'm here to show you we are just as bat-shit as you've been fearing.
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Scott B. Silverman @scottbsilverman.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Trump signs Epstein bill.
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Scott B. Silverman @scottbsilverman.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Esprit de snore.
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Scott B. Silverman @scottbsilverman.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
After everything our Founders and forebears did for us, how can we in good conscience give our money to those who are selfishly playing blind and dumb, doing nothing to stop the fall of freedom and democracy in America?
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Scott B. Silverman @scottbsilverman.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
ABC & Disney: Americans who believe in democracy and free speech are suspending you indefinitely. Love, Your Consumers, Your Employees & Your Shareholders.
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Scott B. Silverman @scottbsilverman.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
Oh crap. PPI report shows tariffs drove wholesale inflation to 3-year highs. Now he's gonna fire all the numbers.
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