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Simon Jessey

@scjessey.bsky.social
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A grumpy optimist. 🇬🇧🇺🇸 British American 🖖🏻 Star Trek fan ⚽ Tottenham Hotspur fan. COYS! 🤍 🏏 Surrey cricket fan 🏈 Philadelphia Eagles fan 🦅 📺 YouTuber "TrekkieMoto" 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ straight ally 🤝 Joined August 30, 2023

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Simon Jessey @scjessey.bsky.social · 2h
That's like picking Himmler over Hitler. It's almost comical how these people think.
"The true, decent British Right must be like Jacob Rees-Mogg, not Tucker Carlson." — Tim Stanley
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Simon Jessey @scjessey.bsky.social · 4h
🏈 Another game we threw away. 🤦🏻‍♂️ #Eagles 🦅
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Simon Jessey @scjessey.bsky.social · 4h
Vance hopes to become the next President of the United States by cozying up to viruses, diseases, food not fit for consumption, etc. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
theguardian.com
JD Vance flexing Maha connections as he eyes 2028 election
Considered Republican frontrunner for presidential election, Vance is cozying up to the movement – as it splits
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Simon Jessey @scjessey.bsky.social · 4h
🏈⚽ I love it that the Commanders lost at the Tottenham Hotspur Stadium today. My team #Spurs doing my team #Eagles a solid. #COYS #THFC #FlyEaglesFly 🦅
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Simon Jessey @scjessey.bsky.social · 5h
My man looks like he needs to put his helmet back on.
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Simon Jessey @scjessey.bsky.social · 5h
Elvis Costello doesn't like Pink Floyd? • Elvis Costello total album sales: 5 million • Pink Floyd total album sales: 250 million 🤷🏻‍♂️ www.theguardian.com/music/2026/o...
theguardian.com
‘I can’t listen to Pink Floyd - I find their music dreary’: Elvis Costello’s honest playlist
The singer-songwriter owes a lot to Georgie Fame and likes the romantic side of Jimi Hendrix – but which ringtone song can put him in a bad mood?
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Simon Jessey @scjessey.bsky.social · 5h
🏈 Coopers Everywhere All at Once #Eagles
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Simon Jessey @scjessey.bsky.social · 5h
I'd much rather have healthcare "shoved down my throat" than so-called "AI". Because of Trump, my healthcare premium will be jumping 25% for the second year in a row. $1,600 per month is WILD, and it still doesn't cover my #Zepbound. 😡
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Simon Jessey @scjessey.bsky.social · 6h
🏈 Braden Mann continues to be an OUTSTANDING punter for the #Eagles. That's just as well, because our depleted offense looks like trash right now.
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Simon Jessey @scjessey.bsky.social · 6h
Now there's a Ken Paxton anti-trans ad running on national TV.
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Sidious: Let The Hate Flow Through You
ALT: Sidious: Let The Hate Flow Through You
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Simon Jessey @scjessey.bsky.social · 7h
🏈 There sure are a lot of Jalens in the NFL.
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Simon Jessey @scjessey.bsky.social · 7h
Why the fuck is there a Ken Paxton for Senate ad playing on national TV? They must have money to burn.
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Simon Jessey @scjessey.bsky.social · 7h
🏈 Almost time to watch the #Eagles fuck it all up again. 🫤
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Simon Jessey @scjessey.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Every single thing he said was a lie. It was TRUMP who blew up the Iran Nuclear Deal and TRUMP who has driven up prices.
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Simon Jessey @scjessey.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Ranch dressing is disgusting. I don't know how any of you people tolerate it.
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Simon Jessey @scjessey.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Trump is trying to buy the votes of seniors for $90. He's cost them THOUSANDS in higher prices, especially gas, so hopefully they will see through this desperate bribe. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
theguardian.com
Trump says US to send one-time $90 payment to 20m seniors enrolled in Medicare
President says payments, to be sent in early October, are meant to offset cost of monthly insurance premiums
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TrekkieMoto @trekkiemoto.com · 03/10/2026
Did I mention that I've been participating in a weekly podcast? "Kickstand Conversations" features some of the people I ride with. youtu.be/_4nJwflNl8I
youtu.be
Martin Moto Modern Classic Ride-In Recap and Why Our Cardo Setup Failed: Kickstand Conversations Ep3
YouTube video by Walt In PA
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Simon Jessey @scjessey.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
⚽ I don't HATE it, but why can't it be like this? #COYS #Spurs #THFC
A jersey for a Tottenham Hotspur player
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Simon Jessey @scjessey.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
There's definitely a correlation between how enamored you are with "AI" and how brain dead you are.
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Simon Jessey @scjessey.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
⚽ The Football Association needs to punish Manchester City severely for what amounts to cheating on a jaw-dropping scale. Anything short of a long expulsion from the Premier League will give a clear signal to other clubs that cheating is worth the risk.
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Simon Jessey @scjessey.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Even Fox Business thinks Trump has fucked up the economy.
