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scienceplease.bsky.social @scienceplease.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
You know who that new FIFA law about covering your mouth doesn't affect? Ventriloquists.
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scienceplease.bsky.social @scienceplease.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Sigh... Bluesky. Please. I NEVER engage with the posts of half naked men at the gym. Never. So...why the fuck am I getting them in my feed?
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scienceplease.bsky.social @scienceplease.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Every time we point out tRump not doing something MAGA thinks, "He didn't say when..." "Gas will be cheaper..."
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scienceplease.bsky.social @scienceplease.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
A tRump superstore in Tennessee is shutting down due to dwindling sales. MAGA isn't happy with their cult leader. Why? The economy. Democrats, get your shit together!
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scienceplease.bsky.social @scienceplease.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
A job posting should read, "Wanted: someone to report when the president speaks the truth. Deliver your application and resume to the nearest mental institution."
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scienceplease.bsky.social @scienceplease.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Every Kind of People -Robert Palmer
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scienceplease.bsky.social @scienceplease.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
If I were King, religion would have to prove zero harm to any human. So, effectively, it would go away.
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scienceplease.bsky.social @scienceplease.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I see some people turn off their comment section when they post AI slop. Chicken shits.
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scienceplease.bsky.social @scienceplease.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
So the White House is using a deformed trash panda as prop for MAGA? Not the flex they think it is, huh? "Hey MAGA, that's what we think of you!" " Yuk, yuk, you betcha! Wait..."
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scienceplease.bsky.social @scienceplease.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Apparently Orthodox Jews are butt-hurt about the proposed time change. They say they'll have to pray later in the morning and be late for work. They just need to reinterpret their old bullshit to fit the new bullshit. Isn't that what religion does best? Make religion fit the boys needs?
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scienceplease.bsky.social @scienceplease.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
When will AI tell people to put their toothbrushes in their anus to clean them?
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scienceplease.bsky.social @scienceplease.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I cry almost every time I listen to Emma Sehested Hoeg. Especially "My Mind".
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scienceplease.bsky.social @scienceplease.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
I wish there was a button I could push to stop the never ending Taylor Swift posts. I don't have anything against her, I'm just not into her.
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scienceplease.bsky.social @scienceplease.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Why is it that when I open SiriusXM and click on the search button the first option I get is FUCKING FOX NEWS!!??? I'm cancelling that POS.
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scienceplease.bsky.social @scienceplease.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
If Shitler said the sky is green and you told him to look up, he'd still say it's green. That's what narcissism and dementia does to the brain. He's forever strangled by those and will never recover. And death from dementia takes a very long time. Especially for someone being pumped full of drugs.
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scienceplease.bsky.social @scienceplease.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Trump as a doctor. Ha. The only time he heals is when he heels as Putin's dog.
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scienceplease.bsky.social @scienceplease.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Wanna see Republikkkans lose their shit? Get China to take over Tesla.
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scienceplease.bsky.social @scienceplease.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
What happens to everything we're bitching about if the Republicans win the midterms? Nothing. Absolutely NOTHING will happen to the Epstein files, 25 Amendment, Project 2025, the economy... Focus like a laser on the midterms, win a majority and then let the bitching commence.
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scienceplease.bsky.social @scienceplease.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Is it me? When I open Search in the Sirius app the first two suggestions are Fox News and CNN. Is Sirius fascist as well?
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scienceplease.bsky.social @scienceplease.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
A cool feature on BlueSky would be a filter that stopped AI slop from getting in your feed.
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scienceplease.bsky.social @scienceplease.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Mega church pastor Robert Morris is out of an Oklahoma jail after just six months inside. He inflicted a lifetime of pain on kids and he got six months. Seems fair.
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scienceplease.bsky.social @scienceplease.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
The US Treasury just declared the US is insolvent as reported by Fortune. Don't worry though, because at least the libs were owned by tRump.
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scienceplease.bsky.social @scienceplease.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Trump is going to produce evidence of aliens on earth. It will be shitty AI of course.
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scienceplease.bsky.social @scienceplease.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
I wonder if in 1939 Germany there were people chatting with neighbors like, "Yeah, but did you see the football game yesterday?" The severe lack of understanding around me is stupifying.
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scienceplease.bsky.social @scienceplease.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Here's an Onion headline suggestion; Trump is "Bonkers!", ""Crazy!" "Off His Rocker!" says author promoting his new book. God bless capitalism.
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scienceplease.bsky.social @scienceplease.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Hey BlueSky, please send me more pics of white guys on airplanes. WTF kind of algorithm is this?
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scienceplease.bsky.social @scienceplease.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
It ended for Hitler and it will end for Shitler.
