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scorby mcmichaelson, G.E.D. 🚩 @scorbymcmichaelson.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

it's amazing how liberals just make shit up to claim you believe lmao

scorby mcmichaelson, G.E.D. 🚩 @scorbymcmichaelson.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

people will really look at my pfp and go, "this image is deadly serious, i must inform this person about the history of italy and ireland, and of their diasporas in the us, especially vis a vis whiteness" as if i would make the fucking joke were i not familiar with these things!

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scorby mcmichaelson, G.E.D. 🚩 @scorbymcmichaelson.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

goddamn, people on here are really fucking stupid huh

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scorby mcmichaelson, G.E.D. 🚩 @scorbymcmichaelson.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

uwu fuck every american, canada is just a smol bean country that got bullied into invading korea, iraq, afghanistan, libya... and now the us is being totally mean to them it's so unfair!

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scorby mcmichaelson, G.E.D. 🚩 @scorbymcmichaelson.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

canadians are like: "our country was founded on genocide too, but at least we're polite aboat it, eh!"

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scorby mcmichaelson, G.E.D. 🚩 @scorbymcmichaelson.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

fun fact: the etymology of ontario likely derives from a proto-north-iroquoian verb meaning "to be a lake". other things named ontario are named *after* the lake

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scorby mcmichaelson, G.E.D. 🚩 @scorbymcmichaelson.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

let's all remember that famous people are not beholden to social mores, ethical standards, or basic human decency, and that this circumstance is not worth examining in any way

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scorby mcmichaelson, G.E.D. 🚩 @scorbymcmichaelson.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

just saw some gimmick account post about being "in solidarity" with canadians, after earlier having seen someone saying trump was missing a soft power opportunity by not sending aid to cuba - and honestly, liberals fucking sicken me.

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scorby mcmichaelson, G.E.D. 🚩 @scorbymcmichaelson.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

opinion polls are made up and meaningless. base your politicss on firm principles and accurate information instead of some idealized average person's supposed opinions

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scorby mcmichaelson, G.E.D. 🚩 @scorbymcmichaelson.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

need a blocklist for people who like and share ai slop

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scorby mcmichaelson, G.E.D. 🚩 @scorbymcmichaelson.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

i love tubi but they need to stop recommending me shit like a true crime podcast hosted by a woman named (i shit you not) fucking "kimbyrleigha"

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scorby mcmichaelson, G.E.D. 🚩 @scorbymcmichaelson.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

evangelicals are *pro* destruction of the world, actually

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scorby mcmichaelson, G.E.D. 🚩 @scorbymcmichaelson.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

really wish youtube had an option to never recommend me any video with "iceberg explained" in the title

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scorby mcmichaelson, G.E.D. 🚩 @scorbymcmichaelson.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

this woman is dead fucking serious, this site is so funny

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scorby mcmichaelson, G.E.D. 🚩 @scorbymcmichaelson.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

us class sonsciousness is in the fuckin gutter man

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scorby mcmichaelson, G.E.D. 🚩 @scorbymcmichaelson.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

it's kind of fucked up that they're boiling down gorillas to make glue, but at least no part of them goes to waste

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scorby mcmichaelson, G.E.D. 🚩 @scorbymcmichaelson.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

will never understand people who have more sympathy for management than they do their coworkers. complain about a stupid bullshit managerial decision and they'll come back with excuses for them. like,sorry you like getting fucked over so much

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scorby mcmichaelson, G.E.D. 🚩 @scorbymcmichaelson.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

there was a shit involved incident in my pants at work today. i have been placed on paid leave pending an hr investigation

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scorby mcmichaelson, G.E.D. 🚩 @scorbymcmichaelson.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

hey man, maybe if you got a bike that didn't have gigantic tires literally designed to go over pack snow in the fucking arctic you could ride fast enough to go in the street where you're supposed to be

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scorby mcmichaelson, G.E.D. 🚩 @scorbymcmichaelson.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

it was really cool when matt damon we need to talk about kevined all those dudes

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scorby mcmichaelson, G.E.D. 🚩 @scorbymcmichaelson.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

the left needs to rally around a social democrat sheepdog, it'll work this time!

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scorby mcmichaelson, G.E.D. 🚩 @scorbymcmichaelson.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

i guess the new meta in mtga is to build a fucking 250 card deck and then take as long as possible to take your turn despite having the most braindead shit imaginable

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scorby mcmichaelson, G.E.D. 🚩 @scorbymcmichaelson.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

treating woo woo crystal hippy bullshit as if it is benign and quirky is how we ended up with rfk jr

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scorby mcmichaelson, G.E.D. 🚩 @scorbymcmichaelson.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

MUH OPINION POLLS. quick question for the folks at home: have you or anyone you know ever been contacted for a response to an opinion poll?

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scorby mcmichaelson, G.E.D. 🚩 @scorbymcmichaelson.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

the cia has really done a number on the us left, huh

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scorby mcmichaelson, G.E.D. 🚩 @scorbymcmichaelson.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

given the timing, is likely that lindsey graham literally shit himself to death, and i think that's wonderful

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scorby mcmichaelson, G.E.D. 🚩 @scorbymcmichaelson.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

austere compared to literally anything quark wore😤

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scorby mcmichaelson, G.E.D. 🚩 @scorbymcmichaelson.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

I'll accept belgian gloating (and us gloating on behalf of belgians) when they pay reparations to the congolese

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scorby mcmichaelson, G.E.D. 🚩 @scorbymcmichaelson.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

replace it with another bloodstained colonizing power's name i guess, sure

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scorby mcmichaelson, G.E.D. 🚩 @scorbymcmichaelson.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

so like, most of the traffic on this app is just fb libs interacting with cheeto man bad ai slop right?

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scorby mcmichaelson, G.E.D. 🚩 @scorbymcmichaelson.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

just heard a youtuber use the phrase "made in russia under the occupation of the soviets"

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scorby mcmichaelson, G.E.D. 🚩 @scorbymcmichaelson.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

yes i'd like to order one "large son" sandwich, no cheese

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scorby mcmichaelson, G.E.D. 🚩 @scorbymcmichaelson.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

so the "last stand" is just an espresso martini, but the "mutant instinct" contains both crown and mezcal, ehich is fucking deranged. between the two i think logan would prefer the mutant instinct

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scorby mcmichaelson, G.E.D. 🚩 @scorbymcmichaelson.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

imagine living somewhere not within walking distance of a bar, cafe, grocery store, convenience store, pizzeria, hardware store, and home goods store. couldn't be me 😤

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scorby mcmichaelson, G.E.D. 🚩 @scorbymcmichaelson.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

i found it, the dumbest possible fucking take on police reform

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scorby mcmichaelson, G.E.D. 🚩 @scorbymcmichaelson.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

i really hope the "it's transphobic to say pedophilia apologism is bad" criwd are getting paid well by their handlers, otherwise they're debasing themselves for no good reason

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scorby mcmichaelson, G.E.D. 🚩 @scorbymcmichaelson.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

testing, testing: people who are sexually aroused by depictions of children should be socially ostracized until such a time as they have been demonstrably rehabilitated

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scorby mcmichaelson, G.E.D. 🚩 @scorbymcmichaelson.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

i think it would probably be good for everyone if we shut the internet off for a couple weeks

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