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Simon Jessey @scjessey.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Trump has dumped the US economy into the shitter. More Americans are unemployed and prices have skyrocketed. If only Trump's multiple bankruptcies had given voters a clue? www.theguardian.com/business/202...
theguardian.com
US added just 29,000 jobs in September in sharp drop from last month’s gains
Final jobs report before the midterm elections also shows the US unemployment rate rose slightly to 4.2%
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Simon Jessey @scjessey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Nothing about SUCCESSFUL executions is normal either. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
theguardian.com
Witnesses detail horror of Tennessee woman’s botched execution: ‘None of it was normal’
Witnesses in the chamber said Christa Pike was still breathing despite receiving injections intended to kill her
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Simon Jessey @scjessey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It is almost impossible to quantify just how thoroughly rotten and corrupt the Trump administration is, and how it has infected the other branches of government and every federal agency. Nixon was REALLY BAD, but his scandal pales in comparison to what America endures on a daily basis with Trump.
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Simon Jessey @scjessey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ahhh, the delicious pleasure of finding a premo parking space and then discovering the meter is broken.
Free Parking
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Simon Jessey @scjessey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I remember the grand old days when newspapers simply did reporting and opinion could only be found in entertainment reviews and letters to the editor.
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Man Contemplating Life by the Ocean
ALT: Man Contemplating Life by the Ocean
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Simon Jessey @scjessey.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
⚾ The corpse is still twitching! #Phillies
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Simon Jessey @scjessey.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The White Album?
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Simon Jessey @scjessey.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Better fuel efficiency ≠ higher gas prices The Obama administration RIGHTLY pushed for better fuel efficiency, which means we have to buy less of the fuel TRUMP has made so expensive. When President Obama left office, gas prices averaged around $2.50 per US gallon. #ThanksObama
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Simon Jessey @scjessey.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Of course he doubled down. What a Schmitt-head.
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Simon Jessey @scjessey.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Definitely a bird, but definitely better than the dress color nonsense.
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Simon Jessey @scjessey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Today in DUMB:
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Simon Jessey @scjessey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It seems that Senator Eric "Dirtbag" Schmitt, the junior dirtbag from Missouri, concocted a ridiculous conspiracy theory about Special Counsel Jack Smith using the cover of an Atlanta Hawks game to see Fani Willis, when in fact he was in Maryland at an Iowa Hawkeyes game to see Caitlin Clark. 🤦🏻‍♂️
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Simon Jessey @scjessey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm getting an Immortan Joe vibe.
The "Immortan Joe" character from MAD MAX: FURY ROAD
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Simon Jessey @scjessey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
🏈 I'm not watching another minute of this crap. [ click ] Off to bed! #Eagles #FailEaglesFail
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Simon Jessey @scjessey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
🏈 We're SUUUUUCKING. #Eagles
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Simon Jessey @scjessey.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Americans will end up paying MORE. Over the life of the vehicle, any minuscule saving in the cost of purchase will be dwarfed by the cost of having to buy more gas. Car companies are GLOBAL, which means they will STILL be investing in engine efficiency for cars they sell in other countries.
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Simon Jessey @scjessey.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
They should be put up against a wall and shot, frankly. This was a VIOLENT INSURRECTION against the United States of America.
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Simon Jessey @scjessey.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Lowest energy president ever.
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Simon Jessey @scjessey.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I thought it was Djamolidine McEnroe?
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Simon Jessey @scjessey.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
🏏 Hahahaha! More of this from the @kiaoval.com, please. 🤣 #SurreyCricket
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Simon Jessey @scjessey.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
We're winning at poverty. More poverty than any nation ever!
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Simon Jessey @scjessey.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
⚽ 4️⃣9️⃣0️⃣ days since Spurs awarded a penalty at home (Solanke) 1️⃣2️⃣3️⃣3️⃣ days since Spurs awarded a penalty away (Kane) #COYS #THFC #Spurs
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Simon Jessey @scjessey.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"Wanker intelligence" would make more sense because it's mostly championed by utter wankers.
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Simon Jessey @scjessey.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
GET VACCINATED YOU FUCKING IDIOTS! www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
theguardian.com
Pennsylvania measles outbreak spreads, with 55 new cases reported since Wednesday
173 people hospitalized and four deaths in state so far, with less than 1% of those infected having been vaccinated
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Simon Jessey @scjessey.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I'm going with Condorman.
A man in a suit with wings is being held by a woman.
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TrekkieMoto @trekkiemoto.com · 26/09/2026
I did an inventory of my drawers. I had 4 pairs of shorts to donate, because when shorts-wearing season comes around again they will be way too big for me. Happily, some of the motorcycle gear I'm currently too big for should fit nicely in the next riding season! #WeightLoss #Zepbound #tirzepatide
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Simon Jessey @scjessey.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
⚾ The #Phillies had better fucking win today.
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Simon Jessey @scjessey.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The deal we had before was fine. We had free-flowing trade through the Strait of Hormuz and heavy restrictions upon Iran's nuclear activities with strict monitoring. The only reason Trump blew up that deal was because he hates Obama. www.nytimes.com/2026/09/26/u...
nytimes.com
Trump Rejects Iran’s Cease-Fire Proposal to Reopen Strait of Hormuz
The president said the deal was not “acceptable” and demurred on whether he would restart military strikes after the midterm elections.
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Simon Jessey @scjessey.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The US government won't care, of course. Maybe they would if it was testicular or prostate cancer. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
theguardian.com
New research finds 485 chemicals in US pesticide products linked to breast cancer
Paper raises questions about safety of food and other products as early onset breast cancer rates surge worldwide
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