Scott B. Silverman @scottbsilverman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Billionaires gather to congratulate themselves on AI lawlessness in opening scene of world's most predictable disaster movie ever. 14616
Scott B. Silverman @scottbsilverman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I played "Clue" with this blowhard Senator Schmitt. He guessed it was Mrs. Butterworth with a vat of quicksand in the gazebo. 2233
Scott B. Silverman @scottbsilverman.bsky.social · 29/09/202633% of Americans still approve of a guy who has never been of service to anyone other than himself, his family, and his billionaire class. 33% of Americans have an IQ under 95. Now, I'm not saying it's an exact Venn overlap. But I'm not not saying it, either. 34415
Scott B. Silverman @scottbsilverman.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Okay, all ye faithful... Raise your hands if you don't know what worshipping false gods means... Keep your hands up if you still don't get the story of the golden calf when an idol was favored over the commandments... Hands up? You're in a cult. Thank you for your attention to this madness. 1013845
Scott B. Silverman @scottbsilverman.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Sorry, sir. It just looks like debasing our values, repeatedly lying to and stealing from the American people just don't draw the big crowds they used to. 57818
Scott B. Silverman @scottbsilverman.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Now, Smug Jennings, please be honest for once. When you said you spoke to Mitch, are you sure you were on a phone? 3283
Scott B. Silverman @scottbsilverman.bsky.social · 30/08/2026"I told you all I could still sign my name. What a bunch of doody-heads." 1155
Scott B. Silverman @scottbsilverman.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Oh yeah, mister? Well, by Executive Order of the American People, everybody's gonna start calling you Rapey Von Lyzensteals. (Your legacy was enshrined long ago and no amount of gilded monuments will obscure it.) 5328
Scott B. Silverman @scottbsilverman.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Sequel to "Love, Actually" anyone? NATALIE V/O: Dear Sir, Dear David... I'm very sorry about the thing that happened. It was a very odd moment and I feel like a prize idiot. Particularly because - if you can't say it at Christmas, when can you, eh? - I'm actually yours. With love, your Natalie. 5275
Scott B. Silverman @scottbsilverman.bsky.social · 21/08/2026When it comes to vaccine paranoia, the Overton window has not only shifted, it just got nominated to run the FDA. 43413
Scott B. Silverman @scottbsilverman.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Definitely the nation's most pressing issue. I mean, when my helipad was uneven, the landings were ghastly. I'd often spill my caviar right onto my pet cheetah. 3399
Scott B. Silverman @scottbsilverman.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Trump steals billions from Americans in history's biggest shell game. 0158
Scott B. Silverman @scottbsilverman.bsky.social · 15/08/2026TRUMP: So when you have to pay a little more, it's FOUR DOLLARS. It's okay. AMERICA: If we had just increased our net worths by THREE BILLION DOLLARS in the past year like you, we wouldn't give a shit about this affordability crisis you created either. But we aren't thievin' madmen, so it matters. 55425
Scott B. Silverman @scottbsilverman.bsky.social · 14/08/2026So Carolyin' Leavitt is leaving. But who will he choose to replace her? Does anyone even exist with that same stellar commitment to truth and transparency? (Just a hunch.) 6162
Scott B. Silverman @scottbsilverman.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Here, ICE. Since you've got blood on your hands, here's 380-volt stun-gloves. 1144
Scott B. Silverman @scottbsilverman.bsky.social · 12/08/2026As a matter of national security, I need to know: who the fuck let him out? 3317
Scott B. Silverman @scottbsilverman.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Washington Post was close. Democracy dies at 4:31 on a Saturday morning. 15410
Scott B. Silverman @scottbsilverman.bsky.social · 08/08/2026The Bill Cassidy version of the Hippocratic Oath: First, do lots and lots of harm by confirming RFK, Jr. Second, do even more massive harm to the country by confirming Consigliere Blanche, currently being investigated for fraud. 410551
Scott B. Silverman @scottbsilverman.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Spineless GOP congress just announced it's new tagline: "Thank you, sir, may I have another?" 04811
Scott B. Silverman @scottbsilverman.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Getting angry will get us nowhere. Just arrest an Olympian. 1195
Scott B. Silverman @scottbsilverman.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Oh, he's going to rescind the slush fund now, is he? So if somebody un-crimes, then it's a-okay to make them the Head of the Justice Department? What the fuck is wrong with this Republican Congress? 7196
Scott B. Silverman @scottbsilverman.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Trump has been so devastating to our environment even the seashells and the grass want him gone. 083
Scott B. Silverman @scottbsilverman.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Cornyn & Tillis: Well, you wanted something in writing. Here it is. This administration lies. It's what they do. So instead of a confirmation, you paragons of virtue, let's go for an impeachment of the Acting AG. 050
Scott B. Silverman @scottbsilverman.bsky.social · 31/07/2026AMERICA: We smell a rat. SECRET SERVICE AGENT: Can confirm. 0166
Scott B. Silverman @scottbsilverman.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Let the history books show: a vote will come before Republican senators on Thursday to confirm a guy they *knew* had created a fraudulent and oversized settlement... and they'll choose that lawbreaker to head up our justice department. Corruption + GOP Cowardice. These people are so fucking gross. 0111
Scott B. Silverman @scottbsilverman.bsky.social · 16/07/2026This Jay Clayton. He's one sleeve short of a blazer. 042
Scott B. Silverman @scottbsilverman.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Okay, but next time can we please we get the Fyre Festival organizers? 011
Scott B. Silverman @scottbsilverman.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Agoraphobic Convention takes over Trump's American State Fair. 020
Scott B. Silverman @scottbsilverman.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Dear Texas: Will you also be requiring anyone who wants to be your senator to read said same Bible? 020
Scott B. Silverman @scottbsilverman.bsky.social · 14/06/2026I do believe we have finally Trumped the Shark. 010
Scott B. Silverman @scottbsilverman.bsky.social · 13/03/2026Jeanine Pirro sixty seconds ago: "I don't play in political lanes." Jeanine Pirro thirty seconds ago: "I'll take information from anyone, even the Devil." Holy moly. We gotta call this brazen shit out, people. The weaponization of our Justice Department is complete. RESIST. RESIST. RESIST. 052
Scott B. Silverman @scottbsilverman.bsky.social · 23/02/2026Trump and Maga boycotting Winter Storm Hernando. Will be experiencing counter-storm Kyle. 021
Scott B. Silverman @scottbsilverman.bsky.social · 21/02/2026Dear President Trump: We get what we get and we don't throw a fit. -Disgusted Americans of Every Affiliation 000
Scott B. Silverman @scottbsilverman.bsky.social · 16/12/2025SUSIE WILES (11/24): I'm here to quash the drama. SUSIE WILES (12/25): I'm here to show you we are just as bat-shit as you've been fearing. 030
Scott B. Silverman @scottbsilverman.bsky.social · 18/09/2025After everything our Founders and forebears did for us, how can we in good conscience give our money to those who are selfishly playing blind and dumb, doing nothing to stop the fall of freedom and democracy in America? 084
Scott B. Silverman @scottbsilverman.bsky.social · 18/09/2025ABC & Disney: Americans who believe in democracy and free speech are suspending you indefinitely. Love, Your Consumers, Your Employees & Your Shareholders. 131
Scott B. Silverman @scottbsilverman.bsky.social · 14/08/2025Oh crap. PPI report shows tariffs drove wholesale inflation to 3-year highs. Now he's gonna fire all the numbers. 010