Simon Jessey @scjessey.bsky.social · 2hThat's like picking Himmler over Hitler. It's almost comical how these people think. 000
Simon Jessey @scjessey.bsky.social · 4hVance hopes to become the next President of the United States by cozying up to viruses, diseases, food not fit for consumption, etc. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...theguardian.comJD Vance flexing Maha connections as he eyes 2028 electionConsidered Republican frontrunner for presidential election, Vance is cozying up to the movement – as it splits 000
Simon Jessey @scjessey.bsky.social · 4h🏈⚽ I love it that the Commanders lost at the Tottenham Hotspur Stadium today. My team #Spurs doing my team #Eagles a solid. #COYS #THFC #FlyEaglesFly 🦅 220
Simon Jessey @scjessey.bsky.social · 5hElvis Costello doesn't like Pink Floyd? • Elvis Costello total album sales: 5 million • Pink Floyd total album sales: 250 million 🤷🏻♂️ www.theguardian.com/music/2026/o...theguardian.com‘I can’t listen to Pink Floyd - I find their music dreary’: Elvis Costello’s honest playlistThe singer-songwriter owes a lot to Georgie Fame and likes the romantic side of Jimi Hendrix – but which ringtone song can put him in a bad mood? 000
Simon Jessey @scjessey.bsky.social · 5hI'd much rather have healthcare "shoved down my throat" than so-called "AI". Because of Trump, my healthcare premium will be jumping 25% for the second year in a row. $1,600 per month is WILD, and it still doesn't cover my #Zepbound. 😡 000
Simon Jessey @scjessey.bsky.social · 6h🏈 Braden Mann continues to be an OUTSTANDING punter for the #Eagles. That's just as well, because our depleted offense looks like trash right now. 000
Simon Jessey @scjessey.bsky.social · 6hNow there's a Ken Paxton anti-trans ad running on national TV.static.klipy.comSidious: Let The Hate Flow Through YouALT: Sidious: Let The Hate Flow Through You 000
Simon Jessey @scjessey.bsky.social · 7hWhy the fuck is there a Ken Paxton for Senate ad playing on national TV? They must have money to burn. 000
Simon Jessey @scjessey.bsky.social · 7h🏈 Almost time to watch the #Eagles fuck it all up again. 🫤 020
Simon Jessey @scjessey.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Every single thing he said was a lie. It was TRUMP who blew up the Iran Nuclear Deal and TRUMP who has driven up prices. 000
Simon Jessey @scjessey.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Ranch dressing is disgusting. I don't know how any of you people tolerate it. 101
Simon Jessey @scjessey.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Trump is trying to buy the votes of seniors for $90. He's cost them THOUSANDS in higher prices, especially gas, so hopefully they will see through this desperate bribe. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...theguardian.comTrump says US to send one-time $90 payment to 20m seniors enrolled in MedicarePresident says payments, to be sent in early October, are meant to offset cost of monthly insurance premiums 100
Reposted by Simon JesseyTrekkieMoto @trekkiemoto.com · 03/10/2026Did I mention that I've been participating in a weekly podcast? "Kickstand Conversations" features some of the people I ride with. youtu.be/_4nJwflNl8Iyoutu.beMartin Moto Modern Classic Ride-In Recap and Why Our Cardo Setup Failed: Kickstand Conversations Ep3YouTube video by Walt In PA 001
Simon Jessey @scjessey.bsky.social · 02/10/2026⚽ I don't HATE it, but why can't it be like this? #COYS #Spurs #THFC 210
Simon Jessey @scjessey.bsky.social · 02/10/2026There's definitely a correlation between how enamored you are with "AI" and how brain dead you are. 000
Simon Jessey @scjessey.bsky.social · 02/10/2026⚽ The Football Association needs to punish Manchester City severely for what amounts to cheating on a jaw-dropping scale. Anything short of a long expulsion from the Premier League will give a clear signal to other clubs that cheating is worth the risk. 111
Simon Jessey @scjessey.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Even Fox Business thinks Trump has fucked up the economy. 000
Simon Jessey @scjessey.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Trump has dumped the US economy into the shitter. More Americans are unemployed and prices have skyrocketed. If only Trump's multiple bankruptcies had given voters a clue? www.theguardian.com/business/202...theguardian.comUS added just 29,000 jobs in September in sharp drop from last month’s gainsFinal jobs report before the midterm elections also shows the US unemployment rate rose slightly to 4.2% 010
Simon Jessey @scjessey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Nothing about SUCCESSFUL executions is normal either. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...theguardian.comWitnesses detail horror of Tennessee woman’s botched execution: ‘None of it was normal’Witnesses in the chamber said Christa Pike was still breathing despite receiving injections intended to kill her 000