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scienceplease.bsky.social @scienceplease.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Any company whose owner is a billionaire should, by law, be unionized. And employees immediately be given a 30% raise. To start with. Then negotiations begin on healthcare and time off. And the unions would have clear oversight. No organized crime assholes. Boom motherfuckers.
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scienceplease.bsky.social @scienceplease.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Stop saying "he/they should..." Start asking "...and why don't they have to obey the law?"
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scienceplease.bsky.social @scienceplease.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Until I hear otherwise I believe the Democrats plan to win the midterm elections is "They can't do that! It's illegal!" For the layman that translates to "We're screwed."
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scienceplease.bsky.social @scienceplease.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
If we don't secure the midterm elections, in 20 years we'll still be seeing people say "Release the Epstein files?" Focus people. One step at a time.
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scienceplease.bsky.social @scienceplease.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
"They broke the law and need to be held accountable!" Is just like me thinking... "I have to take a shit!" Then being upset to find shit in my pants. Usually I think... "I have to shit. Where's the bathroom? And is there toilet paper in there too?" See the difference...
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scienceplease.bsky.social @scienceplease.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
I wish someone made an app to mute that asshole Tom Brady.
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scienceplease.bsky.social @scienceplease.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
I'm getting tired of hearing "Health concerns are growing." Like tossing a cup of water in a lake and saying, "The lake is filling up!" So much click bait...
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scienceplease.bsky.social @scienceplease.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Carolyn Leavitt's parents should be part of a psychological study to find out how the fuck people can be so shitty at raising a child.
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scienceplease.bsky.social @scienceplease.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Hey Bluesky. Please send me more pics of shirtless white guys and white people on airplanes. Sincerely, Not a single fucking one of us
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scienceplease.bsky.social @scienceplease.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
People need to start buying the domain names of government facilities with the word "Trump" in them just to piss off dear leader.
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scienceplease.bsky.social @scienceplease.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Ha ha ha!! Part of me would like to hear what tRump's sychopants are telling him the reason for the jump in Kennedy Center cancelations. The bigger part of me knows I would be sick to my stomach to hear them.
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scienceplease.bsky.social @scienceplease.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
I love the headline... Elon Musk says that in 10 to 20 years, work will be optional and money will be irrelevant. So that means we have 30-40 years. Minimum.
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scienceplease.bsky.social @scienceplease.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Stop it!! Stop getting so damn excited about the Epstein files being released. Not a fucking this of any value will be released. Not one damn thing. Get excited in 2-4 years when the Democrats take over. Until then, get excited about voting! (Hopefully that happens...)
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scienceplease.bsky.social @scienceplease.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
I'd like to see a button on this app that reads posts aloud before they are sent. Maybe spelling and grammar would improve.
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scienceplease.bsky.social @scienceplease.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Want to stop the ICE kidnappings? Get on their hotline and send them to wealthy neighborhoods. How long do you think Bezos and Gates will put up with a shitty lawn?
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scienceplease.bsky.social @scienceplease.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Hey Bluesky. I DON'T WANT TO SEE PICS OR VIDEO OF FAT, HAIRY WHITE MEN!!!!!
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scienceplease.bsky.social @scienceplease.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
The government shutdown is permanent. The Republikkkans are also on track with the Ferengi Rules of Acquisition. The US will soon be known as The Dividend States of Profit.
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scienceplease.bsky.social @scienceplease.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Just saw an article that shows some CEO's believe AI will reduce the work week to three days a week. What they don't say is you will only be paid for three days of work. Let's see how long people will tolerate a 20% pay cut. And who do those CEO's think will buy their products?
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scienceplease.bsky.social @scienceplease.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
I think every person of color needs to wear a shirt with their birth certificate printed on it so any bit of them makes it very clear for a lawsuit.
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scienceplease.bsky.social @scienceplease.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Every interview with Pee Wee German needs to be done by a 6' 4" woman looking down on his tiny boyhood.
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scienceplease.bsky.social @scienceplease.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Press these idiots on the rapture happening the 23 of 24 (Jesus wasn't sure? He have a potential date with a hottie the 23rd?). If they become defiant that it will happen, tell them to sign the deed to their house or pink slip for their car to you. 100% of them will say no and give some BS reason.
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scienceplease.bsky.social @scienceplease.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
First amendment "You're a fascist!" Second amendment "Now I'm going to shoot you." Fascist president "Good job. I nominate you for Secretary of Gun Use."
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scienceplease.bsky.social @scienceplease.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Every judge in America sounds like the teacher in any Peanuts cartoon. Apparently their rulings have as much teeth as a Kentucky hillbilly woman in her 60's, aka a great-great-great grandma.
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