Simon Jessey @scjessey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026It is almost impossible to quantify just how thoroughly rotten and corrupt the Trump administration is, and how it has infected the other branches of government and every federal agency. Nixon was REALLY BAD, but his scandal pales in comparison to what America endures on a daily basis with Trump. 010
Simon Jessey @scjessey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Ahhh, the delicious pleasure of finding a premo parking space and then discovering the meter is broken. 000
Simon Jessey @scjessey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I remember the grand old days when newspapers simply did reporting and opinion could only be found in entertainment reviews and letters to the editor.static.klipy.comMan Contemplating Life by the OceanALT: Man Contemplating Life by the Ocean 000
Simon Jessey @scjessey.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Better fuel efficiency ≠ higher gas prices The Obama administration RIGHTLY pushed for better fuel efficiency, which means we have to buy less of the fuel TRUMP has made so expensive. When President Obama left office, gas prices averaged around $2.50 per US gallon. #ThanksObama 100
Simon Jessey @scjessey.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Definitely a bird, but definitely better than the dress color nonsense. 000
Simon Jessey @scjessey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026It seems that Senator Eric "Dirtbag" Schmitt, the junior dirtbag from Missouri, concocted a ridiculous conspiracy theory about Special Counsel Jack Smith using the cover of an Atlanta Hawks game to see Fani Willis, when in fact he was in Maryland at an Iowa Hawkeyes game to see Caitlin Clark. 🤦🏻♂️ 020
Simon Jessey @scjessey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026🏈 I'm not watching another minute of this crap. [ click ] Off to bed! #Eagles #FailEaglesFail 110
Simon Jessey @scjessey.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Americans will end up paying MORE. Over the life of the vehicle, any minuscule saving in the cost of purchase will be dwarfed by the cost of having to buy more gas. Car companies are GLOBAL, which means they will STILL be investing in engine efficiency for cars they sell in other countries. 010
Simon Jessey @scjessey.bsky.social · 28/09/2026They should be put up against a wall and shot, frankly. This was a VIOLENT INSURRECTION against the United States of America. 000
Simon Jessey @scjessey.bsky.social · 27/09/2026🏏 Hahahaha! More of this from the @kiaoval.com, please. 🤣 #SurreyCricket 010
Simon Jessey @scjessey.bsky.social · 27/09/2026We're winning at poverty. More poverty than any nation ever! 021
Simon Jessey @scjessey.bsky.social · 27/09/2026⚽ 4️⃣9️⃣0️⃣ days since Spurs awarded a penalty at home (Solanke) 1️⃣2️⃣3️⃣3️⃣ days since Spurs awarded a penalty away (Kane) #COYS #THFC #Spurs 030
Simon Jessey @scjessey.bsky.social · 27/09/2026"Wanker intelligence" would make more sense because it's mostly championed by utter wankers. 000
Simon Jessey @scjessey.bsky.social · 26/09/2026GET VACCINATED YOU FUCKING IDIOTS! www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...theguardian.comPennsylvania measles outbreak spreads, with 55 new cases reported since Wednesday173 people hospitalized and four deaths in state so far, with less than 1% of those infected having been vaccinated 020
Reposted by Simon JesseyTrekkieMoto @trekkiemoto.com · 26/09/2026I did an inventory of my drawers. I had 4 pairs of shorts to donate, because when shorts-wearing season comes around again they will be way too big for me. Happily, some of the motorcycle gear I'm currently too big for should fit nicely in the next riding season! #WeightLoss #Zepbound #tirzepatide 011
Simon Jessey @scjessey.bsky.social · 26/09/2026The deal we had before was fine. We had free-flowing trade through the Strait of Hormuz and heavy restrictions upon Iran's nuclear activities with strict monitoring. The only reason Trump blew up that deal was because he hates Obama. www.nytimes.com/2026/09/26/u...nytimes.comTrump Rejects Iran’s Cease-Fire Proposal to Reopen Strait of HormuzThe president said the deal was not “acceptable” and demurred on whether he would restart military strikes after the midterm elections. 000
Simon Jessey @scjessey.bsky.social · 26/09/2026The US government won't care, of course. Maybe they would if it was testicular or prostate cancer. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...theguardian.comNew research finds 485 chemicals in US pesticide products linked to breast cancerPaper raises questions about safety of food and other products as early onset breast cancer rates surge worldwide 001